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- bixby1, on 04/08/2009, -3/+94Inmate - "What are you in here for?"
Pedophile - "I posed as a 12 year old boy, I have really youthful skin so I pulled it off - wait, I mean assault and battery. I'm really tough."
(too late) - darkened, on 04/08/2009, -2/+82... 70 years? Most murderers get less prison time...
- JamesBondJr, on 04/08/2009, -2/+48Some people will do anything to look 19 years younger...
Now we won't have to hear about him till he's 101.5 years old - inactive, on 04/08/2009, -1/+43Andy Milonakis is really 33 years old.
- badqat, on 04/08/2009, -3/+38Oh, I have a feeling his youthful appearance (not to mention his criminal activities) will make him quite "popular" in the pokey...hint, hint...wink, wink...nudge, nudge.
- inactive, on 04/08/2009, -1/+35Today I raped a kid, but it turned out he was actually 31. FML
- diggdiggerid, on 04/08/2009, -0/+33^^ No it isnt. He didn't abuse any child. Potentially it could have been worse but it was not. You cant charge someone with murder of the President just because they have an illegal handgun. They should charge him for what he did--impersonate a child--not what he (likely) might have done in the future
- calebhawk, on 04/08/2009, -0/+32when he says he's 82.5 though, DO NOT LISTEN!
- bwa236, on 04/08/2009, -1/+32agreed, i think that's a little excessive
- ThermiteTerrace, on 04/08/2009, -1/+26The funniest part about this is that some pedophiles took him in thinking they were molesting a child when in reality they were having sex with a 31-year-old man.
- ScrewedThePooch, on 04/08/2009, -2/+21BUTTPHUCKED!
- Jabrams2, on 04/08/2009, -1/+20Good thing for the 1/2 year tacked on. If it were just 70, I'd say the sentence would be a little light.
- calebhawk, on 04/08/2009, -0/+18Wonder if he knows Jerri Blank?
- AmericanGunner, on 04/08/2009, -1/+18you mean sex?
- exxon, on 04/08/2009, -1/+16this punishment is out of proportion what will they give a real rapist or a murderer or a corrupt judge
- holyskeleton, on 04/08/2009, -1/+14I just saved 15 comments space by burying you
- BobSutan, on 04/08/2009, -0/+1370 years for what exactly? Dressing up as a kid? Defrauding a couple school districts? Seems a bit excessive. And yes, I read the article and saw what he pleaded guilty to. Even with that the 70 years seems excessive. Sounds to me like the judge threw the book at him not for the crimes, but because of how he felt about the guy.
- Meltz014, on 04/08/2009, -1/+14Where is pedobear?
- nambio, on 04/08/2009, -16/+29So why exactly was he sentenced to 70 years? For pretending to be a 12 year old? For being in possession of child porn? They didn't find evidence of abuse. No matter how despicable, neither of those things justify what is essentially a life sentence.
- nikki2300dk, on 04/08/2009, -11/+22There were 28 charges against him... it adds up. Would you rather wait until he's busted for raping kids? He'll be a pedofile for life, so should be in prison for life.
- inactive, on 04/08/2009, -1/+10Politically ambitious prosecutors and judges have made the registration of a great many sex offenders something of a joke but in this case its spot on.
The label Sex Offender should be reserved for rapists, fixated pedophiles (like this clown) and sexual sadists. Period.
There are too many people on the sex offender registry that are there because they were seen taking a wiz, caught crusing, were 18 and their girlfriend was 16 and other "crimes" which harmed no one. - inactive, on 04/08/2009, -0/+9He ***** looks 35.
- Sublex, on 04/08/2009, -5/+14Justice system is flawed.
What's new? - StickyBits, on 04/08/2009, -0/+9I felt the exact same way so I researched deeper into it. They found 600+ pictures and videos of child porn, and there were videos of HIM having sex with a "10 to 13 year old" in a motel. Enough said. They didn't include this in the article, which is a ***** omission
- melonhedd, on 04/08/2009, -0/+9Exactly.
- shadowspawn, on 04/08/2009, -0/+8A couple took him to AZ to have sex with him, thinking he was 12? Interesting angle.
- Grym11, on 04/08/2009, -0/+8Apparently, the only reason they caught this guy is because the principal and teachers thought they were dealing with a child abduction case after noticing that his birth certificate looked forged. Creepy...
Now, here's the thing I don't understand. I'm 25 years old and, maybe I'm just not a good actor, but I could NEVER pull off acting like a 12 year old for 8 hours straight--particularly enough to convince OTHER 12 year-olds or teachers. This guy must be a frigging master of disguise to pull that off for two years straight. - Frozo, on 04/08/2009, -0/+8I bet he's kicking himself for not trying for 13.
- AmyVernon, on 04/08/2009, -1/+9Most of the charges against him were for child pornography found in his home. He was a sex offender posing as a 12-year-old in a school and was found out after only one day, so they didn't find any victims of sexual abuse in the school. Most sex offenders aren't allowed to be around young children as a condition of their release. So his posing as a 12-year-old violated that condition.
- eanbowman, on 04/08/2009, -0/+8He continued to pose as a 12 year old when other pedophiles took him in. I have a feeling he won't mind. :P
- dazparkour, on 04/08/2009, -0/+7Your argument should be that murderers are not punished enough.
- kayleeking, on 04/08/2009, -0/+7YIKES
- phrenzy, on 04/08/2009, -0/+7Somebody should just change the story icon to pedobear and be done with it.
- nikki2300dk, on 04/08/2009, -0/+6@PowderedToasty
But, being heterosexual, you probably pose a danger of having sex with a woman at some point in your life. The thing is... when it comes to adults have sex with children sex = rape. - nbcaffeine, on 04/08/2009, -0/+6Lando Griffin
...No relation - inactive, on 04/08/2009, -0/+6I'm not talking about people who are into S&M. I'm talking about true blue sexual sadist who grab people off the street and torture and murder them. It's a disorder that some develop where they literally get off on murder. Google "sexual sadistic homicide"- it's a real puke fest. Common in serial killers.
- dsfjvhbd, on 04/08/2009, -0/+6Why sadists? They can and do form proper consensual relationships.
The label "sex offender" should be abolished and replaced with specific terms wherever it shows up in the law. - ahhell, on 04/08/2009, -0/+6Silly rabbit, dicks are for kids.
- inactive, on 04/08/2009, -2/+8What absolute brain-dead idiot thought that Deliverence looking guy was 12? WTF
- mickstephenson, on 04/08/2009, -1/+7There is only 1 case where posing as a child and attending a school is acceptable and that is if you are trying to put an end to a toad licking epidemic, and there is spontaneous song and dance,
- jakobmakob, on 04/08/2009, -0/+6Look it up. It'll blow your mind.
- inactive, on 04/08/2009, -1/+6Actually, impersonating a police officer is a felony in most states, a misdemeanor in the rest, so in fact yes, yes you would get in trouble.
- homer4199, on 04/08/2009, -0/+5Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
- dvazgird, on 04/08/2009, -0/+5The entire thing is comical... a 31 year old disguised as a 12 year old? Kind of reminds me of a Trix commercial.
- cougar3429, on 04/08/2009, -1/+6castration, death, and a forced marriage to Hillary Clinton.
(in that order) - blacklilyninja, on 04/08/2009, -0/+5the fact that they thought he was a runaway instead of a 31 yr old boggles me.
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………………………………………………………’’~-‘’_ , , ,,’,_/--‘ - terminal157, on 04/08/2009, -0/+4I just want to go on record as saying this surprisingly common attitude that molestation is literally worse than murder and that molestation victims would've been better of if they had been killed is RETARDED and INSANE.
- pintocat, on 04/08/2009, -0/+4He doesn't look 12. He might be able to pull off 17 to 19 or something.
What moron was fooled by him? Did he use a falsetto voice? It just boggles my mind... -
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