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- PiRATE7, on 11/06/2009, -0/+69Or the bar hookup for the average digger:
1) Going to a bar in a not so clean t-shirt
2) attempt to talk to a semi-good looking girl at the bar
3) get rejected by said semi-good looking girl
4) sit alone at the bar for the rest of the night drinking your sorrows away
5) go home to your small dirty apartment drunk
6) get on digg to check the homepage before you pass out - executex, on 11/06/2009, -1/+51You need a lot of XP to get to level 7... Is the grind worth the benefit?
- ZincSaucier, on 11/06/2009, -0/+38hair gel? ironed jeans? no thanks i kinda like getting laid by girls
- Truedirt, on 11/06/2009, -1/+28Level 8: a week later, there is a level four fire in your pants.
- BigBambino, on 11/06/2009, -7/+34This article lost credibility the moment they mentioned bathroom groping. That's movie BS, nobody in their right mind would take the passion into a bar bathroom.
The dude who wrote this article is a virgin or he just watched Old School and decided to blog about it. - infinitus64, on 11/06/2009, -1/+24you seem to know too much about the situation to not be an average digger.
- PiRATE7, on 11/06/2009, -1/+23yes, the rep grind is totally worth it, especially because you get a sweet epic mount in the end!
- diggapleeeze, on 11/06/2009, -1/+19sorry, it does happen.
- wonnk13, on 11/06/2009, -1/+19Why would you go from kissing at the bar to bathroom groping? maybe it's just me but i wouldn't bring my girl into any of the bathrooms i've been in. If your comfortable making out in public just grab hold right there.
- finger11, on 11/06/2009, -0/+15LOL? It's a common occurrence.
- yocouchdigga, on 11/06/2009, -1/+15I lol'd...
and died a little inside. - dronkmunk, on 11/06/2009, -0/+13Oh, too true.
- dumbum, on 11/06/2009, -1/+12http://www.stopsayingfail.com/
- XTomTomX, on 11/06/2009, -0/+11If you are ironing your jeans before going out you may have bigger problems.
- Krissam, on 11/06/2009, -0/+9Just wear the same outfit everytime you go out and you can say it's the same time and it was a pretty wild party.
- drenath, on 11/06/2009, -0/+7Depends how hot she is.
- unknamed, on 11/06/2009, -0/+7Obligatory "Cool story bro!"
- spacerobot, on 11/06/2009, -0/+7It's as if you know my life.
- sgvprelude, on 11/06/2009, -0/+7The secret is to get to level 6 and stay there
- hippykiller, on 11/06/2009, -0/+7Does my wife making out with another chick in the bathroom so the other chick could avoid her boyfriend count..?
- nuketrap, on 11/06/2009, -0/+6How do you know my life, have you been following me...
- Coling2k2, on 11/06/2009, -1/+7Erm, yea, it does happen, just not to you
- inactive, on 11/06/2009, -0/+6it was written by a chick you moron
- nuketrap, on 11/06/2009, -0/+5Yes, yes it does... Your wife sounds pretty awesome...
- diggapleeeze, on 11/06/2009, -0/+5maybe for you.
- 10lbhammer, on 11/06/2009, -0/+4I know! I can't believe I actually the whole thing!
- nemii, on 11/06/2009, -0/+3Anyone else see the link for vaginal delivery?
- hippykiller, on 11/06/2009, -0/+3You have no idea...
- endform, on 11/07/2009, -1/+4Another compelling article from douchebagemporium.com
- tastybbq, on 11/06/2009, -0/+3Dugg for realizing what you came up with was not quality material.
- alienufo, on 11/06/2009, -1/+4I read the title as the 7 levels of bra hook-up
- ellecoholic, on 11/06/2009, -0/+2Ah, I know, I hate technology, ***** you cell phones and facebook !
- Jackson0909, on 11/06/2009, -1/+3Not many people are comfortable making out in public. It just happens. When and if you realize what you are doing or you want to take it up a notch, you've got to move elsewhere.
When your drunk as ***** and horny as hell you're not think about how dirty the bathroom is. - sagegoku666, on 11/07/2009, -0/+2no ones making you read it, but yeah.
- jjintheuk, on 11/06/2009, -6/+7FAIL
- XTomTomX, on 11/10/2009, -0/+1You're right. Ironed Jeans are indeed the Bomb.
Looks great with a Sweater-Vest too, - Corinthos, on 11/07/2009, -0/+1Oh didn't see the top part with her pic and name.
- madcaps1980, on 11/06/2009, -0/+1Just to clear the air, I guess my wife and I are going to have to tell our kids that we were suppose to be a one night stand. However, we only did steps 1, 4, and 7, all of the other steps were pointless and a waste of time.
- inactive, on 11/06/2009, -0/+1I've never had that many levels to a bar hookup. Its always much simpler than that. Or maybe I just don't remember them all.
- Jackson0909, on 11/06/2009, -0/+1When they bring it up you just have to ask them how much fun they had beating off in front of a computer later that night.
- inactive, on 11/07/2009, -0/+1Why? Wrinkled jeans look *****.
- inactive, on 11/07/2009, -0/+1When you're drunk and horny you care about kissing in public ***** it's not 1930's or unless you're in Saudi Arabia.
- Corinthos, on 11/06/2009, -0/+1That was lame like it was written by a woman or something. It was rare if I ever did the whole weekend fling with someone from the bar unless it was me going to her place and she had a pool to spend the day in. That only happened once to me though. Usually it more like hook up again on future nights on last call but never exchange numbers. Or you get the one that likes to hang out next time she sees you in that bar and you try to pawn her off on a friend.
- asnider, on 11/18/2009, -0/+1I actually know a few people who've gone all the way to Level 7. I'm not sure if it's funny or sad.
- Procure, on 11/07/2009, -0/+1thats level -1
- bmiami69, on 11/07/2009, -0/+1good to better? or ok to better then to worse?
- explodingzebras, on 11/07/2009, -0/+1it WAS written by a chick
- sagegoku666, on 11/07/2009, -0/+1Ending of lvl 5 is WAY too close to home
- Hellicus, on 11/07/2009, -0/+1So true it hurts... :(
- inactive, on 11/07/2009, -0/+1Exactly it's better to have a tradition relationship unless all you won't is a bit of a touch and feel on the dance floor. Also hookers are good.
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