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trutv.com — Possibly the world's dumbest robber. Wearing a wig, he's so harmless even the patrons ignore him. But the guy's got one-liners for days.

Who dugg this? Made popular Apr 4, 2009

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  • inactive, on 04/04/2009, -0/+79"i'm not gonna shoot you, i'm just gonna slap you once real hard."
  • thedinomeister, on 04/04/2009, -0/+35"...let me get five dollars, please"
    "no"
    "let me get five dollars"
    "no"
    "come on man, give me five dollars"
    "do it man, please, I'm nice. Five Dollars"
    CLASSIC
  • choowee82, on 04/04/2009, -0/+20Aww... If I had to be robbed, I'd rather it be someone nice and honest like him. His momma taught him to always say please and not to kill over 5 dollars
  • hoarson, on 04/04/2009, -1/+17"Why Won't Anybody Listen To Me?"

    enough stories about twitter already...
  • lfroker, on 04/04/2009, -1/+13One robbery for 2 dorras, come on prease i treat you nice!
  • iguanapunk, on 04/04/2009, -0/+11The most chilled out burglary I have ever seen. I want to be that cool!
  • dudio, on 04/04/2009, -0/+9Sounds like a cross between Tony Montana and Cheech Marin
  • DirtPile, on 04/04/2009, -0/+9C'mon, Digg. I treat you nice!
  • inactive, on 04/04/2009, -0/+8Orlando.. hahaha! Even if the guy was shooting, people around here would tell him no and ignore him!
  • inactive, on 04/04/2009, -0/+8Welcome to Florida. That's how everyone is around there relaxed, casual, and passive.
  • ZeeZee2k, on 04/04/2009, -1/+8He was kind of nice for an armed robber.
  • inactive, on 04/04/2009, -2/+8Then the cashier what?
  • ZincSaucier, on 04/04/2009, -0/+5i seriously doubt this narrator's claims that the guy got caught a few days later
  • IHATEHIM, on 04/04/2009, -0/+3yeah he had a carlito thing going on.. i spit in the faces of people who don't want to be cool!
  • painting, on 04/04/2009, -1/+4no its funny.
  • stuffradio, on 04/04/2009, -2/+5Then the cashier? What happened!?
  • amanilaenvelope, on 04/04/2009, -0/+3I like what you're saying yet this is just spamming. Try again.
  • FelixDrylock, on 04/04/2009, -0/+2PLEASE I TREAT YOU REAL NICE
  • sperez0986, on 04/06/2009, -0/+2Dang how long does it take for the cops to get there?
  • andrespereyda, on 04/04/2009, -1/+3haha
  • PowerInside, on 04/04/2009, -1/+3Robbers are now going optimistic and disciplined....
  • painting, on 04/04/2009, -1/+3its a good thing police came and caught the robber right away.
  • cl2yp71c, on 04/04/2009, -0/+2Poor guy.
    He didn't deserve to be caught.
  • Rokman, on 04/04/2009, -1/+2I think he was 'slower' then the cashier.
  • n9ne9n9ne, on 04/04/2009, -0/+1And a little bit of Junior Addleburg from Home Movies.
  • Rokman, on 04/04/2009, -1/+2typo - i meant to say than, making it a humors statement because I think the robber is stupid.
  • andrespereyda, on 04/04/2009, -0/+1ya, i don't have any money or food either
  • ooMARLAoo, on 04/04/2009, -1/+2"Some robbers strike fear into the hearts of their victims, others just dress like idiots."
  • zerosixtyseven, on 04/04/2009, -0/+1hilarious
  • sparc5, on 04/04/2009, -1/+2Office twit, "I believe you have my stapler."
  • Dragular, on 04/04/2009, -0/+1Reminded me of Y2Khai.
  • Princeamor, on 04/04/2009, -0/+1LOL I hope they use that in a movie!
  • scoottie, on 04/04/2009, -1/+25 dollah me love you long time
  • jacktiernan, on 04/05/2009, -0/+1Man, there's a bit of an obsession with this truTV thing on digg at the moment, hey?
  • BrianD2, on 04/04/2009, -0/+1Ok I clicked on the spongebob bikini one. How is a man to resist?
  • dralezero, on 04/06/2009, -0/+1I'm gonna slap you so super hard!"
  • Larsonal777, on 04/05/2009, -0/+1"I treat you nice... so you give me 5 dollars?"
  • DFrag, on 04/05/2009, -1/+1Murdering someone over money is stupid. A gun is for hunting and self defense. People like you make gun owners look bad. Idiot.
  • Infidelephant, on 04/04/2009, -2/+2um............... nevermind.
  • ultimathule, on 04/05/2009, -1/+1hay
  • Conguent, on 04/04/2009, -2/+2Try to say "wig wearing robber" a few times fast.
  • rjflyn, on 04/04/2009, -2/+1I bet he would have paid attention if that old man had a CCW permit and put two center of mass. Of which I might add he would have in FL would have every legal right to do.
  • psients, on 04/04/2009, -6/+2People are usually harmless and ignored in the ghetto. Nobody listens to them because they're dim and the smart ones are made weak from years of dejection. Maybe you have to live there to not find this video funny.

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