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- Narcism, on 06/05/2009, -18/+305Bad ending, he didnt' get *****.
- Moisgreat, on 06/05/2009, -2/+230Legs like bacon FTW.
- inactive, on 06/05/2009, -2/+198"Burgers with boobs. Stick in an olive—it's like a nipple. And they have legs like bacon. And their bottom is like a steak. And they also have eyes like round biscuits. Actually, their whole body's like a biscuit. I'm hungry for a stripper."
Perhaps the sexiest description of a woman I have ever heard - DrWarm, on 06/04/2009, -6/+196Man Otto is a gun, very heartwarming story. Definately worth taking the time to read.
- sh0rtbus, on 06/05/2009, -1/+173he goes to vegas, gambles, drinks, dances, and doesn't get laid
- CaptainNoPants, on 06/05/2009, -1/+147"Actually, their whole body's like a biscuit. I'm hungry for a stripper."
My new hero - jc7012, on 06/05/2009, -1/+132spoiler alert*****!!!!
- fbsau, on 06/05/2009, -5/+124matthew can ***** off
- Ninjao, on 06/05/2009, -0/+116That was a wonderful story. In my head I had pictures of a mix between Fear and loadthing in Las Vegas and Rainman. Otto is awesome.
- Pvisi111, on 06/05/2009, -4/+96Great article..well worth the read. I kind of wish they had Otto articles on a weekly basis. I'd read it.
- had3l, on 06/05/2009, -3/+89On the plus side, I would be feeling pretty ***** if someone with Down syndrome lost his virginity but I still had mine.
- trentrezn0r, on 06/05/2009, -2/+80Awesome read. But unfortunately it appears to be missing an ending.
- nahsrocketeer75, on 06/05/2009, -1/+76It's the honesty in this story that's so striking: Otto's honesty, of course, but also that of his caretaker/friend and the writer. A wonderful read on so many different levels.
- DirtyBinLV, on 06/05/2009, -0/+74The neighborhood I grew up in was adjacent to a large group home, mostly for people with Downs. One day I purchased some rollerblades and was teaching myself how to skate (which is a challenge when you're horribly uncoordinated). So I'm near a corner when I eat it and end up on my back looking up at the sky. I then hear a bunch of people laughing and turn my head to see a short bus full of mentally disabled people pointing at me and laughing. That really stung the old ego.
- JasonCox, on 06/05/2009, -1/+75"When guys go to Vegas, there's usually only one thing on their minds."
Star Trek: The Experience? :-P - Overglock, on 06/05/2009, -3/+74http://www.d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y.com
- davebo27, on 06/05/2009, -0/+67Damn he's got some great fantasies.
- Narcism, on 06/05/2009, -0/+60He also has down syndrome.
- raleel, on 06/05/2009, -1/+57Get this man laid. He truly lives, and he deserves it.
- krets, on 06/05/2009, -1/+45Pro tip:
Don't read the Digg comments before you read the article. - LaSepultura, on 06/05/2009, -0/+44Anyone else get to the end of the story and think... "Oh man, these stories are going to be a great read. I am not going to be bored at work today! Can't wait to see how he gets laid."
Then come here and comment a sad face. :-( - sh0rtbus, on 06/05/2009, -6/+48how on earth is that the greatest virginity story?
- onederboy, on 06/05/2009, -2/+44Has Down syndrome, goes to Vegas. Proves he lives a better life than I do, and is balls to the wall awesome.
Spoiler alert:
Doesn't get laid.
There you go. - nomadspartan, on 06/04/2009, -7/+48Great, I do hope it hits FP.
- KyotoWolf, on 06/05/2009, -1/+37like bags of sand...
- bigmarc27, on 06/05/2009, -3/+32There's no ending.
- CalebBlusummers, on 06/05/2009, -2/+30I thought it said "The Greatest Vigilante Story Ever Told"....took me til the third page before I released that it wasn't....
- ModernTenshi, on 06/05/2009, -1/+29I'm not sure why people are saying the article is misleading, it didn't really state that it was a virginity losing story.
I thought the article lived up to its title. - roomforpanic, on 06/05/2009, -2/+30Man, Otto IS Courage Wolf.
- inactive, on 06/05/2009, -2/+30"We're in bat country!"
"I'm a good driver"
[repeat] - bacchus1313, on 06/05/2009, -0/+27Secretly watching your mom in the shower doesn't count.
- ajrunner7, on 06/05/2009, -1/+25Agreed. I loved the story and Otto makes for an interesting adventure....but the title is awful..
- DomZy, on 06/05/2009, -7/+29Can someone summarise in a few lines? thanks
- mpn401, on 06/05/2009, -0/+22i'm hungry
- Shagmire, on 06/05/2009, -1/+23This story makes me want to take my cuz with downs to vegas
- LordPhoenyx, on 06/05/2009, -0/+21Not really
It's the Greatest Virginity story ever told.
Not the Greatest Virginity loss story Ever told - uknowwhoibe, on 06/05/2009, -0/+21Otto sounds like he would actually be a great wing-man!
- andyb747, on 06/05/2009, -1/+21its not..... but on planet xyclonex it's quite a tale.
- imragegrrr, on 06/05/2009, -0/+19'Bill and Otto's Excellent Adventure'
- joemofo214, on 06/05/2009, -1/+19We should take up a collection to send him to the bunny ranch in nevada.
- asnider, on 06/05/2009, -0/+16Can you imagine if he'd been wearing the Three Wolf Shirt? He'd have gotten laid for sure!
- NotRylock, on 06/05/2009, -3/+19As opposed to what? Sitting in his house for the rest of his life and rotting?
The two guys spent two nights in Vegas, if he was able to save enough to take himself and Bill on a vacation from their TV appearances and whatever the government gives them, good on him. It's not like they were extravagant, they had the same expenditures that any 21 year old in Vegas would have (and most 21 year olds are next to broke). - jotchie, on 06/05/2009, -0/+16I didn't like the part where he was a virgin.
- beachsouthpaw, on 06/05/2009, -0/+15This story is proof that what women look for in a guy isn't just a "sense of humor" and "confidence."
- iPood, on 06/05/2009, -1/+15"McLovin? Sounds like a sexy hamburger."
- XkenX87, on 06/05/2009, -0/+13...gets put on digg.
kinda like almost being there. - Rivfader, on 06/05/2009, -0/+13Dude should become an erotic food poetry writer.
- diggeratwork, on 06/05/2009, -3/+16What happens in vegas..
- elnerdo, on 06/05/2009, -4/+16<Hard ass>
We have such a double standard. On one hand, the whole point of the story is to treat Otto like a regular person, and on the other hand, Otto can get away with acting like a total douchebag and still be "awesome" because he's disabled.
Anyway, you don't see anything horribly wrong with using Otto's disability stipend from the British government to go spend time in Vegas?
</Hard ass> - Tanktunker, on 06/05/2009, -2/+14This is actually a pretty good read.
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