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- eastwood24, on 11/10/2009, -1/+74In the bible belt, you also get the 'Thank God'er' This is the person who will post their daily prayers, claim divine intervention for most mundane or easily explainable occurrences or inform others of God's general purposes.
I once replied 'Jebus loves me, this I know' to such a status update. Follow up reply 'oh, I think you misspelled Jesus. You need to fix that.' I gave up. - nouman1989, on 11/10/2009, -0/+52#14 . the one who LOLs at every comment/post no matter it's LOLworthy or not.
- TheBigBad, on 11/11/2009, -0/+52They forgot the quizmaster who does nothing but take quizzes such as "What type of car are you?" or "What type of fish would you be?"
Also, the gift giver. The person who does nothing but send virtual drinks, hugs, stuffed animals and flowers to everyone on their friend list.
I'd also like to add that the thing on facebook that consistently makes me laugh is when someone posts something such as "I wrecked my car on the way to work this morning and hurt my neck" and someone else gives it a thumbs up. Makes me chuckle every time. - diemunkiesdie, on 11/11/2009, -1/+4815. The guy who never checks his Facebook.
- eastwood24, on 11/10/2009, -1/+44LOL. So True! LOL
- Shmebber, on 11/11/2009, -2/+41We get it, Digg commenters. Some of you don't use Facebook. No need to act like you're the Messiah because of it.
- loconet, on 11/11/2009, -0/+38How about all the people who think they're too cool for facebook? So many of those above.
- pirategonzo, on 11/11/2009, -4/+38How about the guy that logs in once every six months and wonders why his friends share ***** like they do and logs off?
... that's me. - birdovichb, on 11/11/2009, -0/+32Where's The Gamer? And no, I don't want to help on your f*****g farm.
- lydiasky, on 11/10/2009, -1/+25Hahaha this is spot on!
- jediknight1234, on 11/10/2009, -0/+21G) The Two-facer
that's me - HotLeper, on 11/11/2009, -0/+14Even my normal friends seem like such doucebags on facebook.
- bettverboten, on 11/10/2009, -1/+14It is true..great post.
- shamanking911, on 11/11/2009, -0/+13where's the farmville-r? i know someone joined facebook to only play farmville and yoville and all that jazz
- canadabluesfan, on 11/11/2009, -0/+13n) Facebook Gangsta's who have status's like this:
"just had ayeee` lonq asz talk w/ mah` momma bout lifeee &nd some more shidd` . | `she qives thee BEST advise . | `from now on its ALL bout` mah family , qrades , Kellie , mah` $$$$$ , &nd mah` FUTURE . | `thee rest of yew mufckaaas DONT mean shidd` to meh . FLATOUT | `know wonder she`s ayeee `fCKinq colleqe counselor . | `she ALWAYS know thee` riteee thinqs too say . | `ilu momma . ♥ |"
(as much as I would like to say that is fake that is a direct cut and paste from a "friends" fb status today) - Boracho, on 11/10/2009, -0/+12Dugg for pointing out the "I am my kids" friends. Good list.
- Leminnes, on 11/11/2009, -1/+13What about the dude who only has a facebook because every single person he knows insists on it, despite his pleas otherwise, and eventually he creates one and only gets on it when he sees "BLAHBLAH has tagged you on a photo" in his email?
That's me. - therippa, on 11/11/2009, -0/+10I hate the person who puts inspirational things like "Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy." and three of their idiot friends gives them the thumbs up. These people aren't deep philosophers, typically they are receptionists with a hunky fireman calendar hanging in their cube.
- bushes, on 11/11/2009, -0/+9What you don't like hearing about how today's sermon really inspired them to do good deeds (when you know in real life that person is an ass) or how bible study sure is tough but worth it or that it really was in God's plan that your College Football team should win and prayin' is what made it happen.
- IxWin, on 11/11/2009, -0/+9What about the, ADD EVERY SINGLE ***** PERSON IN THE WORLD, facebooker. Some people who I don't know nor do I even wanna ***** know add me as a friend only because I have mutual friends with them or some *****. There are also the people who add you because you went to the same school with yet you never talked to them, yeah.... I have alot of those.
- jase08, on 11/11/2009, -0/+9The wannabe entrepreneur: The friend that only ever posts updates to plug their business that you would never be interested in.
- jd75, on 11/11/2009, -0/+8ah yes, the MySpace Refugee. i have one of those.
- time256, on 11/11/2009, -0/+8And those ***** who keep joining groups wanting a dislike button.
- Terwa, on 11/11/2009, -0/+816. The annoying ***** who constantly posts "DISLIKE" on statuses.
- Apex3, on 11/11/2009, -1/+8Where's the guy that uses and enjoys Facebook, but then goes on the internet to talk about how much they hate Facebook so people will think they're cool?
- vpshockwave, on 11/11/2009, -0/+7Oh wow. I didn't think about it but after reading your post, I have at least two people in my list who do this almost daily.
- Apex3, on 11/11/2009, -0/+7Luckily I don't have to deal with this much. But my cousin is one of those. Awkward because I'm the guy that posts a bunch of drunk pictures and swears a lot.
- thelostviking22, on 11/11/2009, -2/+8We can just call them the "too cool for school" crowd.
- glasszach, on 11/11/2009, -2/+8The People who deleted their Facebook account because they hated it.
- firebhaal, on 11/11/2009, -0/+5Finally a "types of people" list where the writer doesn't sound like a bitter loser.
- HotLeper, on 11/11/2009, -0/+5LMAO
- NOZZLeS, on 11/11/2009, -0/+5Shoot, I'm only on Facebook because I'm addicted to Mafia Wars...
- inactive, on 11/11/2009, -0/+413 reasons why the "hide this person" feature is so useful.
- Lith25, on 11/11/2009, -0/+4I hate these people the most. I sometimes want to comment and get into a large debate, but then I realize it's pointless and just block their updates.
- custangro, on 11/11/2009, -0/+4I "like" everything...no matter how mundane
- dhughes, on 11/11/2009, -0/+4 The entire Internet seems to do that to people.
- djrbx, on 11/11/2009, -0/+4I have to admit, cause of Digg, I'm B
- replaysMike, on 11/11/2009, -2/+5The kind that doesn't use Facebook.
- kirra27, on 11/11/2009, -0/+3How about the people who put crap like: "Facebook Experiment: Ok...so will everyone leave ONE WORD that you think best describes me. Then post this same experiment on your status and see what response you get. It will be fun!"
Then of course there is also those that MUST PUT THEIR ENTIRE STATUS IN CAPS! That's probably the most annoying one for me personally. - jackiecachet, on 11/11/2009, -0/+3i've never been poked on facebook. not once. i'm really happy about that.
- ThePeacemaker02, on 11/11/2009, -0/+3Where's the facebook stalker. I guess scout would be more polite.
- slandon99, on 11/12/2009, -0/+3#15. the one who posts nothing but song lyrics as status updates
- vittoriohg, on 11/11/2009, -0/+2the people who only post lyrics from songs. Its not cool or original. its about as gay as a velvet rectum
- GauteHauk, on 11/11/2009, -0/+2I get tired of having to clean out the requests and having to hide comments from some people because the overposters eat my wall and that's all I get to see. :/
- ChaotikBlu, on 11/11/2009, -1/+3N) Only logs in to confirm friend requests.
- roomaustin, on 11/11/2009, -2/+4How this article is not on cracked.com is beyond me.
- jd75, on 11/11/2009, -0/+2Good one! These people turn me into a Two Face. Many, many high school acquaintances have become invisible to me after turning my Facebook feed into Christmas Eve mass on random Wednesday evenings.
- cryinlion85, on 11/11/2009, -0/+2we heard you the first time, bra
- mailboxing, on 11/11/2009, -1/+369) The guy that goes on Facebook just to look at female highschool and college classmate pictures while thinking how stupid these girls are for posting pictures of themselves half naked and kissing each other at a frat party that you wish you had gone to if you weren't such a loser. But it wouldn't matter anyway as these girls wouldn't even talk to you if you did go to the party. In fact, the only reason they friended you was because they didn't want to look like a jerk, but deep down they resent that you ever tried to befriend them. Now they're thinking "omg this ugly loser is going to jerk off to my revealing pictures and stalk me online." But she doesn't care because she likes the attention.
In short, I think girls do know that most men use Facebook just to look at slutty pictures of them and embraces it. - swantamer, on 11/11/2009, -0/+2Before I skimmed this article I always thought that facebook was mainly for losers . . . I can't think of a a nice way to end this sentence.
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