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- inactive, on 11/06/2008, -4/+76ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS BONER BONER BONER BONER.
- cyrusuncc, on 11/06/2008, -1/+73"Nice legs, when do they open?"
- Egress99, on 11/06/2008, -1/+6112. Tell her she reminds you of your mother...whilst rubbing your crotch.
- WestDC, on 11/06/2008, -2/+54So... you come here often?
- Hetman, on 11/06/2008, -1/+51Robotic vioce "Please sit on my face."
- inactive, on 11/06/2008, -1/+47My love for you is like diarrhea
I just can't hold it in - sjbdallas, on 11/06/2008, -0/+46#11 - By her ears.
- iDiggYa, on 11/06/2008, -3/+48What's a girl?
- Brododium, on 11/06/2008, -1/+42As if being 25 is like being 40, she's over-reacting.
- Recidivus, on 11/06/2008, -0/+41"Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?"
- DrLeePhD, on 11/06/2008, -3/+40like I need help NOT picking people up. Thanks Digg!
- andyb747, on 11/06/2008, -4/+39Hey girl.... Maybe in your ideal world instead of guys at bars hitting on you they should walk up to you with their bank statement on their forehead and see if you nod in approval. Would that be a good way to pick you up at a "bar" skank?
- inactive, on 11/06/2008, -0/+34wow, wonder why I have been single all my life....
- FishHammer, on 11/06/2008, -5/+39This girl seems to really be flattering herself with this list. As if she got hit on ALL the time for being such a gorgeous supermodel that visits bars to bless the peons with her presence. Buried.
- inactive, on 11/06/2008, -0/+28you should fight her.
- MalarkeyPN, on 11/06/2008, -0/+28How come #5 "The Ironic Pick Up Line" doesn't actually contain an example of an ironic pick up line? Now that's just lazy.
- apr35, on 11/06/2008, -5/+31Seriously, bitches are ***** awful. What do they expect? Jesus, at least dudes are trying to break the ice. What do you expect whilst chilling at a bar, a written application?
What a bitch. - stk198323, on 11/06/2008, -4/+29I also wonder why the women who wrote it is still single and no one look's at her anymore!
For christ sake, it was midly interesting at first but then at the end she was just a bitch! Of course a/s/l alone isn't cutting it, especially not in real life, but it's not either a sign that the other person is just a complete moron! The same applies for the vague social networking message... are they supposed to write you a 15 page poem or what?
The article makes me think she's just a stupid whining brat with a superiority complex! She might filter out a lot of stupid person this way but probably also a lot of good ones! And just for her information: every damn ***** girl likes something different! My girlfriend of now liked shy and respectful man, the first approach of sending a drink would probably had made a lot of effect on her since it's a nice gift and it's not an IN YOUR FACE approach. I hate ''hot girls'' thinking they know what every woman around thinks! - TheBuz, on 11/06/2008, -2/+27I disagree with the cheesy pick up line/ being funny. Being funny is the best way to a ladies heart. I look like a ***** hobbit, but cracking jokes and being goofy has gotten me laid more times than I can count.
Also,
ASS ASS ASS ASS BONER BONER BONER - hasslinthehoff, on 11/06/2008, -0/+24So many blogs, so little content... sigh.
- llamarama7, on 11/06/2008, -1/+22#1 really? Who faxes?
- chuckDontSurf, on 11/06/2008, -0/+19The word 'boner' is funny.
- Barackalypse, on 11/06/2008, -0/+19I've going to say lifting with your back is the least effective way, it certainly results in the most chance for injury, I prefer to go with the wounded soldier carry and lift with my knees.
- guitarike, on 11/06/2008, -5/+2211. be sipping zima / mikes hard lemonade / smirnoff ice
- Narcism, on 11/06/2008, -0/+17I only remember that one when it's too late.
- tmslak, on 11/06/2008, -1/+18...this list makes me sad...but also explains a lot of things...
- yournightmare, on 11/06/2008, -0/+16What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
- s4g4n, on 11/06/2008, -1/+17#12 find the clitoris
- Nidy1, on 11/06/2008, -2/+17a/s/l?
- roctimo, on 11/06/2008, -1/+15And yet if a guy gets attacked by a girl on the dance floor, it's awesome.
As long as she's attractive.
And not a man dressed as a woman.
Unless he pulls it off really well.
I'm gonna stop now. - Mavital, on 11/06/2008, -2/+16This article is wrong on so many levels.
#10 Don't buy a girl a mystery shot
Partially correct: Buying a girl a drink is a great ice breaker, but you need to let the bartender or waitress serve the drink so she knows its safe. Don't approach immediately, wait for a smile or some other language to know she is interested before approaching.
#9 Don't compliment a girl on her hotness, funniness, success, ect..
Almost completely incorrect: Girls like compliments. You can certainly over do it, and most would argue the better approach is to poke fun instead. However, there is nothing wrong with saying "Hey you have a nice smile". I wouldn't recommend it as an ice breaker though, you'll come off corny.
#8 Surprise from behind dance floor ass-grind
Completely Correct: All girls are turned off by this. Dancing is a turn on though, so do it from the front and make sure she knows your coming (and smiles or gives some sort of approving body language) before doing it.
#7 The Spokeman
Completely Incorrect: We all have that friend who is amazing at starting small talk. If you suck at it, no shame in having a friend go fishing. The trick is to not be even facing that direction. If the girl sees a few guys in the distance watching, she'll know whats up. Author is completely correct though that the girl will probably be interested in your buddy -- all girls like a funny or witty guy.
#6 Stereo as penis meaphor
Completely correct: Your sound system is not going to get you girls. Period.
#5 Cheesy pickup line
Mostly incorrect: A cheesy pickup line rarely works, but it can. Some guys like doing it. If you are just shooting for a 1 out of 20 success rate, whatever, do it.
#4 Unsolicited physical contact
Mostly incorrect: Author is correct that touching the thigh, lower back, or ass is usually a bad idea... but a touch to the shoulder while your talking to her shows your interested. If she starts touching back, you know shes into you.
#3 Vague Social Networking Message
Completely correct: You cannot pickup girls on myspace or facebook. Unless you want to visit a clinic after messing around with her.
#2 A/S/L?
Completely correct: Regardless if this is correct, why are you picking up girls in a chat room to begin with?
#1 Cat-calling
Completely correct: Hooting and hollering won't pick you up anything but a hooker.
My two cents. - deadasdisco, on 11/06/2008, -0/+14i usually just get completely ***** and fall on top of them, and then they have no choice.
- DirtyVicar, on 11/06/2008, -0/+14"May I put my penis into your vagina?"
(a gentleman is always polite) - KarateMedia, on 11/06/2008, -0/+14"Is there a penis on my clitoris!? There is a penis on my clitoris! WTF?"
- DiggRage, on 11/06/2008, -1/+14It's more likely thank you think!
- 6shot, on 11/06/2008, -4/+16what a horribly unfunny list.
- Balath, on 11/06/2008, -0/+12I ask myself that question more times a day then I care to admit.
- inactive, on 11/06/2008, -0/+12Bitches don't know about my social martyrdom
- Scira, on 11/06/2008, -1/+13Maybe you are not funny, maybe they just like LotR
- WarMachineWCLH, on 11/06/2008, -1/+12The lest effective way is to not try at all.
- kisforkat, on 11/06/2008, -0/+11I'll fight her.
- llamarama7, on 11/06/2008, -0/+10As I'm turning 26 on Sunday, I'll agree.
- sofunnyithurts, on 11/06/2008, -0/+10is there a penis on my left butt cheek???
- Coffeedemon, on 11/06/2008, -2/+12Or lacking enough self-confidence to drink what you want... I hear thats a turn-off too.
- GREEDOnvrFIRED, on 11/06/2008, -0/+10In my 18 years as a bartender it has become clear to me that the "Least Effective Way to Pick Up a Girl" is to look at her and tell her to smile.
- inactive, on 11/06/2008, -0/+9buried for taking it directly from the article's "comments" section.
- dajuggernaut, on 11/06/2008, -4/+13i have no idea, im a digg user
- inactive, on 11/06/2008, -1/+10Granted that the other person seems very interested and is flirting....if some dude came up to me and I chatted with him for a few mins, with no real interest, then he started touching my leg or shoulder, I'd slap him or tell him to get the ***** away. Waiting for the right social cue is important.
- Diotima, on 11/06/2008, -3/+12As a female I find the list to be relatively inadequate AND completely useless to any men with half a brain. Yes, having a penis suddenly rub against you is not an effective way to actually 'get some' - that should be apparent. If any guy reads this and has an epiphany of "wow - that's me" then they must be socially retarded to not have figured it out that THAT's the reason they never get laid.
- MrFurious2k, on 11/06/2008, -0/+9I tried that once. She got pregnant and we got married. Never really got to try it again.
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