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- darkchild82, on 09/08/2008, -6/+667Apologies to all those who thought this was a 'The Onion' article.
- inactive, on 09/08/2008, -4/+462wow, talk about takin one for the team
- andyb747, on 09/08/2008, -8/+248"come back with my bikie mates"
-Dugg - inactive, on 09/08/2008, -6/+218Now thats what I call a sticky situation.
- lotar732, on 09/08/2008, -0/+209Christ... this makes me rethink the bachelor party I am planning for my friend next month. I'm all for being the best man, but I'm not taking a vibrator for him.
- inactive, on 09/08/2008, -2/+182Later that night the best man also had to eat the cracker.
- johnwesley, on 09/08/2008, -6/+159Surprised the guy is willing to prosecute...
- inactive, on 09/08/2008, -5/+157Didnt I see that on a Law And Order SVU episode?
- veriix, on 09/08/2008, -2/+152So in your scenario you'd have your clothes on, standing off of the stage with a dead stripper on the ground?
- TrevorBelmont, on 09/08/2008, -5/+150I am, by all relevant observations, a gentleman. As far as women are concerned, my personal code is similar to what the medieval knights called chivalry. However, if a stripper found a way to penetrate me with a plastic dong in front of a crowd of my friends, that lady is gonna catch a beating.
- Smokeydabear, on 09/08/2008, -0/+143So she basically tried to ***** the poor dude with a strap-on dildo, and when he resisted began to box him. I wonder if they tipped her.
- Scrappy1850, on 09/08/2008, -1/+139if by "some people" you mean scrappy1850, then yes.
- pintomp3, on 09/08/2008, -0/+130the stripper is in deep *****.
- RudeTurnip, on 09/08/2008, -3/+128This is why my bachelor party is going to be an arts and crafts class at Michael's.
- morphinapg, on 09/08/2008, -1/+126Surprise butt secks!
- marcc16, on 09/08/2008, -6/+123what what? in the butt
- l034me, on 09/08/2008, -2/+113That stripper sounds like a pain in the ass!
- isleepyx3, on 09/08/2008, -2/+112Shoving a dildo up the ass without lube for the first time will result in a bloody ***** anus. And it's ***** rape because she penetrated him without his permission. It doesn't matter that he was on all fours with his pants down. What if a stripper was down on all fours giving a show and some guy just decided to ***** her in front of 30 men? Is that not rape cuz she put herself in that situation?
- glutamate, on 09/08/2008, -11/+116Me in his situation:
1) I wouldn't have obliged to get naked.
2) I wouldn't have obliged to get naked on stage.
3) I wouldn't have obliged to get on all fours.
4) I'd have ***** murdered the bitch.
Oh, and I wouldn't hit it. - omega6, on 09/08/2008, -0/+104I dunno why he had to be so anal about the whole thing...
- scarwars, on 09/08/2008, -5/+107That's no stripper.. that's Mariah Carey
wait. - jshooter1377, on 09/08/2008, -14/+114Some people would pay extra for this. Why the complaints?
- diggerpleez, on 09/08/2008, -0/+99Well it's not like it was some secret rape in a back room that no one saw and could possibly embarrass him if it became public... 30 people saw him get poked in the pooper with a vibrator and jump up screaming "Why did you do that for ... you didn't have to do that"
- fluxion, on 09/08/2008, -5/+102pay extra to get anally raped by a vibrator?
- inactive, on 09/08/2008, -2/+90what, one where you're getting ***** with a strap on?
- darkchild82, on 09/08/2008, -28/+114Wow, my 100th front page submission. I've been on Digg since 2005 but I never bothered to submit actively until October 2007... and I *never* knew I'd get this far.
Thanks to everyone who has Dugg my submissions. I love this site, the community and I've met a lot interesting people here. Now, only 2749* front page stories to go to beat MrBabyMan!
*as of this posting - soniyashrma, on 09/08/2008, -6/+91A best man, allegedly raped by a stripper with a sex toy,
- TheUngod, on 09/08/2008, -1/+86On the bright side, after having something stuck in your ass, everything else seems great in comparison.
"Hello, this is the power company, we're going to have to shut off your power"
"whoa whoa whoa.... you're not sticking anything up my ass are you??"
"no sir"
"oh, well that's ok then."
(stolen from Mitch Fatel) - BoneheadFarker, on 09/08/2008, -3/+85TMI dude...TMI...
- pirlok, on 09/08/2008, -2/+84I feel sorry for him. Poor man...
- jorisb, on 09/08/2008, -1/+81He took it hard
- krets, on 09/08/2008, -0/+79She's going to be up to her ass in legal fees.
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...............................................................| - Kronos6948, on 09/08/2008, -3/+80Umm...hello...keep your pants on and she can't get the dildo in your ass. Unless it's a razor dildo.
- muleskinner, on 09/08/2008, -0/+72I just envisioned a knight repeatedly punching a stripper in the face at a bachelor party and now I'm sitting here laughing almost to tears.
- inactive, on 09/08/2008, -6/+73they did it for the lulz
- Ukonu, on 09/08/2008, -3/+69You enjoy strippers anally penetrating you with vibrators?
- zip000, on 09/08/2008, -1/+66Maybe it's just that I'm an American, but "Bikie" doesn't sound nearly as scary or intimidating as "Biker."
You don't mess with a "biker gang."
You take a "bikie gang" out for ice cream. - Mawds, on 09/08/2008, -0/+61I've been here since 2006 and I've submitted a big fat 0.
It's going good so far. - 5xSTUN, on 09/08/2008, -0/+61What a h-anus crime!
- oderdigg, on 09/08/2008, -9/+66You really don't need to be from Australia to get it.
Bikie = Biker, Mates - Friends..
Biker Friends. Wow, I'm Australian!! - dafragsta, on 09/08/2008, -3/+58"Seriously the guy must have had some other problems up there in his bum. You aren't just gonna start bleeding from a dildo in your ass."
Wait. Is that coming from experience? - whahaa, on 09/08/2008, -1/+54hopefully he'll get an ass-load of a settlement.
- alexforcefive, on 09/08/2008, -3/+56dude, who doesn't?
- mickstephenson, on 09/08/2008, -3/+54Don't knock it 'til you tried it.
- happystatic, on 09/08/2008, -0/+48i guess you prefer the real thing?
8======> - jer21, on 09/08/2008, -0/+46"butt secks for him"
- LuckyASN, on 09/08/2008, -0/+45Extra points if you use the plastic dong.
- inactive, on 09/08/2008, -0/+45Just grab a script and start exploiting - that's the only way you'll ever beat MBM at submissions.
- mille716, on 09/08/2008, -0/+44Not nearly as funny as this line:
"'Why did you do that for ... you didn't have to do that,'" he said the man yelled. -
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