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manoverse.com — He didn ’t just kick a man in the balls, he kicked a TERRORIST…who was on FIRE….in the balls.

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  • ponstars, on 03/12/2008, -6/+71Can we get a quote from the recipient?
  • stonebone4, on 03/12/2008, -9/+113(Checks to see if Maddox has written an article about this yet)
    • CaptainTater, on 03/12/2008, -10/+1Did he?
    • houndeyex, on 03/12/2008, -2/+5This guy would have to be a pirate first.
    • diggcensors, on 03/12/2008, -16/+9Maddox was cool when I was 12 ( 8 years ago).
      • dcollins, on 03/12/2008, -11/+4Maddox will always be the man.
      • Stupidumb, on 03/12/2008, -12/+5So what, now that you're 15, you are too cool for Maddox?
      • OutrightLie, on 03/12/2008, -3/+10Maddox - telling it like it is for over 11 years, just not as often.
      • DarkPhoen1x, on 03/13/2008, -0/+1And guess what? He's still cool! At least one of you two hasn't changed ;)
    • Teh1337Pirate, on 03/12/2008, -0/+4That would imply that maddox updates though....
  • mryokai, on 03/12/2008, -9/+313http://digg.com/odd_stuff/I_Kicked_Burning_Terrori ...
  • mtg1287, on 03/12/2008, -6/+43I thought for sure that was going to be Chuck
    • sitharmy, on 03/12/2008, -3/+6Are you kidding? Chucks feet are impervious to terrorist. Plus he just needs to look at them to have them burst into flames, so there is no need to kick them unless he's just in a bad mood
      • rengeek, on 03/12/2008, -1/+6Maybe in the past. But that is all gone now once he started to actively support that loser Huckabee. Now he is just a tool.
    • kutateli, on 03/12/2008, -1/+2Chuck Norris is a douchebag.

      Now Technoviking on the other hand...
    • bjs3171, on 03/12/2008, -2/+1me too!
      who's chuck?
  • jeimus, on 03/12/2008, -6/+15Well played sir, well played
  • savethegobbos, on 03/12/2008, -37/+8Step 1: Kick a burning terrorist in the balls
    Step 2: ???
    Step 3: Profit?
    • GramarNatzi, on 03/12/2008, -4/+37Step 1: Take any internet meme.
      Step 2: ???
      Step 3: Profit!
    • doctorfungi, on 03/12/2008, -0/+30I hate how some people think that the "profit" meme is appropriate in every single story.
      • thrikulam, on 03/12/2008, -5/+1Sad how it just now became unfunny.

        News flash, folks: It was unfunny after the first day.
      • moofer, on 03/12/2008, -1/+61. Use the "profit" meme inappropriately in every single story
        2. ???
        3. Profit!
      • saralk, on 03/12/2008, -1/+1That's what she said!
      • jimmy17, on 03/12/2008, -3/+51. In soviet Russia, i can haz profit
        2. ???
        3. Erm... Priceless?
        • bradleyland, on 03/12/2008, -2/+2Doing it wrong, you are.
        • drakenlot, on 03/12/2008, -1/+1How you were dugg up for that lame crap, I'll never know...
    • Brad324, on 03/12/2008, -0/+15that wouldn't even be funny if that meme were in its prime.
    • macweirdo42, on 03/12/2008, -2/+17In Soviet Russia, meme profits from you!
    • LemonDefragger, on 03/12/2008, -7/+1Since we're talking about this meme, I got a question. What really happens in the ??? step?
    • yournightmare, on 03/12/2008, -4/+2If I kick a burning terrorist in the balls, will it still blend?
    • AdmiralKarelia, on 03/12/2008, -2/+1It's not just "Profit!", it's "PROFIT!!!"

      The caps are important. :P
  • JimmySpaza, on 03/12/2008, -35/+13We should do that to ALL the Islamic terrorists. Line 'em up and WHAM!!! Each one, one at a time.

    Cue the bleeding heart liberals who say that a nice time-out is a better solution in 5...4...3...2...1...
    • GramarNatzi, on 03/12/2008, -3/+13No I think you have it right. What better solution to the worlds problems than to line up and kick each other in the balls. If we kick hard enough procreation will be a thing of the past and mankind will eventually die out. It's genius.
      • JimmySpaza, on 03/12/2008, -8/+5No, buddy. Not kick EVERYONE...just the terrorists.
        • GramarNatzi, on 03/12/2008, -3/+7Ok, buddy, good luck with your terrorist ball-kicking rampage.
        • foolawrence, on 03/12/2008, -5/+2You seem like terrorist to me. Someone kick you in balls.
        • DanBoodro, on 03/12/2008, -1/+3Uh oh, He called you buddy...
        • IllBeBack, on 03/12/2008, -1/+4Hey chief, did that guy just call you "buddy?"
        • Xchus, on 03/12/2008, -2/+1I just have to say, I'm laughing as hard as if I were stoned... I wish I was stoned I bet I'd die from laughing so hard...
    • ad33lshahid, on 03/12/2008, -7/+27Liberals dont say put them in time out. Liberals simply say make sure you're kicking a terrorists balls and not just every damn person who some overly paranoid redneck deems a terrorist.
      • foolawrence, on 03/12/2008, -7/+14Haw haw haw -- due process -- what a liberal load of BS. We all know who's guilty just by the way they dress or the music they listen to.
        • Vindexus, on 03/12/2008, -2/+7I dugg you up because I'm assuming you're being sarcastic. Please don't prove me wrong.
        • JacksonYaya, on 03/12/2008, -2/+2Are you foolawrence.....of ARABIA!!!???
          KICK... KICK... KICK
    • jon30041, on 03/12/2008, -2/+6A TIME OUT IS A BETTER SOLUTION, YOU HITLER LOVIN NAZZZZI!

      Now that THAT is out of the way... Why not just bomb them? I mean... saves time of rounding them up. I'm all for... y'know.... strategic air strikes...
    • onlynameicanget, on 03/12/2008, -6/+7Don't feed the troll, people...
      • macweirdo42, on 03/12/2008, -3/+8But, Jimmy's the digg pet troll! We promise we'll feed him, and take care of him, and clean up after him, and take him to get his shots, and get him fixed... Can't we please keep him, pretty please?
      • jimmy17, on 03/12/2008, -1/+8I really regret my choice of name now
    • macweirdo42, on 03/12/2008, -3/+7You have fun with that, Jimmy. Normally, as a bleeding heart liberal, I'd say maybe you don't want to do that, because as soon as you kick the first terrorist in the balls and all his buddies see what you did, they're just gonna start beating the ***** out of you. But nah, knock yourself out.
    • Sean42, on 03/12/2008, -4/+4***** Loser
    • ladbroke, on 03/12/2008, -1/+5Hmmm....Okay. Liberal Marine here. So what have you done to defend our country?

      Just because someone doesn't agree with your means doesn't mean we disagree with your ends. We just think you're too incompetent to do it the right way.
      • JimmySpaza, on 03/12/2008, -2/+1"Hmmm....Okay. Liberal Marine here. So what have you done to defend our country?"

        Service both in and out of uniform. Service overseas in some inhospitable places. But, this discussion should not be about the messenger, but the message.

        "Just because someone doesn't agree with your means doesn't mean we disagree with your ends. We just think you're too incompetent to do it the right way."

        Well, you do have a right to your opinion...
        • ladbroke, on 03/12/2008, -1/+3Then why are you generalizing that all liberals are somehow terrorist sympathizers, or are soft on terror? Don't we have a right to our opinions about how Americans ought to be protected? Don't you think there are better ways to fight a faceless, country-less terrorist entity than by attacking a country that had nothing to do with it?
          • JimmySpaza, on 03/13/2008, -1/+1I didn't generalize that ALL liberals are sympathizers or soft. I just said "Cue the bleeding heart liberals who say that a nice time-out is a better solution..."

            You can be a liberal and not be one of those liberal wackos or bleeding heart types.

            Yes, you have every right to your opinions.

            What does Iraq have to do with anything? This discussion is about kicking terrorists in the balls, nothing else.

            Don't assume that I, as a conservative who critiques liberal policies, am a Bush supporter or that I support the entire Iraq war. I am not...and I don't.
  • Enderplayer1, on 03/12/2008, -5/+87I would have been manlier if the kick tore a tendon in the terrorist's foot
    • macweirdo42, on 03/12/2008, -11/+4You're the man in the story? What are you doing on digg? That's not very manly. Or are you implying that simply reading the headline made you manlier?
      • sittered, on 03/12/2008, -3/+3Stop it, please.
      • badjoke, on 03/12/2008, -0/+6Keep it up, please. People need to learn that different words have different meanings.
  • dedkittens, on 03/12/2008, -5/+39would be front page if you replaced "terrorist" with "puppy"
    • sockpuppets, on 03/12/2008, -0/+18Or terrorist puppy.
    • eyesmell, on 03/12/2008, -2/+3He's not a Marine....
      • showat, on 03/12/2008, -1/+2So by your statement you are implying that in order to abuse an animal... you have to be a marine. Ignorance is fun!
        • Aidje, on 03/12/2008, -0/+1I believe the implication is that for people to care about you abusing an animal, you have to be a marine. I would add that being the son of a presidential candidate also works.
    • mrASSMAN, on 03/13/2008, -0/+1except it is front page..
  • MrClutch, on 03/12/2008, -2/+63Great thumbnail, I dont even have to click the link w00t.
  • tomwoo2, on 03/12/2008, -9/+1I like ______iest ________ ever titles, me digg automatically, bring good feng shui
  • PeteBeast, on 03/12/2008, -7/+10Wow, old, but classic.
  • VentHere, on 03/12/2008, -10/+0Hello. Welcome to 6 years ago.
  • PerfektXj, on 03/12/2008, -2/+46down already - mirror http://bestpicever.com/pic-2932-I_kicked_him_so_ha ...
  • schavira, on 03/12/2008, -5/+3Less than a year ago isn't that old, but this was pretty widely reported.
    • ghunt, on 03/12/2008, -0/+1But it's been on DIgg's front page already.
  • Shaderone, on 03/12/2008, -8/+8Hmm.. his popped collars must have burned off when striking the terrorist.
  • pat0neill, on 03/12/2008, -9/+6video or it didn't happen
  • coaster89, on 03/12/2008, -6/+4holy crap, that was awesome!lol
  • ntacsback, on 03/12/2008, -1/+7Now that's an epitaph.
  • chrisinsocalif, on 03/12/2008, -1/+5Where's the video? I would love to see that.
  • ledguitar, on 03/12/2008, -3/+18"He didn't even flinch" - maybe the fact that he was ON FIRE was distracting enough to ignore your kick?
    • Garbagio, on 03/12/2008, -2/+4Maybe I'm just getting old but I think the unspoken rule is no pasting the same damn question in the same article.
  • SaperKain, on 03/12/2008, -9/+3See. We can do this. We can protect ourselves. We don’t need good ole uncle John McCain to defend us by taking away our freedoms. Don’t let republican losers fool you.
    • RRJackson, on 03/12/2008, -2/+3You still have the freedom to go ***** yourself.
  • PolishLogic, on 03/12/2008, -5/+21Scotland....***** YEAH!
    • shedtroll, on 03/12/2008, -1/+6Iron Brew ***** YEAH Whiskey ***** YEAH Mountains ***** YEAH...
      • Scottland89, on 03/12/2008, -3/+1Hampden ***** YEAH Rangers ***** YEAH Celtic ***** YEAH Aberdeen ***** yeah ***** yeah.
        • Vo0Ds, on 03/12/2008, -2/+4Rain ***** YEAH bagpipes ***** YEAH kilts ***** YEAH!
        • Christbait, on 03/12/2008, -0/+4Lack of teeth ***** YEAH! Ginger pubes ***** YEAH! On the dole ***** YEAH!
      • localhost6881, on 03/12/2008, -0/+3its IRN BRU
    • Myonosken, on 03/12/2008, -1/+2Gordon brown! ***** ye-er...
      • Scottland89, on 03/12/2008, -1/+1William Wallace ***** YEAH Robert the Bruce ***** YEAH Rorbert Burns ***** YEAH Square Suasages ***** YEAH Tony from Tile it all ***** yeah?
    • takeo1775, on 03/12/2008, -1/+2NEDs and idiots looking for a fight.... yeah!.... =[
    • mrloco, on 03/12/2008, -0/+2Trainspotting, ***** YEAH
  • 11familyguy11, on 03/12/2008, -2/+32I like the quote below it, 'Illegal aliens have always been a problem for the United States, ask any indian."
  • FizzanoMatrix, on 03/12/2008, -3/+3This is older than Aaron Burr.
  • tylermenezes, on 03/12/2008, -1/+4http://209.85.173.104/search?q=cache%3Ahttp%3A%2F% ...
  • Psythik, on 03/12/2008, -5/+18Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!
    • ChairShot83, on 03/12/2008, -0/+2I really can't believe it took this long for that quote to make it to the comment section. I was begining to worry. Well, not really.
  • bingobongony, on 03/12/2008, -3/+4Men everywhere cringe at the thought that this site represents the average man.
  • jimmick, on 03/12/2008, -8/+1Change the word terrorist to cigarette and he's a bit less of a hardass
  • NickSpinner, on 03/12/2008, -10/+4and by "terrorist" we mean "retard who the fbi set up by giving em fertilizer and telling to film a govt building"
    • mrhedges, on 03/12/2008, -1/+5Clearly you're the retard, considering this happened in Scotland.
  • c0baltfish, on 03/12/2008, -0/+3Old toast.
  • EnderMB, on 03/12/2008, -3/+6Typical Scot. He's got a load of press coverage since the incident at Glasgow Airport and now (according to what he said on the BFQOTY08) he now runs his own car park security company. Fair play to him and just goes to show that there are areas that'll stand up to extremism.
    • Scottland89, on 03/12/2008, -1/+3I think you got the wrong Glasgow Airport Attack Hero. There were 4 of them. Your thinking about Smeato, the most famous one who appeared in the Big fat quiz of they year 08 (I'm guessing that's what you meant by BFQOTY08).

      The other 3 (including the one in that article) haven't been as praised as much. In fact Smeato got an award (forgot which one) that the other 3 didn't and even smeato is arguing for the other 3 complaining about how unfair it was for him to get an award while the other 3 didn't for doing the same thing.
      • EnderMB, on 03/13/2008, -0/+1I didn't know about the others. Thanks for clearing that up, and yes I did mean the Big Fat Quiz Of The Year '08.
  • merdiesel, on 03/12/2008, -8/+15Submitted by emobrat 114 days ago.

    http://digg.com/odd_stuff/I_Kicked_Burning_Terrori ...

    buried.
    • cooterbrown000, on 03/12/2008, -0/+3which was pointed out by mryokai 7 hours ago.
  • Inflammo, on 03/12/2008, -4/+6No way can I digg a story from a website titled "manoverse.com"
  • oOoNyquiloOo, on 03/12/2008, -7/+3Buried.. duplicate story.
  • futureisours, on 03/12/2008, -1/+8We'd be in a lot better shape if more of our citizens were like him. Now we get wussified mommy's boys who cry when they get pwned in Halo 3.
  • DarthShaun, on 03/12/2008, -2/+3Makes me proud to be Scottish, though I've read about this in most newspapers already. John Smeaton didn't just kick the burning terrorist like some people claim, he also helped police officers who were getting assaulted by them when others would've just took to safety.
    • Vo0Ds, on 03/12/2008, -0/+3Smeato set about them. And sent a warning to all international terrorists to expect the same!
  • cbeach, on 03/12/2008, -3/+1Blogspam. Old story. Buried!
  • perrym, on 03/12/2008, -0/+1Not Found

    The requested URL /2007/12/10/manliest-news-headline-ever/ was not found on this server.

    WOW! what a headline!
  • kneelB4zod, on 03/12/2008, -2/+10That's how we treat terrorists in Scotland :)
  • shedtroll, on 03/12/2008, -3/+8He's a National Hero in Scotland at the moment...

    You know 300....It wasn't filmed in LA, it was filmed in glasgow on a saturday night...

    The persians? They just shipped some blokes from Newcastle and played them with Alcahol on the way up....
  • Garbagio, on 03/12/2008, -4/+1Don't you know? 404 is next best thing from sex with 3 models in your own limo-pool.
  • sammydeath, on 03/12/2008, -2/+1what was the actual point in this? its soo old. I mean like, props to the guy for beating terrorist, but im sure hes had his 15 mins of fame, and its not like theyve just come up with the headline yesterday
  • DamnLogins, on 03/12/2008, -3/+7I hate to say this but he was a wuss. A REAL Scot would have been playing keepie-up with his testicles until the police arrived.

    BTW I'm English :)
  • kernel16, on 03/12/2008, -1/+1The comments on that site makes Digg a lot better, wow.
  • Scottland89, on 03/12/2008, -1/+1Terrorists on Digg remember "This is Glasgow, we'll set about ye"
  • ahpro, on 03/12/2008, -2/+2It was when they tried to "bomb" Glasgow airport by driving a car into it. A pathetic attempt i thought. Oooh, broken brickwork. As a nation, i'm sure it will be impossible to recover from that tragedy.
  • laughandsing, on 03/12/2008, -2/+1maccom maccom maccom maccom
  • chocolategrrrl, on 03/12/2008, -2/+3Gee, I hope his foot's okay.
  • Christbait, on 03/12/2008, -8/+3Sorry but why would you kick a man who is already in excruciating pain from being on fire? Pretty cowardly really, just let the sick ***** burn slowly. If Scots worship this guy like a new age William Wallace then they should be ***** ashamed of themselves, he is just a typical thug.
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