What is Digg?Sponsored by HowLifeWorks
How Much Are You Over-Paying For Your Auto Insurance view!
howlifeworks.com - Car insurance rates have dropped leaving many people paying far more than they need to...
122 Comments
- inactive, on 04/07/2009, -1/+72as usual, zappa owns this!
- chadkopca, on 04/07/2009, -1/+37Dugg for Zappa.
- VisualRhetoric, on 04/07/2009, -1/+36"With great mustache comes great responsibility."
- tobiasproject, on 04/07/2009, -1/+23HOW DOES THE MECHANIC EAT!?
- inactive, on 04/06/2009, -8/+26anyone want a mustache ride... is what mine would say
- davidg11, on 04/07/2009, -2/+20Someone is upset it takes them 3 months to grow a peach fuzz patchy mustache..
- agentsrecord, on 04/07/2009, -2/+17Porn Star Mustache: This mustache basically tells people, “…yeah, I’m here for the gang bang.”
I was unaware such mild facial hair adjustments could let women know the social implications for your arrival. Time to modify the goatee. - fearlessfx, on 04/07/2009, -1/+15No Jamie Hyneman?
- feelmypimphand, on 04/07/2009, -0/+13like a kirby vaccuum
uses the stache as a flavor saver - pagit, on 04/07/2009, -1/+14Lemmy from motorhead FTW
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_K5ls3SJu5Qo/SZhqq3yfvjI/ ... - buckrogers1965, on 04/07/2009, -0/+12The 'stache strains out the krill.
- fireinbergen, on 04/07/2009, -5/+15Real men have facial hair.
- inghamb87, on 04/07/2009, -3/+12walrus mustache FTW!!!
- borez, on 04/07/2009, -2/+11You didn't let your beard grow for long enough mate, after you get it trimmed a few times the wirey bit goes away and it starts to get thicker and less bothersome.
- Mike668, on 04/07/2009, -1/+9Motorhead? Butt metal? How old are you? Motorhead is one of the dirtiest, most raw bands to ever make it big. Comparing them to butt metal (like Poison or Cinderella) is criminal.
On a side note, Lemmy's mustache is cool, but it's overshadowed by those growths on his face. - Korenza, on 04/07/2009, -2/+10Dude, no kidding. Fable taught me everything I needed to know about mustaches.
- MattB123, on 04/07/2009, -1/+8x2
- vtbarrera, on 04/07/2009, -7/+14Beards are way overrated. That's right, it's all about bringing back the stache.
- inactive, on 04/07/2009, -1/+8It's a pity not many other British 16 year olds have heard of Zappa. :(
- danwallace, on 04/07/2009, -1/+7Someone was inappropriately touched by an uncle with a mustache when he was young.
- santiago1, on 04/07/2009, -0/+6 You're just not manly enough to handle it.
Check your man-card at the door, please. - inactive, on 04/07/2009, -2/+7Best dialog in that movie:
"Hey, why don't you order a TACO?! Heheh"
*confused look*
"They think I'm Mexican." - CivicTV, on 08/14/2009, -0/+5Thats clearly a beard. Your 36. You shouldn't be making mistakes like this.
- d3dm, on 04/07/2009, -0/+5That's a "douchestash".
- secrity, on 04/07/2009, -0/+4
It is probably the only facial hair that they are allowed to wear. - scarlettletter, on 04/07/2009, -2/+6Reverse Hitler..... eccentric!
- stewacide, on 04/07/2009, -0/+4I love those meticulously shaped handlebar moustaches worn by old guys in the British and Canadian militaries. The true mark of a gentleman who could rip off your head and ***** down your neck.
- Jade10145, on 04/07/2009, -0/+4Boy do I wish Frank Zappa was still alive today. The fun he would have making fun of the current state of music. One of the only eloquent speakers who also happened to be a rock star. I was to young to witness it myself but I have read his statement to the Parents Music Resource Center and it is priceless. A great proponent of anti censorship. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Zappa
-Zappa- Fembot in a wet t-shirt
BUDDY JONES:
Where ya from?
MARY:
Ah, the bus...
BUDDY JONES:
Which one?
MARY:
You know...the last tour...
You know...
Leather
BUDDY JONES:
Oh.. .you were the girl that was stuck to seat 38 on Phydeaux III...
why don't you get in position now and take a deep breath, because
this water is very, very cold, but it's goin' to be so stimulating. And
Mary's the kind of Red-Blooded American Girl who'll do anything...
MARY:
Anything...
BUDDY JONES:
I said anything... for fifty bucks
That's right!
MARY:
I really need the fifty bucks you know I gotta get home!
BUDDY JONES:
Yeh, I know, your father is waiting for you in the tool shed... that's right,you
heard right... our big prize tonite is fifty American Dollars to the girl with
the most exciting mammalian protruberances...
MARY: Here I am!
BUDDY JONES: ...
as viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male
person's conservative kind of middle-of-the-road COTTON UNDER-GARMENT!
Whoopee! And here comes THE WATER!
MARY:
EEEK!
BUDDY JONES:
No, you'd squeak more if the water got on you ...sounds like you just got an
ice pick in the forehead... AND HERE COMES THE ICE PICK IN THE FOREHEAD...
a million laughs, Mary! Anyway; good golly, what a mess...she's totally soaked..
totally committed to the fifty bucks.. .That's it just step into the spotlight.. let the guys
get a good look at ya honey!
MARY:
Here I am!
BUDDY JONES:
Whaddya say, fellas?
Nice setta jugs?
Now Mary, how's about shakin' it around a little...
BUDDY JONES:
Oh my goodness, look at her go!
MARY:
Oooh! I'm dancing!
I'm dancing!
BUDDY JONES:
Ain't this what living is really all about!
Here's your fifty bucks, Mary...
MARY:
Oh great! Now I can go home!
BUDDY JONES:
Home is where the heart is.
MARY:
On the bus.
Why did Zappa have to pass away? Kinda makes me sad... - Skibadoweebop, on 04/07/2009, -0/+4X3
- maz2331, on 04/07/2009, -0/+4X^4
- Conguent, on 04/07/2009, -0/+4Dugg for "Dugg for Zappa."
- dustincase, on 04/07/2009, -2/+6I got the full handlebars that seat two.
- BenTheTank, on 04/07/2009, -1/+5Never, sir.
- dannykeene, on 04/07/2009, -1/+5What the hell is up with cops/fireman and mustaches?
- mojoel, on 04/07/2009, -1/+5"Gib zu mir etwas Fussbodenbelag
unter diesen fetten fliessenden Sofa"
-Zappa - jstem1994, on 04/07/2009, -0/+4ThingFish
- saltydawkins, on 04/07/2009, -2/+5A few years ago one of my friends grew a moustache that made him look creepy as hell, but no matter what anyone said about it he continuted to sport it.Finally I found a t-shirt that said "Guns don't kill people, people with mustaches kill people" and wore it every time I knew I'd be hanging out with him.
- ryandearth, on 04/07/2009, -1/+4Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
- speedk0re, on 04/07/2009, -2/+5Watch out where the huskys go don't you eat that yellow snow
- takamalak, on 04/07/2009, -2/+5I'm growing a mustache LIKE A BOSS!
- dhughes, on 04/07/2009, -5/+8I had a moustache for quite a few years but didn't realize how cheesy it looked (be a friend, intervene and tell any moustached friend) one day I shaved it off, I looked ten years younger. Just last month a bunch of us at work grew beards, my first ever, it took a while to thicken but in the end it bugged the hell out of me, it was so wirey that when I slept it would dig into my face making it red and the nerves on my face weren't used to the constant sensation, it felt numb.
- greendalek, on 04/07/2009, -2/+5Dugg for Zappa regardless of article's actual content.
- keyvoh, on 04/07/2009, -0/+3Agreed!
- herrshuster, on 04/07/2009, -0/+3*That's, *You're. You shouldn't be making mistakes like this.
- ts131, on 04/07/2009, -1/+4Take another look at the director stache..
- donnytomas, on 04/08/2009, -0/+2Don't fool yourself, Girl, ...
- surfacewound, on 04/07/2009, -0/+2I've been in a convention center during a Fire Chief convention, talk about 'stache city.
- feelmypimphand, on 04/07/2009, -0/+2Flavor saver
- benderillo, on 04/07/2009, -0/+2A neck beard is not a substitute for a jaw line.
- kitsua, on 04/08/2009, -0/+2Zappa = autodigg.
-
Show 51 - 100 of 124 discussions
© Digg Inc. 2009
— Content created and posted by Digg users is 