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- meridian, on 07/16/2009, -0/+18Steve Ballmer is a Tech God? I beg you to find any self-respecting geek to agree with you on that conclusion.
- Zippo, on 07/16/2009, -0/+8Ballmer is not, and never has been, a techie. He was a friend of Gates back in Harvard and was hired as a business manager. Ballmer's success is purely a situation of right place at the right time and any other person could have filled his shoes.
It's downright sad that Ballmer is not basically the face of Microsoft... - techdever, on 07/16/2009, -1/+7Why is Steve Jobs first?
- LordBytor, on 07/16/2009, -0/+5Linus is about the same age as me than me so in 1979 I imagine he would only have been 9 or 10 years old.
- Rudegar, on 07/16/2009, -0/+5Steve the embalmer is his wrestling name
- dasheel, on 07/16/2009, -0/+5Ballmer? Stringer? tech gods? Not even with lower case letters.
There is nothing technical about being a Sales and Marketing whore. Ballmer would be unemployable in any other company not owned by his fellow college drop out buddy.
Damn those coattail riders. - frequentFlyer, on 07/16/2009, -0/+5He's not rich.
- avataros, on 07/15/2009, -0/+5From rags to riches.... or rather garage to dotcom/trendsetter/Fortune50.
Except Stringer, that is. - lydiasky, on 07/16/2009, -0/+4From what I can tell, Gizmodo likes Apple more than PC. Thus, Jobs before Gates.
- CKR600, on 07/16/2009, -0/+4Our chairs will blot out the sun!
- joebaloney, on 07/16/2009, -3/+7That is the most confusing navigational experience on the web.
- Zdorab, on 07/16/2009, -0/+3There isn't much content in this article.
- gtank92, on 07/16/2009, -4/+7bury me
- Zdorab, on 07/16/2009, -0/+3I WILL KEEP YOU AT ZERO, NAYSAYER.
- diemunkiesdie, on 07/16/2009, -0/+2Non slide-show version: http://gizmodo.com/5315362/when-tech-gods-were-mor ... Screw clicking on each one!
- Brokley, on 07/16/2009, -1/+3Who the ***** is Steve Ballmer
- NoozeHound, on 07/16/2009, -1/+3Hmm, they do love Apple don't they. No Linus. No Bob Metcalf. No TBL.
- assgrenade, on 07/16/2009, -0/+2DEVELOPERS x ∞
- jaxter2010, on 07/16/2009, -0/+2So Pancake flipping...is that like a bubble sort?
- hoodedrobin, on 07/16/2009, -0/+2I still laughed...
- jer2eydevil88, on 07/16/2009, -0/+2It depends on if we need a god of humor... his antics are genuinely the stuff of legend. Can I offer you a chair? anyone?
- EddiePotato, on 07/16/2009, -0/+2This is Ebay, right? I'm trying to buy something on Ebay.
- nnny, on 07/16/2009, -0/+2I don't think I ever want to see Steve Wozniak "Giz-ing"
- ibeetle, on 07/16/2009, -0/+2Why is Jobs first? Knowing Gizmodo just to annoy Windows fanboys. Seriously.
In this day and age of lazy reporting called "List" if somebody had to have a number 1 attached it should have been Hewlett and Packard. But why put numbers anyway? Just put the ***** names with the articles up, and state at the beginning "In no particular order". - snagglefoof, on 07/16/2009, -3/+4No Linus Torvalds?!
- FruitFocker, on 07/16/2009, -0/+1Why aren't I first?@!#@!#$
- inactive, on 07/16/2009, -4/+5Kevin Rose
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/42/K ... - rick9999, on 07/16/2009, -0/+1How can tech Gods be immortal if two are dead??
- kaosethema, on 07/16/2009, -0/+1from rags to douches
- scriptcoder, on 07/16/2009, -2/+1What? Clicking next?
- Stoyanov, on 07/16/2009, -2/+1More like douchebag hardware god. Ballmer FTW.
- Kewlies320, on 07/16/2009, -1/+0Ari Gold's character is based on the real-life Hollywood superagent Ari Emanuel - not Steve ***** Ballmer

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