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The Issue Sarah Palin Must Address: I Want to See Her Naked

cracked.com — If you’ve visited digg.com at any point over the past two weeks, you’ve probably seen a ton of articles about Sarah Palin. Various scandals she may be involved in. Various scandals she someday will be involved in.

Who dugg this? Made popular Sep 5, 2008

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  • inactive, on 09/05/2008, -10/+429Dugg for:
    "Gas Crisis? More like ass crisis, right?
    War in Iraq? More like war in your rack, right?
    Constantly decreasing social security? More like take your pants off, right?"
  • jcaino, on 09/05/2008, -5/+376Finally, a digg article about Palin that I can really get behind.
  • Smokeydabear, on 09/05/2008, -16/+283"I don’t know if it’s the librarian glasses or the fact that she’s kind of a bitch, but the bottom line is, I haven’t been this curious to see what a Vice Presidential hopeful looked like naked since Spiro Agnew." I couldn't agree more.
  • LeonidasStokely, on 09/05/2008, -11/+242Sarah Palin's massive election problems are causing with my massive erection problem, amiright!?
  • HeDiggMe, on 09/05/2008, -9/+226She doesn't need to do any debates. Just make out with Obama girl.
  • nymphetamine, on 09/05/2008, -2/+203Yes to drilling in Alaska!
  • inactive, on 09/05/2008, -14/+207Id like to put my penis in her, if you know what I mean
  • angelof, on 09/05/2008, -2/+189I'm amazed at the Tina Fey + Susan Lucci thing... pretty accurate.

  • exxodius, on 09/05/2008, -4/+131So THIS is mccains strategy... he's not appealing to woman voters at all! He's going for the college-aged male drop-out! I realized as soon as I saw her kinky secretary outfit.
  • chuckDontSurf, on 09/05/2008, -4/+127"Having sex with me is like a fight with Tyson in his prime: It won’t last that long, but afterwards you’ll be unconscious."
    Ah cracked, you've made my day.
  • Kinsbane, on 09/05/2008, -6/+128This is the best article I've ever read on Cracked. And yeah, I agree, I'm almost morbidly curious to see her frolicking in some snow naked.
  • jstohler, on 09/05/2008, -4/+116This is gold, Jerry. GOLD!
  • evetsleep, on 09/05/2008, -1/+110There is a joke in there somewhere.
  • Duckert, on 09/05/2008, -9/+111VPILF
  • chuckDontSurf, on 09/05/2008, -1/+87Hey c'mon, I'm at work here. I may have to get up and walk down the hall.
  • indiepenguins, on 09/05/2008, -8/+92The more she speaks, the less attractive she becomes.
  • lefthandpisces, on 09/05/2008, -9/+89she definitely tops the annual "hottest governors of america" in Time magazine.
  • mrdiggsalot, on 09/05/2008, -4/+76"Whoa! Save the words for the birds, Buddy! I want to take a bath with you!"

    hahahah
  • bunnyandzombie, on 09/05/2008, -5/+69Talk about throwing a hot dog down a hallway...
  • ColonelJessup, on 09/05/2008, -1/+63You mean like sexual intercourse?
  • gametavern, on 09/05/2008, -6/+68YES WE CAN!
  • ileftfark, on 09/05/2008, -1/+61What is a woman, Alex?
  • Bloc, on 09/05/2008, -5/+57VPILF
  • kd420, on 09/05/2008, -2/+47I hope they bring up the topic of centaur-themed genitalia in the debates.
  • saunders45, on 09/05/2008, -2/+45Because they are all ugly...
  • wizzroom, on 09/05/2008, -1/+41wait...i don't get it.
  • inactive, on 09/05/2008, -0/+40She went to 6 different colleges.

    Take that as you wish.
  • pprkut, on 09/05/2008, -0/+38You sir deserve a cookie.
  • BelatedHero, on 09/05/2008, -4/+42DRILL BABY, DRILL
  • mmijatov, on 09/05/2008, -3/+40Tina Fey Meets Susan Luci was excellent. That alone is priceless.
  • wwwonka, on 09/05/2008, -6/+41Man, I would LOVE to "community organize" her up against a wall!
  • jmahorney, on 09/05/2008, -4/+39OMG thank god I'm not the only one thinking this!
  • magic6435, on 09/05/2008, -3/+37are you kidding? those chicks are bloody unattractive.
  • damonic, on 09/05/2008, -9/+42This is exactly why McCain picked her. I think Cindy McCain should be worried and maybe even give Palin the blue dress she was wearing during the speech last night.

    If McCain wins, he is going to drop Cindy like a cancer-infected first-wife.
  • jkr801, on 09/05/2008, -0/+32its the plete in the pants
    i have to take these pants back to the pants store
  • Eddiecoaster, on 09/05/2008, -0/+31The jar is round, the mug is round. They should call it Round-tine.
  • Sparky9292, on 09/05/2008, -8/+39Apparently she won a Swimsuit contest in Alaska eons ago. There's GOT to be pics of that somewhere. Everything on the net now is fake, however, this is my personal favorite (It's safe for work).

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/Soonerpsych ...

    The Republican's cracked me up when they picked Palin for VP... Nothing wrong with picking a hottie, but image really that important? Is the Lubriderm effect going to last straight to the voting booth? I don't think voters are that stupid.
  • inactive, on 09/05/2008, -5/+33Its official, you win.
  • inactive, on 09/05/2008, -1/+28I'd like to divide her 0.

    OH SHI~~
  • Aethirig, on 09/05/2008, -2/+29Don't be silly. Google Images has all the answers you need.
  • inactive, on 09/05/2008, -4/+30You write that as if it's a bad thing.
  • martinherrera, on 09/05/2008, -1/+26i guess you don't realize that Cindy is his Sugar Mama, and if he drops her, she is taking her money too
  • bicyclethief, on 09/05/2008, -2/+27C'mon now. Sure, Palin is hawt when compared to old, white, crusty Congressmen-- but why the ***** would I want to make that comparison?

    Everyone acts like they've been in jail for the last ten to fifteen.
  • TaKBiR, on 09/05/2008, -5/+30^dude's gay
  • Sfenton, on 09/05/2008, -3/+28Just because you couldn't get laid until you paid for it, does not mean she is a whore.
  • ileftfark, on 09/05/2008, -0/+24It's an old in-joke amongst the elderly or socially retarded, in which a board with its rigidity and length tied to your body would somehow stop you from falling into a large cavernous vagina, where you would regain consciousness and head south, only to be eaten by a grue. As you can see, it's ***** hilarious.
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  • mjoe, on 09/05/2008, -6/+29i just dugg this without even reading the whole headline
  • Monkeywithacold, on 09/05/2008, -2/+24I have been saying this all along...
    (so for about a week now)
  • WHOOMP, on 09/05/2008, -0/+22sucks when someone posts the exact same thing as you seconds before you do
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