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- HCviolence, on 12/24/2007, -5/+160Bad News #1: your wife stabbed you for opening your gift early.
Bad News #2: It was a god damned sweater vest - The_Wallbanger, on 12/24/2007, -1/+129First aid kit?
- romws, on 12/24/2007, -1/+117I wonder what was in it.
- Veni_Vidi_Vici, on 12/24/2007, -10/+101This type of thing cannot go unnoticed. Wives everywhere are out of control. THEY MUST BE STOPPED. VOTE FOR HUCKABEE!!! He will put them in their place.
/sarcasm - GMTruckClub, on 12/24/2007, -3/+81Written by Diane Smith. What a horribly written story. Put down the pencil and find another line of work.
- Checkerd, on 12/24/2007, -2/+72Thats nothing. When I was a young'in, if we opened our presents too late we had to eat them. I remember this one year my mom gave me a ball of Asbestos...
- OrangeTide, on 12/24/2007, -0/+65That was the rule in my house too. One year I wanted nothing more than a puppy. Well I heard barking from a box under the tree, and decided to open it a day early, and I had to eat that entire puppy myself.
- Hermiod, on 12/24/2007, -4/+64It disturbs me that wives stabbing their husbands is considered "nothing new". I'm waiting for the "that'll teach him" jokes.
- WolverineBlue, on 12/24/2007, -1/+57That's the kind of thinking that will get you stabbed, apparently.
- EdgarVerona, on 12/24/2007, -1/+54He ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times. - mrfreeziexp, on 12/24/2007, -3/+51Open your present early? That's a stabbin'.
- thenativeraver, on 12/24/2007, -2/+50Accident? Next time I stab someone I'm going to call it an accident.
- Pilot85, on 12/24/2007, -2/+39His penis?
- mrASSMAN, on 12/24/2007, -0/+37A first aid kit.. honey, why would I need a first aid kit?
*stab*
Ohh. - philliesphan026, on 12/24/2007, -5/+36"Hey, honey, thanks for the new golf clubs! I love y-- AUGHHH!!!!"
*collapses* - BruceBogtrotter, on 12/24/2007, -0/+29"Next time I stab someone..."
So you've done this before? - adorkable81, on 12/24/2007, -11/+40Husband: Cool, new present.. I'm opening it
Husband: WTF? First Aid Kits... what for?
.....
Husband: Biatch, did you just stab me? - kenyan, on 12/25/2007, -0/+26Life Insurance Policy starting Dec. 25th.
- ubergeek09, on 12/24/2007, -4/+30Thanks for stereotyping all Americans.
- exomni, on 12/24/2007, -1/+27"Police investigators said that Shawn Johnson revealed that his wife was the one who started arguing immediately after she returned home shortly before the stabbing incident."
lol: "She started it!!!" - aukxsona, on 12/24/2007, -3/+27I'm a wife and the idea a wife would do this over such a trivial matter is frightening. I've been with the same guy for 10 years and frankly, I have only busted dishes...over serious issues...and usually when he wasn't even home. I know it's stupid to do...but it isn't hurting anyone except my wallet.
- WolverineBlue, on 12/24/2007, -1/+23Jesus, you had it easy. Our presents were mixed in with fake booby-trapped ones; I lost both my arms to a C4 bomb and my eye to a claymore mine. We had to guess which ones were real if we wanted presents that year.
- WKUHilltopper, on 12/24/2007, -2/+23Wonder if he got the point?
- machismonstro, on 12/24/2007, -3/+23Awwww! It's just like Gift of the Magi! He sold his kevlar chestplate to buy that knife, and she sold off her crazy-pills to buy him that stabbing. At least they'll always have each other.
- Technoloki, on 12/24/2007, -2/+22WOW! I can't believe the husband didn't get tasered for not getting up off the floor fast enough when the cop arrived.
- catwoman2970, on 12/24/2007, -3/+22what a crazy bitch.
- krnldmp, on 12/24/2007, -2/+21Some serious Fox news material.
- xptoast, on 12/24/2007, -0/+18Thank you for being one of the saner women. My wife that left me was mean and abusive. She is one of the new bread of nut job women that figures violence is better than figuring out the problem. I applaud your rational or more rational thinking.
- richardiscool, on 12/24/2007, -3/+19The article you *****.
- isunktheship, on 12/24/2007, -1/+16In sovietamerica, stereo types you!
- Calculon, on 12/24/2007, -0/+13talkin' back? You better believe that's a paddlin'
- inactive, on 12/24/2007, -2/+13This family obviously had more problems than someone opening up a Christmas gift early...
- mikezerobot, on 12/24/2007, -0/+11"When searching the scene of the accident, police officers found a marriage license according to which they were married in late September."
So... the police were married and didn't even know it? That's a Christmas miracle. - thcobbs, on 12/24/2007, -4/+14I take it you've never been married?
- inactive, on 12/24/2007, -1/+11Well, it is the season of giving after all.
- sanman, on 12/24/2007, -0/+9Women can be violent abusers too. Some probably figure the law is on their side.
- Pake, on 12/24/2007, -0/+9They're newly weds... so in like 10 years when their children get to ask them "Daddy, when did you know you loved mommy?" "When she stabbed me."
- exomni, on 12/24/2007, -3/+12http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/new ...
http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic= ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler
Not sure where you're from, if you're not from Germany, Australia, or Britain do tell me where you are from so I can cover it. - inactive, on 12/24/2007, -1/+10messing up a good Simpsons' reference, that's a paddlin'
- MrTea, on 12/24/2007, -0/+8socks
- AmICoolNow, on 12/24/2007, -0/+8A knife.
- BruceBogtrotter, on 12/24/2007, -0/+8The writer of this article sucks.
- Ayavaron, on 12/24/2007, -1/+9Messin' up a good Cool Hand Luke reference? That's a night in the box.
- chinolofus, on 12/24/2007, -2/+9she was later quoted as saying "he told me he would die if i got him a wii. well he didnt....so i took matters into my own hands!"
- EarlOfLade, on 12/24/2007, -2/+9Well, you are not supposed to stab your husband either....
- inactive, on 12/24/2007, -1/+8I bet he'll scratch bowie knife off his list next year.
- inactive, on 12/24/2007, -9/+16Only in America.
I rather a penis-shaped loaf of bread than a stabbing. - BruceBogtrotter, on 12/24/2007, -0/+7Better article: http://cbs4denver.com/watercooler/christmas.gift.s ...
- Bviper, on 12/24/2007, -1/+7Good News #1 You now have a reason to divorce her.
- inactive, on 12/24/2007, -1/+7Bad News #3 She takes the house, cars, the kids....and pretty much everything else.
Bad News #4 You still have to pay her child support. -
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