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Top 10: More Signs You've Been Single Too Long

askmen.com — If you're exhibiting any of these 10 signs, everyone around you knows that you haven't been laid in quite some time.

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  • zigardne, on 07/17/2009, -1/+120No.10 - You assume you repulse all women
    No.9 - You develop bad eating habits
    No.8 - You gush about your feelings to women
    No.7 - Your dating standards plummet
    No.6 - You get a cat
    No.5 - You surf mail-order bride sites "out of curiosity"
    No.4 - You look at female friends as potential girlfriends
    No.3 - You play too many video games
    No.2 - You consider your mother's dating advice
    No.1 - You Google old flames
  • geniusNOTatWORK, on 07/18/2009, -1/+7312. You dugg this article on a Friday night
  • zigardne, on 07/17/2009, -0/+67***** website sucks.
  • athinnes, on 10/01/2009, -1/+6611. You go on Digg way too much.
  • christianw, on 07/18/2009, -1/+4110 for 10

    *dies a little inside......*
  • digitaldivinci, on 07/17/2009, -0/+34This list is kinda bogus. Apparently, if you haven't dated in a while you becoming that nerdy kid from highschool.

    D&D later, anyone?
  • DiggsUnder, on 07/17/2009, -0/+30Somebody has been spying on my private life.
  • a1cd, on 07/18/2009, -1/+28You look at female friends as potential girlfriends

    This, and the whole "friend zone" crap really piss me off, A lot of the closest couples I know started off being friends, its a lot easier to connect with someone you already know and like rather than connect with a stranger.
  • mareksoon, on 07/18/2009, -0/+26Worse than #1: You Google old "what if's?"

    >sigh<

    Guilty.
  • michaelrsa, on 07/18/2009, -2/+26This is the internet, cat ownership is a requirement of membership.
  • freshgrease, on 07/18/2009, -0/+2311. You're still a virgin.
  • ehaugan, on 07/18/2009, -1/+22No. 11 - You have an account on digg
  • mareksoon, on 07/18/2009, -0/+21Oh, I forgot:

    "You surf friends of friend's on Facebook because they look kinda cute in their profile pic."
  • TonyTheTerrible, on 07/18/2009, -0/+20How does that which has no life, die?
  • nyteflyte, on 07/18/2009, -0/+19I think the title should have been

    "Top 10: More Signs You've Been A Digg User For Too Long"
  • jordantneff, on 07/18/2009, -0/+19BURIED FOR INACCURACY!
    I don't own a cat...
  • philb0t5000, on 07/18/2009, -0/+17....*****
  • cambob76, on 07/18/2009, -0/+17No. 6 - You get a cat. ---- Imagine that averagedigger!
  • twinegarden, on 07/18/2009, -0/+17I'll digg anyone who throws these drawn out lists into a simple comment. Hats off to kidathinnes.
  • itstomcat, on 07/18/2009, -0/+17This list hit home.. ;_;
  • inactive, on 07/18/2009, -1/+18I'm still a virgin. :(
  • sockpuppets, on 07/18/2009, -0/+15I'm typing this from behind your couch.
  • CTK14A, on 07/18/2009, -0/+15Or a bottle of lotion from CVS
  • christoast, on 07/18/2009, -1/+15No. 23 - You Visit 4chan.org
  • gvlax50, on 07/17/2009, -1/+15WE'LL DO IT LIVE!... I'll write it and we'll do it live!
  • Ajajadude, on 07/18/2009, -0/+13I've found myself doing something similar to that now that my girlfriend has broken up with me.

    I'm pathetic.
  • Luvboat, on 07/18/2009, -0/+13Reminds me of http://imgur.com/94719.gif
  • bewareofthecow, on 07/18/2009, -0/+10I'm sure every guy here was grateful to think of their first sexual experience being with their mothers.
  • kenhatesemos, on 07/18/2009, -0/+10...yet
  • inactive, on 07/18/2009, -1/+10I haven't left my house in a week. :(
  • RobotKeaton, on 07/18/2009, -0/+9When was the last time something good came from Askmen?
  • SilverBlade2k, on 07/18/2009, -0/+9I don't do any of those things...BUT...

    When ever I see a couple holding hands, my jealousy goes through the roof and to the moon....I literally get angry and have to leave the room.
  • Smyley, on 07/18/2009, -0/+9I came here to comment about how many of these describe me. Then I realized I wasn't alone. At least I have you digg. :3
  • MacVogt, on 07/18/2009, -0/+9cats? really? there's a difference between owning a cat and being a "cat person."
  • jakerandell, on 07/18/2009, -1/+10It really sucks that all of these accurately describe me.
  • smpaisnutrients, on 07/18/2009, -0/+9follow this articles advice if you want to be a stereotypical male. i've never met a female that thought a guy with a cat was weird. bitches love pussy.
  • cheetus, on 07/18/2009, -1/+10Being married is like being single for too long, you're not getting laid.
  • Ajajadude, on 07/18/2009, -0/+8Hey, I got work early in the morning!
  • DThatsMe, on 07/18/2009, -0/+7I call BS on the cat thing.
  • mareksoon, on 07/18/2009, -0/+7... and:

    "You can expand on a list of 'Top 10 More Signs You've Been Single Too Long' using your own experiences.
  • sentinel106, on 07/18/2009, -1/+8It's all WoW these days :(
  • donnikhan, on 07/18/2009, -0/+7I would just ask to join in on the hand holding.
  • GoldenGlovez, on 07/18/2009, -6/+12Ugh.. Being single is great. Don't be fooled by your friend's. I've had many great relationships but being single is also wonderful. You are free from the constraints of a watchful eye and hypocritical judgements. Trust me, if you are still in your 20's enjoy the single life.

    Oh and you will probally have more fun sex while you're single. Nothing like bringing home the bartender and her friend at the end of the night.
  • Khast, on 07/18/2009, -1/+7Well, according to the original meaning of Virgin....no man can ever be a virgin....well, unless you were lucky to have been born via C-section.

    Current dictionaries say it means clean, or never had sex.
    The old meaning basically paraphrasing meant that you have never touched the genitals of the opposite sex. (Guys being born the "natural" way fail this definition from day 1.)
  • AndrewSaysHello, on 07/18/2009, -0/+6yea its sad... people can't play a real game...
  • jaxter2010, on 07/18/2009, -0/+6Its already Friday again?! *****' A....Monday can't come soon enough.
  • Eurynom0s, on 07/18/2009, -0/+6Thanks for giving me a new way to feel bad about myself.
  • lowquarter, on 07/18/2009, -4/+10I do all those things and I'm married.
  • Mankind121, on 07/18/2009, -1/+7Stop this askmen *****, their articles suck and they are cruising for ad revenue
  • bigsped, on 07/18/2009, -0/+5o.o *stares at monitor and thinks quietly to self*
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