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- badqat, on 02/18/2008, -0/+53No Ulysses S. Grant on the list? Buried for inaccuracy!
- skewh, on 02/18/2008, -3/+54I was expecting this to be on Cracked.com.
- chadu, on 02/18/2008, -5/+44Bush gave up booze after being elected. He and Cheney only drink the blood of innocents now.
- legendxx, on 02/18/2008, -0/+25Any drunk presidents list without Grant is a poorly researched one.. burried.
- sockpuppets, on 02/18/2008, -1/+24Bill Clinton *has* to be constantly drunk, I mean, c'mon- look at his coyote ugly conquests.
- inactive, on 02/18/2008, -1/+16Grant?
- lpmiller, on 02/18/2008, -0/+13you only say that because you aren't sober. Anyone who drinks knows that drunkest is an actual word. It requires at least 3 whiskey cokes to say correctly, however.
- badqat, on 02/18/2008, -0/+12But not ugly women!
- solidhayter, on 02/18/2008, -0/+11Makes us drunks feel a bit better, though.
I mean... they were PRESIDENTS. - tipexy, on 02/18/2008, -0/+11Relax, its all on one page. Yes, Maxim has a better business model than Forbes.
- MacParrot, on 02/18/2008, -0/+10Chances are if they weren't booze hounds BEFORE being elected President, they soon will be.
- xdevit, on 02/18/2008, -1/+8Figured Franklin Pierce was on the list. Some where down the tree I'm supposed to be related to him and it seems that side of the family is nothing but drunks. Oddly I'm also supposed to be related to John Wilkes Booth.
- dema, on 02/18/2008, -0/+7Hah, I seriously checked the URL after reading the first two to verify it really wasn't Cracked.
- kjizzle, on 02/18/2008, -3/+9I had honestly never heard the name Franklin Pierce before now. Thank you maxim.
- wetfarts, on 02/18/2008, -2/+8bill clinton wasn't drinking when he caught that blowjob from monica lewinski?
- WinnemuccaMac, on 02/18/2008, -2/+8Second.
- Vash3001, on 02/18/2008, -0/+6Grant was drunk 24/7
- saska, on 02/18/2008, -4/+9Somebody post the digest version so I don't have to click through 8 pages of Maxim, please.
- Nicksname1, on 02/18/2008, -0/+4I'm sure he would reply to that with one of his retarded Billisms like:
"That just depends on what your definition of IS is."
"I have drank alcohol but I did not swallow, nor did I inhale marijuana when I smoked it"
What a wonderful jackass. - inactive, on 02/18/2008, -1/+5stop clicking on american stuff then,
and gtfo of digg and go to a non american site, bitch - JoeFelice, on 02/18/2008, -0/+4Exactly, Cracked would have included the Grant, and the funny in this article.
Bush deserves to be on a lot of bad president lists, but here he's just filling space, which is what Maxim writers do best. - inactive, on 02/18/2008, -1/+5How bout ***** ?
- FearlessFreep, on 02/18/2008, -1/+5and how many does it take to miss the reply link?
- inactive, on 02/18/2008, -1/+4There is an entire classic comedy movie in that statement. Something along the scrooge theme. Bush progressively falling off the wagon in office and changing from what he is now to the best president ever. I can't believe anyone buried this. It's a huge comedy concept. Write the script.
- soulkitchen, on 02/18/2008, -0/+3Andrew Johnson was drunk at Lincoln's inauguration speech. Lincoln never forgave him for that, and they had a cold relationship from then on.
- slvrbullet87, on 02/18/2008, -1/+4Beautiful gifts from ugly people
- unhappymeal, on 02/18/2008, -0/+3LOL @ this article not understanding how to make a decent martini in regards to the vermouth being a wash rather than an ingredient. Screw you Maxim. You call yourself a magazine for men? Laughable at best.
- TakenBack, on 02/18/2008, -0/+3Zing.
- inactive, on 02/18/2008, -0/+3sucks for john wilkes booth
- funkspiel, on 02/18/2008, -1/+3Bill Clinton is allergic to alcohol.
- inactive, on 02/18/2008, -0/+2Usually true drunks really know how to drink (as in it's hard to tell when they're drunk). He really didn't seem to know how to at all.
- slvrbullet87, on 02/18/2008, -0/+2Just because he was the freshmen that everybody made drink tell he puked in college doesnt mean he is alergic, it just makes him a pussy.
- filefly, on 02/18/2008, -0/+2That description is seriously awesome.
- anillop, on 02/18/2008, -0/+2Are they kidding, no Grant on the list. The man was by far the most notorious drunk ever to be president. Obviously someone didn't do any research at all for this.
- slvrbullet87, on 02/18/2008, -1/+3Well hillary has been eating souls now for years, nobody seems to complain about that
- rwmnau, on 02/18/2008, -0/+2And I was seriously disappointed when I saw that it wasn't...
- kbdrand, on 02/18/2008, -0/+2Buried for not including Grant
- REBELinBLUE, on 02/18/2008, -8/+10I know I'm going to get buried for this, but does no one learn English anymore? There is no such word as "drunkest", the correct phrase is "most drunk".
Sorry :-" - cassholio, on 02/18/2008, -1/+3So, Bush makes the list for something that happened 20-30 years ago (and how many of you weren't drunk in college?), and the others make it for instances that occurred during their presidency...puzzling...puzzling...
- LOLSteelBullet, on 02/18/2008, -0/+2JFK scored Monroe.
- cnot3, on 02/18/2008, -1/+3or the Jamaicans.
- slvrbullet87, on 02/18/2008, -0/+2Thank the US education system for that.
- MedHead, on 02/19/2008, -0/+1When I saw the article title, I *knew* it was made specifically to bash Bush. Sure, it's been over thirty years since his DUI, but who cares! Let's make a shoddy article to complain about him being President again! Wee!
- inactive, on 02/19/2008, -0/+1Well, I'll still take the best man three sheets to the wind, over the best hysterical woman.
Reality is as cruel, as it is unavoidable..... - jadzor, on 02/18/2008, -0/+1Your presidents are weak. Have any of them held the world record for skulling beer?
- moontime, on 02/19/2008, -0/+1Dugg for "soon enough".
- Accolade1, on 02/18/2008, -3/+4Cheers.
- lamprey187, on 02/18/2008, -0/+1now Grant can be included:
http://digg.com/people/Was_Ulysses_S_Grant_a_Drunk - stonebear, on 02/18/2008, -0/+1Don't you know how that works? He needed someone who's ego would fit in the same room as his. It goes the other way too; think of all the fashion-model-and-nebbish pairs you've seen.
- cnot3, on 02/18/2008, -0/+1I guess Maxim forgot to read a history book. Grant could drink Bush under the table any day (or just about anyone else, for that matter), plus he understood military policy and how to run a successful war.
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