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- gamben0, on 01/18/2009, -1/+487#1. You are reading relationship advice on digg.
- momomorrell, on 01/18/2009, -5/+403"This is the second best ***** i've had today"
- meretrice, on 01/18/2009, -4/+242"She won't let you kiss her."
Hmm... that's a sign, huh? YA THINK??? - HookmasterCH47, on 01/18/2009, -3/+241Restraining orders typically clue me in, but hey... I'm a romantic.
- tfosorcim, on 01/18/2009, -4/+190Well maybe that lady could have at least told the guy she wasn't interested rather than acting like a bitch who thinks that men can read her mind. Seriously I would respect you more if you told me front up that you didn't feel that way and hence spare me the embarrassment of wasting my time on chasing you.
- RyanFlurer, on 01/18/2009, -3/+182In regard to the story at the end of the page...Get some balls (or lack there of...) and tell the guy your not interested instead of being a giant bitch.
- STBAT25, on 01/18/2009, -1/+151# 11. She moves without telling you.
- inactive, on 01/19/2009, -7/+156#12. She refuses to make you a sammich
- bob_the_alien, on 01/19/2009, -2/+127#1, puts some other guy ahead of you in her top friends on facebook/myspace, then changes her status to single, and stops answering your phones. And when you finally talk to her, she says I thought I made it clear. Oh really, we just went on a date 2 nights ago, where I spent 150 dollars on your drinking habit, and made out before you passed out. What is clear is your a *****' bitch.
but I'm not bitter - drwho9437, on 01/18/2009, -7/+117"3. She's not having as much fun you-know-where.... as opposed to a guy who can enjoy it passionately with someone he'll never see again."
Ah sexism at its very finest, two words Bob: ***** you. Women being the equal of men are just as good at being bastards. - TheSwashbuckler, on 01/19/2009, -0/+95FTA: "Recently, I went out with a guy for a second date," says Melissa from Chicago. "Before this, I tried to give him all the tell-tale signs that I wasn't interested, but he persisted: He wouldn't stop calling, he wouldn't stop asking me out. So just to get him off my back, I agreed to go out one more time.
Next time, work up just a tiny bit of courage and TELL HIM that you aren't interested. - TheTaoOfBill, on 01/19/2009, -3/+89Girls are horrible at breaking up. They really are. Guys don't beat around the bush. We kick you to the curb the second we feel like dating someone else. Girls will first try to live with it. Then they will gossip about you to their friends. Then they will say they don't like sex anymore. Then they will always be busy. Hopefully you will have broken it off by this point but it can get worse...
Now that I have a bit more experience I usually break it off by the time we get to the no sex phase. But when I was younger I was naive enough to believe I could fix a relationship simply because she hadn't broken up with me yet. But it turned out she was such a giant pussy even after all those steps she still didn't break up with me. It turned out I wound up dumping her after I found out she had been pretending to be single for 6 months and had been dating a new guy for 3 months all without actually breaking up with me. How ***** pathetic is that?
This is why from now on I only date girls with metaphorical balls. Girls who play video games and play sports and drink beer and burp and fart in front of people. Those chicks know how to tell it like it is. And they don't spend all your money on clothes. - pinetree, on 01/19/2009, -1/+83And give up the free dinners?
- blatant3, on 01/18/2009, -9/+89"Often, women become lax with their workout schedules when they're in a satisfying relationship."
Consider her dumped. - Biscuitz, on 01/19/2009, -0/+77Ugh, I hate these stupid articles that tell people in relationships, or those that are lonely and single, how to get a date.
They're so far off from the obvious it's pathetic. Find someone who's honest and doesn't play effing mind games. PROBLEM SOLVED. - CDoug03, on 01/19/2009, -0/+7711) She leaves you a voicemail saying "I am cheating on you"
- RevJonathan, on 01/19/2009, -0/+71A restraining order is just a plea for attention.
- pe5t1lence, on 01/19/2009, -0/+69#13 She keeps asking "We'll still be friends if we break up right?"
True, sad sad story. - nspatel, on 01/18/2009, -2/+67take it like a man and steal her car
- TheCoolestNerd, on 01/19/2009, -8/+71Okay, if we have to deal with these ***** power users, can we at least have them submit good stuff? Relationship advice does not deserve to be on the front page of a tech website. I hate power users.
FIX IT KEVIN, BECAUSE REDDIT IS JUST A CLICK AWAY - inactive, on 01/19/2009, -0/+60i like 7.
if she isn't bitching about something, something is wrong. - ph0replay, on 01/19/2009, -3/+58"For guys, sex without love is not a new idea," says Patricia from Florida. "But for a woman, it's a big deal. "
*****. I know more easy girls than guys. Buried. - ChileanGoD, on 01/19/2009, -0/+53sudo?
- inactive, on 01/19/2009, -1/+54Ah, the good ol' thing called life. Women want to be viewed equally to men in every way possible, unless it is detrimental to their own image. Fact is, just as many women go to the bar for a night of meaningless fun sex as men do. At least it seems to be that way.
- SanTe, on 01/19/2009, -0/+47Bingo. I have zero sympathy or respect for Melissa from Chicago, who wasted not only his time but her own. Let's see... expend lots of effort sending dozens of tiny subtle signals, AGREE TO A SECOND DATE, and then blame the guy when he doesn't pick up on all of them and read her mind, never mind the mixed message he's getting... or just tell him politely but firmly and to the point, "No, I'm not interested in dating you." She chose the former and then whines about it. Coward. "My mouth says 'yes' but my body language means 'no.'" ***** you. Grow a backbone and make your mouth say "No" if you're not interested. Women who pull that ***** are not doing anyone any favors and they make terrible partners.
- m00n1, on 01/18/2009, -0/+47Always remember, a restraining order is just another way of saying 'I love you'.
- SadMartigan, on 01/19/2009, -1/+46"Recently, I went out with a guy for a second date..."
Dammit, some women deserve the ***** they end up with.
I wonder if she paid for her half of the bill for the totally unnecessary, 'going-out-with-you-again-to-see-if-you'll-realize-I-hate-you' second date.
If she's leaving... then ***** leave already,
and, honey, don't bother paying your half of the rent, I like to remember you as the whore you were that last time we ***** this month. - inactive, on 01/19/2009, -0/+4217) "YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE RIGHT NOW! ME OR DIGG"
- Pasaris, on 01/19/2009, -0/+40Save it for your boyfriend you two-timing wench.
- ScottG, on 01/19/2009, -4/+42Its kinda funny that this list is actually pretty accurate. All of them are obviously common sense, if you're relationship had all of these factors and then they're gone, its a pretty good sign she's going to break up with you. Duh. But I agree with what was said above, I'd rather skip all of this bull ***** and have her just tell me its not going to work out instead of being a giant bitch.
- edwartica, on 01/19/2009, -0/+36And let's talk about how they call it "you know where." Come on, just say "In bed!" We're not five year olds!
- christoast, on 01/19/2009, -2/+3711: She doesnt exist
- inactive, on 01/19/2009, -2/+37If she isn't bitching, she's either dead or asleep.
- tomjthayer, on 01/19/2009, -0/+34The description of the date at the end is absolutely ridiculous. This chick is upset that she sent out all of the "tell-tale signs" and he still wanted to go out with her? How about just flat out saying "No"? Get over yourself.
- Fuckmypooplease, on 01/19/2009, -1/+35Brilliant.
- AmazingSteve, on 01/19/2009, -2/+35Rule #1 if you begin to notice these things, DITCH THE BITCH! Nothing more satisfying than pulling the trigger for her. Women tend to ***** around A LOT when it comes to breaking up because they're like monkeys. Won't let go of one branch until they have a firm grip on the next one.
- Dundasbro, on 01/19/2009, -0/+32***** in her shoes.
- Phelyx, on 01/19/2009, -0/+32Top One Sign That You're a Grownup:
#1: You don't need lists like this. - skinny01, on 01/19/2009, -1/+31"I'm cheating on you....RIGHT NOW!!...that's it pull my hair, spank it....BEEP"
- kelpee, on 01/19/2009, -0/+29Maybe she's just upped her workouts so she can eventually kick your ass.
- inactive, on 01/19/2009, -1/+30And takes half your stuff with her.
- sergiorly, on 01/19/2009, -1/+29"I have herpes"
- AmazingSteve, on 01/19/2009, -0/+28Not to mention the fact that if she's not having sex with YOU anymore, it usually means she's already ***** someone else.
- inactive, on 01/19/2009, -0/+28The whole ****?
- BedPost, on 01/19/2009, -0/+27$150?! Damn dude... send her an invoice.
- threemagic, on 01/19/2009, -0/+27#11: your friends suddenly are around when you get home from work..
- DrumDog2112, on 01/19/2009, -5/+3011) She ***** your **** and doesn't finish.
- amk07, on 01/19/2009, -0/+25wat
- jason4188, on 01/19/2009, -0/+23Yeah right in between all those damn annoying Bill Lumberg messages wanting to know why you have not come in to work yet....
- DephexTwin, on 01/19/2009, -1/+23And she won't even **** her ***** in OR even ON your *****, let alone ****ing or ****ing between her ****. That bitch ******** and ********* while ************ with ******* and four other guys.
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