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The Ultimate Chick Repeller Tattoo

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  • cashman57, on 04/18/2008, -21/+45LMAO!
    • Croecop, on 04/18/2008, -46/+9What a waste of a first post. I hope a large ***** gets shoved down your throat to block the LMAO into nothing but mere gurgles.
      • sullyz0r, on 04/18/2008, -3/+34I hope you get punched in the *****.
      • yojiffyskippy, on 04/18/2008, -1/+7Did you have a bad breakup?
        • Disease, on 04/18/2008, -2/+1I think he did because that's his tattoo in the picture. His woman left him because of it.
          Mission Accomplished!
        • rpgmaker, on 04/18/2008, -0/+1Remember we're on digg, he is most likely fustrated for not being able to talk to the girl he likes.
      • SilentRamble42, on 04/18/2008, -2/+8I accidently clicked digg instead of bury for your post. I feel like I need to repent now.
    • Croecop, on 04/18/2008, -23/+5What an awesome first post! It was so hilarious because I was thinking LMAO the WHOLE time, wow! Incredible, it's like you read my mind! You are a friggin' wordsmith!
      • Servebot, on 04/18/2008, -4/+9wait what just happened
      • VinceNoir, on 04/18/2008, -3/+2You can't do that. Only I do that. I am the innovator of the multiple personality troll post. I devised it on Slashdot about five years ago. It works like this:

        Post 1: You worthless sack of ***** sonuvabitch. You need to take back that LMAO right now you dick. RIGHT ***** NOW!!! Do you hear me?!!! Post your address and I'll drive out to wherever you are so I can explain to you in painful detail everything that's wrong with you. If you don't do it, you'll be a pussy assed ***** piece of *****.

        Post 2: Whooo boy. It looks like someone let Mr. Internet Tough Guy back into his parent's basement. You kiss your mother with that mouth? Sure the original poster was being quite immature when he posted LMAO, but he could easily be ignored. You, however, went over the line. Might I humbly suggest that you crawl back into whatever putrid orifice you sprang from and die? Seriously.
        • stabbingkittens, on 04/18/2008, -2/+1You think you're funny, don't you?
          • VinceNoir, on 04/18/2008, -0/+1No. I don't. I think I'm irritating, annoying, hated and generally are well rounded nutjob. At least that's what the internets tell me. Real life says the internet fails.
    • noahgelman, on 04/18/2008, -0/+11"You want what now?" -Tattoo artist
    • ronjohnson, on 04/18/2008, -0/+8That tattoo is on a butch chick, not a dude
      • haydesigner, on 04/18/2008, -7/+1How about a homosexual male?
        Doesn't that make more sense, since the butch still likes women?
  • GiJoeBob, on 04/18/2008, -8/+67Wow, I bet he gets all the chicks with that one.
    • DeskFlyer, on 04/18/2008, -3/+22Considering that it takes a special type of douchebag to sport that tattoo, I wouldn't doubt it.
      • tHePeOPle, on 04/18/2008, -0/+9It's one of the immutable laws of nature. Chicks Dig Assholes. Thus, this guy probably has to fight off the babes.
        • gmiley, on 04/18/2008, -1/+5Which makes me wonder... did he become the master of the ***** Punch to keep the ladies in check, or did the ladies flock because he is the master of the ***** Punch? And how many popped collars go with a tattoo like this?
    • LadyDub, on 04/18/2008, -0/+31Well, he's certainly narrowing down the field to find "the one." And any chick that actually likes that is probably going to end up being his one true love. Once you've established that much in common I don't forsee there being any deal breakers.
      • DrMonkeyLove, on 04/18/2008, -0/+21"Well, as much as I love your ***** Puncher tattoo, I just think that you being Catholic and me being Protestant is going to be too much to deal with..."
        • therightclique, on 04/18/2008, -3/+1Catholics are 13% more likely to be doing the punching than protestants apparently.
    • Ajajadude, on 04/18/2008, -2/+10Sadly, I bet you he gets a lot of chicks with it.
      • rac1234, on 04/18/2008, -1/+1OK, you're on. I bet he/she doesn't.
    • MyBacchanalia, on 04/18/2008, -0/+2This guy is advertising that he punches *****, he must be somewhat skilled in that field, which I'm sure is a plus for some girls. Plus if this guy has some intelligence and enjoys the irony/ridiculousness of a very nice looking tattoo like that, I can respect that.
    • oldtactics, on 04/18/2008, -0/+3 well it's certainly internet famous, that counts for something, right?
    • NuclearPyro, on 04/18/2008, -1/+3RTFA! it says its probably a woman.
    • mountvale, on 04/18/2008, -0/+3You should see his wife's tattoo - "Punching Bag".


      What? A denigrating double entendre? I say good day to you sir.
    • kmb1794, on 04/18/2008, -0/+2I think when nothing else is working to get you laid you might just have to go reverse psychology.
    • davidrools, on 04/18/2008, -0/+1he should be punching himself in the face to make that tattoo accurate.
    • KDyneria, on 04/19/2008, -0/+1Congrats, you pretty much restated the title.
  • drewdown112, on 04/18/2008, -23/+5What an ass... I wonder if this is where the term "Donkey Punch" came from?
    • Pimpalicious316, on 04/18/2008, -3/+24what? donkey punch has nothing to do with fisting or even punching a vagina
      "The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse)."
      • sbader, on 04/18/2008, -1/+19I'd like to know what kind of sicko came up with that idea and then decided to name it.
        • Mongolai, on 04/18/2008, -2/+10I think His name was Sanchez. Dirty Sanchez. Or was it Hot Carl?
          • AlanLivingston, on 04/18/2008, -1/+3No... It was some Angry Pirate. I've forgotten his name.
          • Issius, on 04/18/2008, -1/+6I love Digg...
      • dumpyhumpy, on 04/18/2008, -15/+1I thought it was just randomly punching somebody (a friend) square in the ***** when they least expect it. It's a shocking experience... I was donkey punched by a friend of mine in the middle of a supermarket... After I later tried to retaliate with a donkey punch of my own to the afore mentioned lady friend, I missed.
        I then coined the phrase "camel punch".
      • itsgotyou, on 04/18/2008, -0/+5I think I'm going to try that tonight. Will it work on sheep?
    • mattcoady, on 04/18/2008, -3/+4Please keep us up to date when you promise a girl a donkey punch and crack her in the cooch.
    • Picaroon, on 04/18/2008, -3/+2I think drew was making an ass pun.
      • drewdown112, on 04/18/2008, -4/+2Finally, someone who gets my sense of ass humor.
        • and303, on 04/18/2008, -1/+6Many of us get it...the problem is that it is awful!
  • jflowers45, on 04/18/2008, -4/+14That's the wildest tattoo I've seen.
  • Cheese6034, on 04/18/2008, -1/+139I would like to meet a chick that isn't repelled by this. Chances are she would repel me.
  • bemenaker, on 04/18/2008, -0/+13not much leaves me speechless
    • slightlygifted, on 04/18/2008, -1/+5i could whip out links to 50 things right now that would leave you speechless if you think this is bad.
  • Sucka27, on 04/18/2008, -0/+39Steven Segal? No wait...that was ***** Puncher.
  • nutniqs, on 04/18/2008, -3/+4Pen cut churn
  • wynja, on 04/18/2008, -3/+16Nope, I actually know some chicks who like that sort of thing. It takes all kinds after all.
  • staffell, on 04/18/2008, -4/+68What the hell is a ***** puncher anyway?
    • DeskFlyer, on 04/18/2008, -1/+86It's a punch press with vagina-shaped dies.
      • jon30041, on 04/18/2008, -0/+23We've got one at my factory. Amada brand, I think... They use it on the Vipros King.
        • MrBabyMan, on 04/18/2008, -5/+17You can only use it on the 358, though. For the 368 you'll need a 6-shelf loader.
        • xkorbin, on 04/18/2008, -2/+11Mr. Baby Man commented?!
        • Kratos76, on 04/18/2008, -1/+5That's Genius. ...the 6-shelf loader... I would've thought 4 or 5.
    • borez, on 04/18/2008, -2/+27One who biffs the boff
      • mountvale, on 04/18/2008, -0/+3Had a friend like that. Years later, turned out he boffed the biff.
    • FasmTrout, on 04/18/2008, -14/+1Slang for lesbian and/or female masturbation (?)

      oh god
    • SpectreFire, on 04/18/2008, -7/+3He who forcibly inserts his fist into a woman's hoo hoo.
    • BetterOffEd, on 04/18/2008, -8/+4Bend over and I'll show ya...
    • Guardiandevil91, on 04/18/2008, -0/+26I believe it's an old wooden ship, that was used during the civil war era.
    • eclip5e, on 04/18/2008, -2/+1This thread is proof that digg is all 12yr olds.
    • FecalHurler, on 04/18/2008, -0/+3I would have to venture that it is an individual that punches *****.
  • suzywang3000, on 04/18/2008, -10/+8they should put that man and the tattoo artist in a lunatic asylum.
    • ericnorris1, on 04/18/2008, -0/+15The artist does what it takes to get him/her paid...dont blame them for the tat
      • moliver000, on 04/18/2008, -0/+1Not always true. Tattoo shop in Calgary refuses to do tribal *****, or anything else they hate.
  • borez, on 04/18/2008, -4/+9Treat em mean, keep em keen

    /sarc
    • hellotyler, on 04/18/2008, -1/+10Would be funny if it wasn't true.
  • krisjanis, on 04/18/2008, -2/+40hey my dad has that
  • kinseyincanada, on 04/18/2008, -0/+25what the ***** goes through someones mind when they do this?
  • vinnyvenus, on 04/18/2008, -3/+25Does the tattoo means that douchebag in that pic is gonna punch the womans vagina? I am seriously lost here.Can someone please explain?
    • 1timeuser, on 04/18/2008, -1/+5I highly recommend searching in google images with the porn filter turned off.
    • sliggy, on 04/18/2008, -0/+1No no no 1timeuser, google is noob when it comes to this stuff. Clearly you must search 2girls1cup.com for it.
  • protodon, on 04/18/2008, -1/+11I'm gonna got out on a limb here and say that this tattoo overtakes both the "mom" and "a girlfriend's name" tattoo in the next ten years.
  • mrgeekguy, on 04/18/2008, -1/+103From UrbanDictionary.com:
    ***** Puncher" is basically a slang term for FISTING. A "***** PUNCHER" is the dominant party who does the actual "***** punching"(fisting). Fisting is when you literally fit your fist into someone's vag or ass and use it for penetration. In this particular forinstance, this act can apply to straight, lesbian, or trans sex.

    Example 1:
    Jodi loved to fist girls all the time at her boarding school. That's why when she turned 18 she had "***** PUNCHER" tattooed on her arm!

    Example 2:
    Jason came twice before he decided to use his hands on Laura. She was so open he could fit his entire hand up her pussy. Laura clamped down hard around his wrist. He never knew that ***** punching could be so enjoyable!
    • beatrixkiddo, on 04/18/2008, -1/+54By far the most articulate explanation of '***** Punching' anyone could ask for. A+
    • michaelje0, on 04/18/2008, -0/+5This was very helpful. Thanks!
    • 1timeuser, on 04/18/2008, -0/+18Wow... my webster's dictionary just says "To forcefully shove one's fist(s) into a woman's vagina or a man's anus (see mangina)."
    • Mila, on 04/18/2008, -0/+4ROFLMAO
      Thank you for spelling that out for us. :)
  • ChiffX, on 04/18/2008, -2/+151Falcon PUNCH!
    • noahgelman, on 04/18/2008, -0/+7This is really the only Digg article where thats actually going to be funny. Well played
    • 1timeuser, on 04/18/2008, -0/+5Show me your moves!
    • R75700, on 04/18/2008, -0/+2Im going to play right now
    • PyroChan, on 04/23/2008, -0/+1Falcon KICK!
  • diggester, on 04/18/2008, -3/+36Mirror and more tattoos:
    http://www.linkinn.com/_The_Ultimate_Chick_Repelle ...
  • lordenlil, on 04/18/2008, -5/+49Girls- the more of an ***** or douchebag you are, the better they like you.
    • dumpyhumpy, on 04/18/2008, -1/+14Those are the truest words ever spoken. I hate it.
    • and303, on 04/18/2008, -1/+8I think the line is drawn with this tattoo, however.
    • jcaino, on 04/18/2008, -0/+12Yea, that is true in a sense. But for the most part, those aren't girls I'd want to be with. *****? Maybe. Marry? Oh hell no.
      • lordenlil, on 04/18/2008, -1/+1Yea, but the part that *really* sucks is that the girl you DO want to date/marry will be just as susceptible to the scumbag douchebags. It's female nature.
    • purple8, on 04/18/2008, -2/+3Bitchy girls, yeah. Normal-type nice girls hate douchebags.
    • Mila, on 04/18/2008, -0/+3ATTN NICE GUYS

      Don't let that get you down. One day when they are stuck with the ***** they HAD TO HAVE, you will be the one they dream about.
      • feddas, on 04/18/2008, -0/+4Girls won't do much more than dream. Most girls just aren't familiar enough with logic to actually date outside the ***** realm.
      • Jektal, on 04/18/2008, -0/+2Well, that's a ***** consolation prize.
    • DarthDiabetes, on 04/18/2008, -0/+0Ah! The Tucker Max Theorum.
  • TheLoneWolf071, on 04/18/2008, -0/+8*shock* can he say the "C" Word?
  • Timpin1, on 04/18/2008, -0/+14That tattoo belongs to this guy...I even put in my comment on that article that it was his gamer tag http://digg.com/people/Are_Men_Better_Than_Women
  • computerusr, on 04/18/2008, -3/+10More like chick magnet.
  • filmmakershelp, on 04/18/2008, -0/+13It's great to keep up with the downfall of society, one pic at a time.
    Thanks for reporting Joey.
  • M0stBlunt3d, on 04/18/2008, -4/+0hahahaa.....
  • sumokitty, on 04/18/2008, -10/+5so he would be a certified abortionist...right?
  • davidemm, on 04/18/2008, -11/+3Faaaaaalcon Punch!
    • danisth, on 04/18/2008, -0/+4way to repeat the guy like 10 posts ago
  • exomni, on 04/18/2008, -0/+3Obviously you haven't seen the "cow belly button" tattoo.
  • bobbybebob, on 04/18/2008, -0/+14image mirror http://uploadingit.com/view/541055_gs4vb
  • mikeyellenlee, on 04/18/2008, -0/+9his mother must be proud
    • J3EBS, on 04/18/2008, -0/+3Up until he punched her in the *****, too.
  • Biznaka, on 04/18/2008, -7/+2But ... I need women :(

    Since when was Digg made to just depress me more about ladies? :[
  • sonicularulus, on 04/18/2008, -0/+14well at least the text doesnt say "ass ripper"
  • anagoge, on 04/18/2008, -0/+8"Unable to connect" - Yeah, lack of comittment does usually turn a girl off.
  • paipiski, on 04/18/2008, -2/+3Mirror : http://fedho.com/image/view/44202
  • eMuffen, on 04/18/2008, -7/+2Maddox can finally be proud of someone besides himself.
    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1233968508
  • PaulTron3000v5, on 04/18/2008, -2/+4What is a *****.
    • Vileputrid, on 04/18/2008, -2/+8A woman
    • Thugacation, on 04/18/2008, -0/+7Go to Wikipedia and finger it out yourself.
    • thevoiceless, on 04/18/2008, -5/+4I'm assuming you're being sarcastic, but just in case...
      ***** = Vagina
  • N3UR0SIS, on 04/18/2008, -3/+1LOL Look at all that blood.
  • nstanosheck, on 04/18/2008, -2/+4From the picture, the person tattooed is pretty fat too. Maybe this is his way of showing anger that women do not digg him. Still a big douche no matter his "issues".
  • fatTJ, on 04/18/2008, -0/+6I Can See It Now

    "Grandpa, What's a *****?"
    • ORBAT, on 04/18/2008, -0/+1More like "Grandpa, gimme some money or I'll ***** cut you" if he manages to pass his obviously quite charming personality on to his children and grandchildren.
    • Blydchyld, on 04/18/2008, -0/+1To be a grandpa would require reproduction.
  • xe0s, on 04/18/2008, -3/+1So old... jesus.
  • nogChoco, on 04/18/2008, -1/+5*****
  • Mushroonaut, on 07/11/2008, -3/+2the text should have said instead: "Fist *****"
    • heyiquit, on 04/18/2008, -0/+2That would imply that one ***** fists...
  • mushtakrakish, on 04/18/2008, -3/+0how have people never seen this before?
    • americascynic, on 04/18/2008, -1/+0Obviously a lot. They wouldn't be reacting to it so much if it was old (or maybe they would). If you haven't seen or read it, it's still "news".
  • harblgarsh, on 04/18/2008, -1/+3Ideal for a job interview at your local women's health clinic.
  • badjoke, on 04/18/2008, -4/+1This is a nice repellant, too.

    VERY NSFW:
    http://www.howardhallis.com/news/2005/gayesttattoo ...
  • dtfinch, on 04/18/2008, -1/+2Falcon Punch, works every time!
    http://www.lolwut.com/pics/abortion.jpg
  • shortmilton, on 04/18/2008, -1/+2Well,now my mom won't think my tattoos are so bad after all.
    ''***** puncher''...WTF???
  • chapoec, on 04/18/2008, -0/+2Wow this is the awsomeness tatoo ever. Absolutely stroke of genious. I guess that fool likes to tear that pussy up
  • buddypriefert, on 04/18/2008, -1/+2Wow, he is sooooo cool! Certianly this guy has a very high self esteem and is so cool that he has taken great strides to mark himself in a way that will certainly draw the unneeded attention (because he is already so confident in himself). I wonder just how his thought process we working when he came up with this idea? And, judging by the response of all the diggers who really drool over this coolness, this "man" was right on the mark in his assumptions!
  • KayinAngel, on 04/18/2008, -0/+1Daddy, what does your tattoo mean ?
    • junkwheel, on 04/18/2008, -0/+1I'm not your daddy, I'm your mommy, you're adopted, and it means I'm down with vaginal fisting for life.
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