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Woman Wakes up in Morgue After Being Declared Dead

javno.com — A funeral company took the body to the morgue. Several hours later, a worker there noticed the bag containing the body was moving.

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  • kilwaz, on 06/15/2009, -3/+120What a grave mistake.
  • doublefelix, on 06/15/2009, -1/+100Brainnsss!!!
  • MEGACAMZ, on 06/15/2009, -0/+82***** witnessing that.

    I`d have ***** my tongue out of my ass.
  • Jhorra, on 06/15/2009, -0/+70FTA: However, a few hours later a morgue worker noticed that the bag was moving and he called a doctor who determined the return of life functions” added Majewski.

    Translation, the morgue worker saw the bag moving and went screaming like a school girl to the doctor.
  • BingoPower, on 06/15/2009, -0/+64I bet the morgue worker isn't going to sleep very well any time soon.
  • borez, on 06/15/2009, -0/+61Good job she didn't wake up in the crematorium oven.
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  • tensvb, on 06/15/2009, -1/+44Big deal, Jesus Christ did the same 2000 years ago.
  • xXGrimreapaXx, on 06/15/2009, -1/+37"This isn't my bedroom!"
  • masterkenobi, on 06/15/2009, -0/+31Looks like the person that pronounced her was dead wrong.
  • cygnus2112, on 06/15/2009, -0/+30I wouldn't be caught dead making that one.
  • ugacrew, on 06/15/2009, -4/+34MORTICIAN: Bring out your dead!
    Bring out your dead!
    [clang] Bring out your dead!
    [clang] Bring out your dead!
    [clang] Bring out your dead!
    [clang] Bring out your dead!
    CUSTOMER: Here's one -- nine pence.
    DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
    MORTICIAN: What?
    CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.
    DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
    MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!
    CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
    DEAD PERSON: I'm not!
    MORTICIAN: He isn't.
    CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
    DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!
    CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment.
    MORTICIAN: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against
    regulations.
    DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go on the cart!
    CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.
    MORTICIAN: I can't take him...
    DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!
    CUSTOMER: Oh, do us a favor...
    MORTICIAN: I can't.
    CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He
    won't be long.
    MORTICIAN: Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson's -- they've lost
    nine today.
    CUSTOMER: Well, when is your next round?
    MORTICIAN: Thursday.
    DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.
    CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there
    something you can do?
    DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy.
    [whop]
    CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.
    MORTICIAN: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
    CUSTOMER: Right.
  • plainOldFool, on 06/15/2009, -0/+26I'm gonna die laughing if you keep this up.
  • AmusedToDeath, on 06/15/2009, -0/+23Paintings or it didn't happen.
  • Djokuuskaj, on 06/15/2009, -1/+23I am sure she is just dying to know how this mistake is possible.
  • takamalak, on 06/15/2009, -0/+22Talk about a rude awakening.
  • NBCLocal, on 06/24/2009, -0/+22zombie. watch out.
  • andrewlotta, on 06/15/2009, -0/+20I think you mean the WOMAN isn't going to sleep very well any time soon...


    waking up in a morgue?
  • delrin500, on 06/15/2009, -4/+23Dugg for "***** my tongue out of my ass"
    Hilarious!
  • infernoxtox, on 06/15/2009, -0/+18I bet she would love to get a tombstone pizza after that ordeal.


    Am I doin it rite?
  • smashblu, on 06/15/2009, -0/+17He was 1 when he was crucified? I thought he was in his twenties.
  • plainOldFool, on 06/15/2009, -0/+16You mean you would start dancing and singing show tunes?
  • borez, on 06/15/2009, -0/+15I would be dramatize too... if there was such a thing.
  • watcht, on 06/15/2009, -0/+15Bring out your dead! *Clank* Bring out your dead!
  • BxBoy, on 06/15/2009, -1/+16Aim for the Head!
  • JimmyTheClam, on 06/15/2009, -1/+15This happened to my grandmother's older sister.
    She woke up in the funeral home, got up off the table, broke out through a window, and walked home wrapped in one of the mortician's sheets.
    Much hilarity ensued when she came in through the front door wanting something to eat.
    This was back in the very early 1900's.
  • inactive, on 06/15/2009, -6/+19he said:
    -Finally she is at rest.

    she said:
    -Not so fast mister!
  • Beanstudd2, on 06/15/2009, -0/+12better than waking up trapped in a coffin
  • FredFredrickson, on 06/15/2009, -2/+13I hear the doctor who declared her dead is dying of embarrassment.
  • Quisquis, on 06/15/2009, -0/+10What the ***** are you talking about?
  • plainOldFool, on 06/15/2009, -0/+10Ummm, ***** the RIAA!!!
  • omgpanic, on 06/15/2009, -0/+10It's a trick. Get an axe.
  • andrewlotta, on 06/15/2009, -0/+9o
  • JammoBlammo, on 06/15/2009, -0/+9And then her husband has to move his mistress back out of the house in a panic.
  • jfield1, on 06/15/2009, -0/+9*traumatized
  • ErrorLoading, on 06/15/2009, -0/+8I'm certified to cremate. Something I've always worried about.
  • Thoku, on 06/15/2009, -0/+8and you sir have just expressed my deepest fear.

    I have always intended that once I write a will I will ensure that I have "shot in the head" be part of the "disposal" process for my body.
  • borez, on 06/15/2009, -0/+8So, do you like, go to a death school or something for that?
  • dicer999, on 06/15/2009, -1/+9OH SHI-
  • minorthreat, on 06/15/2009, -2/+9you may have good hospitals, but the lack of commas in your sentence would have one believe your school systems suck.
  • 13373h4X0r, on 06/15/2009, -0/+7Waking up...in a body bag...in a room filled with corpses...

    Anyone who experiences something like that is going to have nightmares!...
  • zeiben, on 06/15/2009, -0/+7In Related News: Doctor learns the hard way which part of the stethoscope goes in his ears.
  • Antimatt, on 06/15/2009, -1/+8How many pollocks does it take to take a pulse?
  • daimposter, on 06/15/2009, -0/+7i'd be scared to death if that happened to me
  • Jhorra, on 06/15/2009, -0/+6I'm not dead yet!
  • sexybobo, on 06/15/2009, -3/+9In Poland may be places with good hospital system typically do a thorough job checking to make sure the patient is dead. (you can't charge for the room if they are dead)
  • brownsound00, on 06/15/2009, -0/+6Or the morgue worker is a necromancer in disguise and cast reanimate dead.. and didn't tell the doctor...

    We better watch out... he is secretly starting his own zombie army
  • vbullinger, on 06/15/2009, -0/+633, I thought.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus
  • lostinseganet, on 06/15/2009, -0/+5NOOO I've been left 4 dead! I've been left 4 dead! Don't shoot! I'm a survivor!....Now did she see god? Hmmmm
  • inactive, on 06/15/2009, -3/+8Found in the fiction section...
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