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- d00by, on 06/18/2009, -0/+64Should it hurt my self confidence that this story came up as a digg reccomendation for me?
- smokeydbear, on 06/19/2009, -1/+33Elaine: He took it out.
Kramer: Maybe it needed some air. You know, sometimes they need air. They can't breathe in there. It's inhuman. - mark925, on 06/19/2009, -0/+29What was he supposed to do? Let his penis suffocate?
- lemercier, on 06/19/2009, -0/+22When it's gotta breathe, it's gotta breathe.
- anxdiety, on 06/19/2009, -0/+19Anyone else remember the scene from Requiem for a Dream?
"I know its pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air.." - NBCLocal, on 06/24/2009, -0/+14Same thing happened to me, maybe we should be friends?
- cyrusuncc, on 06/19/2009, -0/+12yes
- bixby1, on 06/18/2009, -0/+11I'm convinced.
- thespanielator, on 06/19/2009, -1/+12So.....he got pulled by the cops?
- cyrusuncc, on 06/19/2009, -0/+10Penises deserve to get air just as much as any other body part!
- maronnax, on 06/19/2009, -0/+10Sometimes they need air: they can't breathe in there; it's inhuman.
- Xaevier, on 06/19/2009, -1/+10You say that now but then one day your Grandma is going to need some "Air"
- sjbdallas, on 06/19/2009, -0/+9The real problem was he was asking women to blow on it because it needed even more air.
- Rivetgeek, on 06/19/2009, -0/+8When he came in the court, the judge told him he would be doing hard time. He wanted to be sentenced right away but the judge told him that would be premature.
- joemofo214, on 06/19/2009, -0/+8That would be the last thing ya'll need if this story is coming up as a digg recommendation
- Satualanus69, on 06/19/2009, -0/+8My dicks out right now just chilling...................hanging out getting a wiff of fresh air. ooooops i think he just got air sick.
- shutaro, on 06/19/2009, -0/+8Maybe your penis just needs some air?
- roomforpanic, on 06/19/2009, -0/+8Yeah, they really jerked him around.
- faskippy, on 06/18/2009, -1/+8ROFLMAO!!! Yeah, it needed air, allright.
- duggtodeath, on 06/19/2009, -0/+7You offering?
- inactive, on 06/19/2009, -0/+7I wouldn't care if women needed to give their breasts some air every now and then.
- RobotBanana, on 06/19/2009, -0/+7If you keep that up, I'm going to have to learn you English.
- saucercrab, on 06/19/2009, -0/+7"Ass ta ass..."
- nevrsumr, on 06/19/2009, -0/+6The humanity!
- thespanielator, on 06/19/2009, -0/+6I'm just surprised that it stood up in court.
- Xaevier, on 06/19/2009, -1/+7Wheres the ACLU when you actually have a legitimate case!
- inactive, on 06/19/2009, -0/+5The Scottish may have created one of the greatest inventions of all time - the kilt, finally allowing men to walk around outside with no pants on without getting arrested.
- STBAT25, on 06/19/2009, -1/+6I was at a friends house and his little brother (4 or 5 years old) whipped out his hard on. My friend looked at him and said "What are you doing" and his brother said "I think it needs to breath or something". Maybe he was on to something.
- chrisduser, on 06/19/2009, -0/+5Oh man, did he just vomit?
- smithfly114, on 06/19/2009, -0/+5I love that movie
- rjs090100, on 06/19/2009, -0/+4I can't believe it took so long for someone to quote Kramer's reasoning for Phil Tatolla taking it out. Good job though.
- stonebear, on 06/19/2009, -0/+4Stop. Hammer time!
- kss42, on 06/19/2009, -0/+4This underwear is like a cheap hotel. No ballroom.
- inactive, on 06/19/2009, -0/+4like shorts
- DirtyVicar, on 06/19/2009, -0/+4Here, on a related note... "Hanging Out At Sonic".
http://bubbaworld.com/delaware-sex.html
"A 17-year-old Sonic carhop testified that at around 2:30 p.m. she handed Roberts his food order and, while she was making change, she noticed that he had exposed himself. Grove Detective Mark Sheridan testified that when he questioned Roberts at the police station, Roberts denied exposing himself to the girl. However, when Sheridan asked Roberts if his penis was out when the girl gave him his food order, Sheridan testified that Roberts said, "If it was out, I didn't know it." - nyxerebos, on 06/19/2009, -0/+3Oh, Scotsmen get arrested...
http://wcco.com/local/sex.charges.fargo.2.369174.h ... - CrazedLeper, on 06/19/2009, -1/+4Me too. Mine is suffocating right now. Ironically, it breathes better when totally submerged.
- inactive, on 06/19/2009, -0/+3Can't touch this!
- nevrsumr, on 06/19/2009, -0/+3you just accidentally the whole sentence
- paulmoore, on 06/19/2009, -0/+3I'll bring the cracker
- Rivetgeek, on 06/19/2009, -0/+3Wtf was he eating??
- theanticrust1, on 06/19/2009, -0/+3I know that exposing one's self is inappropriate in pretty much every society... but is there a reason for this? Can't we all get over it? I haven't ever understood why I can't walk outside naked. Why does my penis offend you?
If you want to cover up, btw, fine. Knock yourself out. Wear a burka every day. Just don't tell me what I have to wear. - Rudegar, on 06/19/2009, -0/+3Stick it to the MAN!
- shutaro, on 06/19/2009, -0/+2There has to be some way to get your penis air without exposing yourself... Perhaps pants with some sort of ventilation built in.
- radioactive21, on 06/19/2009, -0/+2Yes they have something, its called a Kilt, or a skirt if you want to go that way....
- sh0rtstop00, on 06/19/2009, -0/+2mine needs air constantly... its true
- sgvprelude, on 06/19/2009, -0/+2after Jizzing on himself, he needed air to dry it out
- eest155, on 06/19/2009, -0/+2Funny, the Affidavit of Complaint has the date of June 17 2009, BUT the date on the Arrest warrant below that is for June 2007 ??? This guy's gonna "get off" on a technicality.... LoL !!!
- mattb5, on 06/19/2009, -0/+2It needed air because he was choking it.
- zantos420, on 06/19/2009, -0/+2go commando
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