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- AmyVernon, on 12/26/2008, -3/+132Who names their daughter Virgin Mary?
- retrac1325, on 12/26/2008, -1/+80What happens when Virgin Mary is no longer a Virgin?
- Natnie, on 12/26/2008, -1/+66My favourite part: "A few days ago we had decided to name my son after a professional soccer player, but thanks to a happy coincidence this is how things ended up."
- alapoet, on 12/27/2008, -0/+62That ship done left the dock, homie. She had a kid.
- jrattner1, on 12/27/2008, -0/+48This sounds like a plot from South Park
- grinsy, on 12/27/2008, -0/+39In a tragic twist, three wise men trying to get to the Peruvian nativity were gunned down by Columbian drug lords.
- homercles337, on 12/27/2008, -0/+37Wasnt Peru where that 5 year old girl gave birth too?
Edit: Yep...
http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp - iEATcatFOOD, on 12/27/2008, -2/+38Wait, how is babby formed?
...How is babby formed?
How girl get pragnent? - AngryBacon, on 12/27/2008, -1/+35http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby. ...
- LucasVB, on 12/27/2008, -4/+37Christians.
- OutpostNetwork, on 12/27/2008, -1/+33This story sounds very familiar...
"A few days ago we had decided to name my son after a professional soccer player," the father said. "But thanks to a happy coincidence this is how things ended up."
Could of combined the 2 and named him Pele Christ. - quez, on 12/27/2008, -0/+24I prefered the article the BBC did on it, if only because the writers felt the need to include this line:
'Virgen Maria means Virgin Mary in English.'
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7800822.stm - Natnie, on 12/26/2008, -4/+27Atheistic preaching is annoying when not called for...
- callinthelaw69, on 12/27/2008, -2/+25It's funny because Jesus wasn't really born on December 25th.
- tendonut, on 12/27/2008, -0/+22Great, now Jesus is Hispanic?
- Waiting2awake, on 12/26/2008, -1/+23and you don't ***** with the jesus...
- 0260, on 12/27/2008, -1/+21I have nothing against you expressing your viewpoint but goddamn it.. try to keep it under 2 lines of text
- xDynaBlade, on 12/27/2008, -0/+19Maybe he will grow up to be in a Peruvian flute band.
- redfox2600, on 12/27/2008, -3/+21For all we know this is how it originally happened and the fact Mary was a virgin was simply due to a mistranslation or degeneration of information over time.
- allothersnsused, on 12/27/2008, -4/+22Dugg for a beautifully written title.
- YodaJones, on 12/26/2008, -11/+29Are you kidding? Jesus was born in New Jersey.
- twiztidsinz, on 12/27/2008, -0/+17RTFA... "The mother, Virgen Maria Huarcaya"
- JustinPM, on 12/27/2008, -0/+15It's funny because their safety pick was the son of god.
Well we can name him Pele, or if that falls through we'll just name him Jesus. - popwesa, on 12/27/2008, -1/+16Sweet mother of Jesus....
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………………………………………………………’’~-‘’_ , , ,,’,_/--‘ - bakajojo, on 12/27/2008, -0/+14Now it totally makes sense.
- jcostom, on 12/27/2008, -3/+17Ok, so a married couple had real live sex, resulting in the birth of children? What's your next shocking proclamation? Water is wet?
In the passage you cite, where does it say that the siblings referenced are *OLDER* than Jesus?
As b8765g has indicated, the moniker, "Virgin Mary," refers to her virginal status at the time of Jesus' birth. Please point out the Biblical reference that claims that Mary died a virgin. - wrzhydr, on 12/27/2008, -1/+15This is a good thing. Follow my illogical thoughts for a moment.
Hispanic men love beautiful women. Hispanic men love sex. Hispanic Jesus will create more beautiful women. Hispanic Jesus will also lower beautiful women's standards. More sex for ALL of us.
I want to convert! - HeDiggMe, on 12/27/2008, -0/+13Joachim and Anne, of course
- stevo3131, on 12/27/2008, -0/+12Anybody else think this was an article from the Onion?
- LucasVB, on 12/27/2008, -4/+15You're the kind of people that give atheists the reputation of being a dicks. STFU.
- osoroco, on 12/27/2008, -0/+11it is fairly common in latin america and spanish speaking countries to give children such names as "Jesus", "Encarnacion" (incarnation), "Maria de los Angeles" (Mary/Maria of Angels), Jose Maria (see Spain's previous president), and Maria Jose (yes for boys and girls, just swap 'em around, it's very common in Spain)
My grandma for one is name Encarnacion.
But there's always a limit, and yes, naming her child Virgin Mary is kind of a bit far off.
Although it still sounds better than: Pilot Inspector, Blanket, and I donno what other crazy name Hollywood gives their offspring. - robrohan, on 12/27/2008, -3/+14Atheistic preaching is annoying.
- Zervaman, on 12/27/2008, -3/+14Not to offend, but how do you know that it was god who spoke to you?
Don't the mentally ill hear voices in their heads? Are they real? How can you guarantee that what you experienced was god and not something else? Do you have any proof that it was god or just faith? And why should faith be enough? Doesn't faith simply mean to believe without a reason? How is that even the least bit rational or logical? - DigitAl56K, on 12/27/2008, -0/+11One day someone may write a book about this, and perhaps people will even form a religion around it, kind of like Scientology; seemingly crazy and outrageous at the time but nevertheless a few decades later possessing millions of followers testifying that the crazy stories from the book are the one irrefutable truth. Maybe this religion will become extremely wealthy and politically influential with the ever changing opinions of its senior members dictating the lives of millions of people around the world and deciding who amongst us are the most deviant sinners, unworthy of recognized unions such as marriage and the ability to adopt children.
Bah, forget it! That's way too far fetched... - Synergy87, on 12/27/2008, -0/+10Thats what she said.
- inactive, on 12/27/2008, -2/+12@AngryBacon: Hahaha, man I've been wanting to do something like this forever thanks to everyone's English fail on every forum on the Internet.
- inactive, on 12/27/2008, -2/+12 At least this one really exists.
- CaviMike, on 12/27/2008, -0/+9Lots of people name their son Jesus.
- SolitarySoviet, on 12/27/2008, -0/+9That sounds like a bad Porn movie sub title..
"What happens when Virgin Mary is no longer a Virgin?" find out this summer...
maybe I could call it :
"Bloody Mary"
or
"Three Kings, One Virgin..." - induren, on 12/27/2008, -0/+8I concur: tl,dr
- d2002, on 12/27/2008, -0/+8Something weird in their water.
- magneteye, on 12/27/2008, -0/+7Formerly known as a virgin, Mary...
- Spuy767, on 12/27/2008, -5/+12Who the ***** would want to try and squeeze a watermelon-sized object out of an orifice without first "breaking it in" with a *****-sized one?
- IamZed, on 12/27/2008, -0/+7I call dibs on his grail.
- mellamoandres, on 12/27/2008, -6/+12Here come the religilous nuts ranting...
- TheGuruStud, on 12/27/2008, -2/+8Ruh Roh Shaggy, the christians are coming out of the woodwork to bury anyone that talks ***** on mythological characters.
- DrunkenPirate34, on 12/27/2008, -0/+6I'm pretty sure AngryBacon didn't make that, just linked to a very old flash thing.
- inactive, on 12/27/2008, -0/+6How can you 'know' something that has no proof?
literally, no proof other than text written by men, edited to fit whatever agenda they have? Aside from a 'hunch', how can you 'know' it's real? Please prove it then. - aereaus, on 12/27/2008, -0/+6Yes because Xtians stole the birthdate from Roman pagans who celebrated the birth of Mythras on that day.
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