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- hammerpants, on 11/19/2007, -27/+179Wow, Mike Huckabee made the Chuck Norris jokes not funny anymore. Thanks for wrecking it.
- Mdigg007, on 11/19/2007, -26/+138With this sleazy political ad the Chuck Norris myth sadly comes to an end.
R.I.P. - CSOKI, on 11/19/2007, -21/+118Welcome to digg. I'd like to introduce you to a man named Ron
- Bkaufman, on 11/19/2007, -43/+100I'd prefer him to Giuliani, but that's about it. I will not vote for someone who is ignorant enough to support intelligent design.
- BahJayJay, on 11/19/2007, -21/+73Chuck Norris has ignorant political opinions. He's like Ted Nugent.
- CannedMango, on 11/19/2007, -11/+56Chuck Norris jokes --> funny
Chuck Norris himself --> meh
Chuck Norris' political ads --> about as painful as your parents trying to be "hip" and "cool" - inactive, on 11/19/2007, -22/+66I'll never vote for an adult that thinks the earth is 6000 years old.
People like that should be relegated to the street corner selling pencils from a cup. The Earth is 5.4 Billions years old. - inactive, on 11/19/2007, -7/+45Coming soon: All your base are belong to Obama, and Clinton spends some time with the 2 girls from the 1 cup video.
- Lumbeekid06, on 11/19/2007, -3/+28so that means you wont be voting next year?
- JamesAJanisse, on 11/19/2007, -13/+35Yeah, discrimination against gays and intelligent design are totally kick ass!
- hamobu, on 11/19/2007, -6/+27Mike Huckabee on Israel:
# I am a steadfast supporter of Israel, our staunch ally in the War on Terror, the only fully-functioning democracy in the Middle East, and our greatest friend in that region.
# The United States must remain true to its long-standing commitment to the Israeli people.
# As President, I will always ensure that Israel has access to the state-of-the-art weapons and technology she needs to defend herself from those who seek her annihilation.
Mike Huckabee on "War on Terror:"
I believe that we are currently engaged in a world war. Radical Islamic fascists have declared war on our country and our way of life. They have sworn to annihilate each of us who believe in a free society, all in the name of a perversion of religion and an impersonal god. - Mdigg007, on 11/19/2007, -17/+36They have tried to spam digg with this ad for the last three days. They finally found out how to get it to the front page. Congratulations.
Huck and Chuck still s*ck! - Shawn4168, on 11/19/2007, -9/+28I'd love to see you try.
- travbrack, on 11/19/2007, -7/+26This joke hasn't been overdone or anything.
- GeneralKickass, on 11/19/2007, -14/+31First Chuck gets his ass kicked by Bruce Lee.....then his freakin views on creationism....now this....I'm starting to think Chuck might actually be an idiot.
Chuck Norris shall henceforth be known as Schmuck Norris. - Kuraden, on 11/19/2007, -8/+24Something tells me the last 3 seconds of this video are going to pop up EVERYwhere.
- dawgma, on 11/19/2007, -10/+24Oh lighten up, it was good.
"Chuck Norris doesn't endorse, he tells America how it's going to be."
Give him some credit for his campaign squad appealing to a good internet meme. - metapop, on 11/19/2007, -27/+41there goes the nascar demographic. maybe they could do some sort of applebees tie-in in the future.
- HorseDick, on 11/19/2007, -15/+29somehow i dont think electing a pastor will help with the whole "seperation of church and state" thing...but yeah, chuck norris wants a constitutional ammendment to require bible study in all schools or something like that, so im not suprised
- basic0, on 11/19/2007, -1/+15Get ready for "Chuck Norris Approved" animated GIFs in every BB and forum you visit from now on.
- waluum, on 11/19/2007, -13/+27I truly prefer Huckabee over most Republicans on the stage. He is my second choice, though, and Paul is my first - Ron Paul is simple more genuinely Conservative. Nevertheless, I wish Huckabee well and hope he finishes in the polls ahead of Giuliani, McCain, Romney, and Thompson.
- inactive, on 11/19/2007, -7/+19Yeah...Mike Huckabee did that.
- pintomp3, on 11/19/2007, -3/+15intelligent design is just creationism 2.0
- pintomp3, on 11/19/2007, -6/+17disgusting. not really different than many of the candidates though.
- BabyWookie, on 11/19/2007, -12/+23Isn't Huckabee one of the four repugnican candidates who said that they don't believe in evolution? Fail!
- beezneez, on 11/19/2007, -4/+13Actually, the government "pays for *****" by confiscating a portion of my earnings under threat of force. The agency handling this confiscation is the IRS. Huckabee wants to replace the Income Tax with the FairTax (www.fairtax.org), which would, in effect, put the IRS out of business.
- bumb1ebee, on 11/19/2007, -2/+10No he doesn't. RP believes in evolution.
- inactive, on 11/19/2007, -3/+11Huckabee supports banning abortion at a federal level, says abortion is not a state's rights issue:
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jB892tzOUc1w708 ...
Huckabee and freeing the rapist:
http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2007/10 ... - DemonWasp, on 11/19/2007, -2/+10http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_the_Earth
http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/faq-age-of-earth.h ...
http://gpc.edu/~pgore/geology/geo102/age.htm
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/rossuk/Ag ...
Google is your friend. Apparently the OP suffers from dyslexia and simply typed 5.4 instead of the proper 4.5. - inactive, on 11/19/2007, -10/+17just when it seems like chuck norris was invulnerable he is done in by his own ignorant political opinions :(
(please dont round house kick me in the face but its true)
Ron Paul! come on chuck, huck sucks - IndigoMoss, on 11/19/2007, -5/+12For an ad campaign it was pretty original.
- mrboratsagdiev, on 11/19/2007, -7/+14Oh look who just jumped the shark!
- Mdigg007, on 11/19/2007, -14/+21I don't know about you, but I burried this ad. :-)
Hucklebee has the Neocon-mainstream-media on his side, he doesn't need the internet.
They fu** with us, why shouldn't we hit back? - Rhino2, on 11/19/2007, -3/+9ok, I'll bite. Please reference some scientific non-"crazy religious zeal" arguments for intelligent design.
- FreakyT, on 11/19/2007, -6/+12Even so, he supports teaching ID in classrooms, which just doesn't make any sense.
- inactive, on 11/19/2007, -9/+15Would have been funnier 4 years ago when Chuck Norris jokes were popular.
- SickMonkey, on 11/19/2007, -8/+14If you think getting an endorsement from Chuck Norris is cool, I have a truck load of Oakley sunglasses leftover from the 1980's I'd love to sell you.
- inactive, on 11/19/2007, -2/+8not 4.6?
- Buckiller, on 11/19/2007, -6/+12*****. Ron Paul, you better raise Bruce Lee from the grave to even come close to making an as appealing (to my crowd) political ad.
Then again the ron paul facebook group has a thread going (or it did) with some great Ron Paul flavor Chuck Norris type jokes, I think this is the wrong link but whatever. http://ua.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=2229718737&to ... - kaelyiesta, on 11/20/2007, -0/+5Actually I think geo and heliocentric orbital models can be disproved. Simply direct observe from one of the normals orthogonal to the plane of rotation. If I'm not mistaken, if we could do that, then wouldn't that be sufficient? Just like the theory of a flat / spherical earth was proven by actually observing the whole earth. I realize that in most cases, we simply make a model that fits what we are able to observe but if we are able to view the entire problem, and completely see what is going on, doesn't that satisfy proof?
- mediaspree, on 11/19/2007, -4/+9He's a pro-war evangelical. EXACTLY what this country needs right now. Vote Ron Paul.
- fowleryo, on 11/19/2007, -6/+11I'd give him credit if he came up with something fresh instead of recycling recycled jokes.
- Mdigg007, on 11/19/2007, -5/+10But he's a neocon and a creatonist.
He wants to kill innocent people and teach children stupid lies. No mercy please. - inactive, on 11/19/2007, -1/+6http://www.digg.com/offbeat_news/Biggest_Douche_To ...
- inactive, on 11/21/2007, -0/+4This ad rocks. I don't support Huck, but the ad is funny as hell. Oh, and for the record, the earth is 4.5 billion years old, I created it after a drunken fling with Athena just before we begat Chuck Norris. Yeah. That's the ticket.
- pintomp3, on 11/19/2007, -0/+4the missing link in the evolution between creationism and intelligent design is cdesign proponentist.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=200711 ... - hammerpants, on 11/19/2007, -10/+14How is that original? In what way is copying a 5-year-old joke original?
- Luizzle, on 11/19/2007, -9/+13Way to suck the awesomeness out of Chuck Norris jokes...
- metapop, on 11/20/2007, -1/+5roflcopter was never funny.
- DesuKN, on 11/19/2007, -1/+5So it was YOU who broke the internet
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