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- andyb747, on 08/14/2008, -3/+529 "I don't look at it as sex," he says. "I look at it as a guy with his dick in my wife"
....Well....since you put it that way........ - inactive, on 08/14/2008, -6/+508Bottom line is, If my wife was a porn star I would not be able to satisfy her like twelve black guys and four midgets !
- serif69, on 08/14/2008, -2/+470"How was your day?"
"Oh my god, I am so sore. The guy I ***** today had an enormous dick that was like five times the size of yours."
"Oh." - skored, on 08/13/2008, -6/+450it's one of those things where you think: 'oh wow i wish i was married to a porn star, the sex would be amazing, she would be so wild and free'. then after about a minute of thinking where she would be getting all of that experience & practice ---> you wake up & thank god you're not...
- Ablue, on 08/13/2008, -3/+332I dont think I would like it.
Bottom line is, better a fantasy than reality. - lnxfi, on 08/14/2008, -3/+297"Hun, can you help me comb this dryed semen out of my hair?"
- Skunkhair, on 08/14/2008, -9/+273Off to go download some Mikayla Mendez, Ryder Sky and Charmane Star scenes and fap to another man's wife.
- enotswhat, on 08/13/2008, -12/+265mmmm herpes
- glutamate, on 08/14/2008, -6/+253I'd ***** love a bisexual wife who only acts in lesbian porn. That's like, the best situation in the whole ***** world.
- speel, on 08/14/2008, -2/+245"She hardly ever wears her wedding ring, even off-set," Bill says. "Why be ashamed of being married?"
Sky insists that it's not a matter of shame. "I don't want to get typecast as a MILF," she says."
Oh shut the ***** up just say your sick and tired of him. - superman4ever, on 08/14/2008, -6/+240Oh, MAAAAN, is this guy whipped. HO-LY. Crap!
Whipped douche bag: "And then there's the fact that you don't even get to have sex with her all that often—intercourse is off-limits before a shoot, and afterward she's too tired and SORE."
That is just NO WAY for a man to live..."TOO SORE!?!" - drlha, on 08/14/2008, -0/+225"Honey, fancy getting naughty tonight"
"Sorry dear, I'm too sore from being ***** all day by guys with ***** 3 times the size of yours."
Sounds great. Wish I was married to a porn star. - FatBird19, on 08/14/2008, -1/+203I see the difference.
....and I'm not having an affair, it's a girl's vagina over my *****. - Vazelos, on 08/14/2008, -10/+170Sorry, wouldn't be able to cope with that. If the roles were opposite however....
- TheSabre, on 08/14/2008, -1/+150You know when your friend is a mechanic, they don't want to fix your car for free because they do it all day at work? And when they have to come home and have to do it more, it gets really tiresome and boring. Yeah, it would probably be like that.
- bulletmoy, on 08/14/2008, -5/+136yeah when your wife comes home, and her vagina looks like a bull dog eating mayonnaise because of the wine bottled guy, i think all the benefits of her being a porn star went down the toilet. And her bringing home another girl just means double the stds.
- MrMysterious, on 08/14/2008, -1/+127Dugg just for the backfire on "I want an open relationship".
The guy was a coach of the track team at her high school. Then was like a typical ass and told her that he wanted an open relationship and then she got even when she became a porn star! hahahaha - kevyn, on 08/14/2008, -1/+115if her bi sexual friends bring cake, it's the best situation in the world
- MrFurious2k, on 08/14/2008, -1/+114Being typecast as a whore is A-OK though.
- J3EBS, on 08/14/2008, -2/+107You mean:
"Oh. Excuse me while I go to the local high school and find a girl with a pussy five times as tight as yours."
***** you Chris Hansen. - raleel, on 08/14/2008, -1/+91The whole psychology of people involved with the adult industry is just fascinating stuff. There really should be more articles like this.
- stormofswords, on 08/14/2008, -0/+89yeah, "sorry honey, no intercourse; I've got a shoot with the Human Wine Bottle today" is the last thing I would hear before I blew my brains out.
- Rudegar, on 08/14/2008, -1/+85i doubt that doing her dayjob at night after a long day would result in that much wild and free action
- spunkmyer, on 08/14/2008, -1/+83yeah it would be great (not) .. Husband: "hey honey how was your day at the office ??" ...Wife: "gurgle".
- pciulla, on 08/14/2008, -3/+83quote: "It isnt sex...it's just a guy with a penis in my wife."
haha um its sex - MrFurious2k, on 08/14/2008, -2/+81"...I tore."
OHHHH GOD NO! - HCviolence, on 08/13/2008, -5/+83herpes herpes bo berpes banana fana fo ferpes me mi mo merpes, HERPES.
- inactive, on 08/14/2008, -4/+79
My mom: "So, what do you do?"
My wife: "I uhhhh..."
Me: "Oh look, The View is on, you like that show mom don't you!" - Rudegar, on 08/14/2008, -0/+73relieved they don't have to fake as many headaches?
- inactive, on 08/14/2008, -6/+77Not to mention that some random guy may have cummed in her pussie, butt and mouth. And all your friends masturbate watching her acting...
- johnomaz, on 08/14/2008, -10/+77Ya, personally I dont' like throwing my hotdog down a hallway.
- wattz, on 08/14/2008, -9/+72*Put's on his wizard hat and robe*
- v1c1ous, on 08/14/2008, -1/+63great minds think alike.
- TomustPain, on 08/14/2008, -7/+68This article is hilarious! Billy boy needs to wake up and realize that he's just a plain old cuckold. Hey, for some marriages that's cool (not being judgmental), but you sorta get the feeling that this guy's in denial! Let's see... Your wife's a porn star buy only YOU don't get to doink her that often??? Hmmmm.... ....And........ "intercourse is off-limits before a shoot" Puh-lease!! Who made that rule up? I'm sure the director of the shoot is gonna yell "CUT-- Is that sex I smell on your pussy? Yep, your pussy's too puffy today... we'll have to shoot tomorrow" Gimmie a break! Billy boy, Your wife doesn't want to ***** you, 'cause "James Deen" and "Porn Thug" are fillin' her cup just fine!
- drmangrum, on 08/14/2008, -2/+61Men want their women to be HOT like a pornstar, not to actually be one. I know I would much rather have a girl that looked like Jenna Jameson than Jenna herself.
- ChstrCopperpot, on 08/14/2008, -1/+57Dugg for the bulldog-eating mayonaise imagery.
- Mawds, on 08/14/2008, -0/+52She also brings her girlfriends round to play, ***** man that would be like heaven.
- kenedamick, on 08/14/2008, -1/+52Billy Glide = The Human Wine Bottle
Me = The human travel-size toothpaste
: ( - TypeEE, on 08/14/2008, -6/+57This guy is a loser. All his friends can see his wife naked doing it with other males.
- karbonfyber, on 08/14/2008, -4/+52To put it simply, she wouldn't be my wife anymore.
- nonpromqueen, on 08/14/2008, -0/+44I wonder how the wives of male porn stars feel.
- drmangrum, on 08/14/2008, -4/+47Someone doesn't understand basic biology.
- Rudegar, on 08/14/2008, -1/+44what if she were in p0rn movies but not good enough to be called a star?
and what if she just got demoted to fluffer? - davdev, on 08/14/2008, -2/+44have you seen Jenna lately. Looks like a craked head tranny.
now Jenna 10 years ago is another story. Though I prefer Bree Olson. Hot blonde, real *****, and loves it up the rear. - Cerialthriller, on 08/14/2008, -2/+42you have a much higher chance of getting a disease from some random chick you pickup at a bar then with a working pornstar. Pornstars are tested monthly, random chick at the bar was probably never tested until her crotch was on fire.
- remccain, on 08/14/2008, -3/+43Blandyman - jealousy is a sign of insecurity. ... and by the way, I doubt you're her first.
37? My Girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
In a row? - SmellyGeekBoy, on 08/14/2008, -0/+40Or a midget.
- carton132, on 08/14/2008, -5/+45Buried for calling it "acting."
- johnomaz, on 08/14/2008, -10/+50All I gotta say is that the spouses of the porn stars have serious self esteem issues. I mean seriously. Your porn star wife basically has permission to cheat on you. You are the responsible one she can rely on, the rest are the big ***** that she gets that you can't give her. Marriage is nothing like it used to be. You want to be a porn star, fine, get a boyfriend. But the spouse that lets it happen, or tells himself its ok, just a job has a few issues of his own.
- Cheesasaurus, on 08/14/2008, -1/+41Since this is Digg, the girlfriend is also a lie.
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