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- QuorumCall, on 11/06/2007, -1/+109A perfect example of a place where people need to just lighten up.
Your life-vest is FABULOUS!! - SineCurve, on 10/31/2007, -1/+97"Insert a quarter for every minute of oxygen." Instant classic :)
- Retuow, on 10/29/2007, -0/+83That is awesome, I think this message even sticks more than the usual human-robots explaining it :)
- Nougat, on 10/31/2007, -1/+81This is the perfect way to get people to actually listen to the safety announcement, which contains a lot of information they might want to know if the plane has to ditch.
- BlackSheep720, on 10/29/2007, -1/+78i swear i had this guy on one of my flights. a quote:
"please remain in your seat until captain kangaroo brings the aircraft to a screeching halt." - redcard, on 11/02/2007, -0/+74My favorite was a flight from here to Midway, which was great fun. After we came in to the death approach that is Midway, we pretty much wiped the plane out on the runway with a landing that was , on a "roughness" scale of one to ten, somewhere between 805 and 912.. the flight attendant came on and said..
"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Chicago's Midway Airport. The local time is 8:00PM, and the weather is, as you no doubt aware, cloudy. The landing we just did was pretty rough, so I'll ask you to take a few minutes while we get to the gate to thank whatever deity you have. Those of you on the left side of the plane, when we turn towards the gate, please look out your window to make sure your luggage or parts of this plane are not scattered on the runway. I'd like to say on behalf of the captain, who got a great thrill out of scaring everyone like this, thank you for flying SouthWest airlines. We hope you remember the calm, leisurely first hour of this flight and forget the last 30 seconds of terror, and hope you enjoy your stay in Chicago or wherever we , or whatever airline you switch to in fear after you get off the plane, takes you to your final destination." - aliengoods, on 10/29/2007, -2/+55Or if you....you know......HAVE A ***** SENSE OF HUMOR
- tungsai, on 10/29/2007, -1/+49I FLEW WITH THIS GUY!!! Or, at least, somebody who was also cracking jokes. He was funnier when I flew, REALLY funny. We wished we'd taped him then! He made other funny jokes, such as, "Those of you traveling with children... I'm So Sorry!" It was april 1st as well, so maybe he felt like he could crack more jokes.
Southwest Rules - JackDoyle, on 10/29/2007, -1/+45What gave it away, the wing of the plane?
- thailand1972, on 10/29/2007, -0/+382 minutes in the life of a plane wing.
- bossm4n, on 11/02/2007, -1/+34Southwest Airlines has been doing that for as long as I can remember, although not on every flight. It's certainly more enjoyable than the boring mindless dribble you get on every other flight.
- durandal79, on 11/02/2007, -1/+33must have been southwest - their flight attendants always try to be silly.
- jonnyeh, on 10/30/2007, -0/+28What about between the legs?
- mattatastic, on 10/30/2007, -0/+25On my last Southwest flight, as two flight attendants where walking the aisle making sure the overhead compartments were shut, the speaking flight attendant said "We love showing off our armpits here at Southwest. Hope you wore deodorant girls!"
Halfway through the flight when everyone was asleep, she donged the bell really loudly a few times and said "stop drooling on yourselves everyone, its drink time!"
When we landed, she announced that "we have a 90 year old gentleman on board, and today was his first time flying, so on our way out we should be sure to tell the him (he's the pilot) "Congratulations!"
Everyone cracked up the whole flight. Everytime I fly Southwest I hope for one of the nutty crews. - JackDoyle, on 10/29/2007, -0/+23This is true. I typically don't listen, because I'm on flights all the time. I do listen when they are funny about it, though.
- ratbastid, on 10/30/2007, -0/+21I flew Southwest with one of those standup-comedian crews one time. It was back in 2002 when the airlines were suffering, long before the New Cruelty school of airline service, and only discount carriers like Southwest were keeping their heads above water.
As we landed, the head attendant announced, "Those of you on the right hand side of the aircraft, please look out and see that American Airlines flight. Everybody, please wave at them, let's show them what it looks like to bring a full 747 into LAX." - JerodSlay, on 10/28/2007, -0/+20I love Southwest. "If you're flying with a child, or someone who acts like a child, please assist them after you get your mask on"
- tommyredcoat, on 10/29/2007, -1/+19He kinda sounds like Robin Williams.
- zyl0x, on 10/29/2007, -1/+15They need to make it interesting; they say the same things over and over again.
- alperea, on 10/29/2007, -1/+15bing bong!
- Tiak, on 10/29/2007, -0/+13At very least it makes you pay attention... It's the best reason to fly with them (I remember a flight attendant a while back who was singing to us.. It was awesome.
- lordspidey, on 10/29/2007, -0/+13amazing hilarious
i wish the flight attendants working at air canada werent so damn professional my dad tried to pull that off on a couple flights and he got smited for it :( - murf43143, on 10/28/2007, -3/+15Or not a dumbass. =)
- JackDoyle, on 10/31/2007, -0/+11I travel a lot. Flying sucks these days. I have, however, had a few flights with humorous attendants like this and it does help. They are funny, and also realize how ***** it is to fly these days.
- Tredici, on 10/29/2007, -1/+11I've had a better blowjob before but I'll still pay the hooker her dues.
- sittered, on 10/29/2007, -2/+12Alright, you're straight. We get it.
- cawpin, on 10/28/2007, -0/+9This sounds like a typical Southwest Airlines flight to me. The winglet on the plane has SW colors.
- inactive, on 10/29/2007, -0/+9Dude! I had the same flight attendant going from AUS to HOU Sept 29th. And I've read a few comments from other people and yeah, he was funnier on my flight as well (he was still funny in this flight). What is so cool is that he's original , I mean NONE of the lines he used in this vid do I remember from my flight. When he got to the part about the oxygen masks, he paused..."Luke, I am your Father" and totally kept going in that voice. Then when he was speaking about having children aboard, he again paused brilliantly..."Why?" pause, and then continued
This guy is awesome, fly Southwest sometime and you may be in for a surprise. - malec, on 10/28/2007, -0/+9It sure would make their suck ass service a little more enjoyable
- omnisync, on 10/27/2007, -1/+9When you're sleep walking using your radar, still a bit drunk from yesterday (or today) because you got up at 3am to catch the first flight of the day and you just had all your bags emptied by security... that kind of humor is welcome.
- greenlight2001, on 10/26/2007, -0/+6Thats not what he said.
- cramd, on 10/29/2007, -0/+6good day sir.. Stop that!
- TyR88, on 10/29/2007, -1/+7Yes
- mdmoya, on 10/28/2007, -0/+6The one I heard on my last flight was "If you're flying with a child, or a husband, put your mask on first before helping them with theirs."
- tungsai, on 10/28/2007, -4/+10***** the ***** off.
- tacojohn48, on 10/28/2007, -3/+9Don't give them any ideals.
- hmphargh, on 10/28/2007, -2/+7I was on a flight with him. Pretty amusing for the first leg, pretty annoying for the second leg
- mcprogrammer, on 10/28/2007, -0/+5It's because if you don't get the mask on yourself before you pass out, you can't help yourself or the person with you.
- HuFlungPu, on 10/28/2007, -0/+5Your life must suck
- gropo, on 10/26/2007, -0/+4Well, of course not. Don' be Rideeculous!
- Aroundtown27, on 10/28/2007, -0/+3Ummm you know you can just hit print screen and it does the same thing but better right?
- gropo, on 10/27/2007, -3/+6He kinda sounds like a gay Balki Bartokomous. Wait, is that redundant?
- Erik1, on 10/29/2007, -0/+3Paradise.
- mzkply, on 10/28/2007, -0/+3Because you may both die if you don't put yours on first and you fail to get it on your kid's cause you're freaked out about the fact that you don't have yours on :P
- SirBryce, on 10/27/2007, -0/+3Not vocally, but definitely in delivery.
- afdlips, on 10/29/2007, -0/+3I had a flight attendant on a frontier flight that would engage all of the passengers in games such as "who has the oldest coin in their pocket" and the winner would get a free "adult beverage". They told stories the whole flight over the intercom and it didn't seem to bother anyone because it was pretty funny.
- skankyBacon, on 10/27/2007, -0/+3Are you having a laugh? Is he having a laugh?
Extras references aside...you do realize you can do both things at the same time, right? - webj, on 10/28/2007, -0/+2That is awesome. Most flights I've been on recently just show a lame video. Nice change o' pace.
- Rsulliv1, on 10/27/2007, -0/+2Agree, they're better in every possible way (in relation to the passenger).
- teamwaffle, on 10/28/2007, -0/+2Reminds me of Delta's Song airline when they were still around. Only problem there is that they sung the instructions (Ha! Song Airlines, sing the instructions). It was REALLY annoying. Airtran sometimes does this too, and it's actually usually pretty amusing. I guess when the airline forces the attendants to be creative it seems almost forced (Song), but when they do it on their own, it's usually really good like this one.
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