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- kingjafee, on 09/03/2008, -6/+67So this is like what the 1000th Baby Jesus born at a gas station by my count.
We gotta whole lotta Mexicans people.
I know 25 guys named Jesus personally.
All born at gas stations.
True story. - chiorpheus, on 09/03/2008, -2/+62Was there no room at the Modesto Days Inn?
- disp, on 09/03/2008, -3/+41It's pronounced "hey zeus," not "gee zus." There is a difference.
- diggberry, on 09/03/2008, -4/+37 OMG! Just when you thought you have seen it all, Jesus is born at a gas station and I bet the mother was not even close to being a virgin.
- ngmcs8203, on 09/04/2008, -1/+28Hay Zeus Cree Stow
- inactive, on 09/04/2008, -0/+26Ok....CLEARLY no one on digg lives near Modesto of they wouldn't be digging you down.
MODESTO IS A ***** HOLE. - Altmnop, on 09/04/2008, -2/+27Sounded like an Onion headline.
- krislanning, on 09/03/2008, -3/+28Wonder if frankincense and myrrh were on the baby registry gift list at Target?
- inactive, on 09/03/2008, -7/+30Modesto sucks. I'm just sayin ...
- jessjesscali, on 09/03/2008, -0/+18and maybe a drum?
par-rumm-pum-pum-pummm-rumm-pum-pum-pum - dnields, on 09/03/2008, -1/+18Yeah, just ask Laci Peterson.... oh, wait...
- KCLorelei, on 09/03/2008, -2/+19Talladaga Nights references abound for me on this one! I can picture Ricky Bobby himself there at the Chevron birthing Little Baby Jesus.
- inactive, on 09/03/2008, -5/+21Wow! Just like in the Bible.
- RevAradia, on 09/04/2008, -1/+17Wow No kidding. Is this wild or what? There should have been THREE cops.
- BowZzer, on 09/03/2008, -7/+22We two Pigs of Modesto are
Hassling meth-heads, we needn't look far
Dirt and trailer, grass and bathtub
Following the beat-up car - gregkr, on 09/03/2008, -2/+14Welcome to the world, baby jesus ;)
- spoogieking012, on 09/04/2008, -0/+10i'm from merced. 45 minutes south and MUCH worse than modesto. we were in the ***** Financial Times for how much of a ***** hole it is.
- ngmcs8203, on 09/04/2008, -0/+10Oh, so you've never been to Modesto... have you?
You know how some towns are the armpit of a state or county? Yea, well Modesto is the sweaty ***** of our state. - rdldr1, on 09/04/2008, -1/+11I have a Cuban friend whose parents named him Jesus. He hated it, and only went by the name J, or Jay. Also to curse his name, he lived as un-Jesus-like as possible. Now, he's loaded. How about them apples?
- arial, on 09/04/2008, -3/+12Jesus is a common Hispanic name. :)
- bixby1, on 09/04/2008, -3/+11depending on whether or not you're a left-brain-word-fascist.
- austang, on 09/04/2008, -0/+8The Inn was run by atheists.
- inactive, on 09/04/2008, -1/+8Wow that was really well written. Too bad it was kind of nasty and mean to the people of Modesto. it can't be THAT bad right?
- HeDiggMe, on 09/03/2008, -2/+9So is Christmas going to compete with Labor Day now? That sucks, we should have it in August
- sidianmsjones, on 09/04/2008, -0/+7Frankincense gets you high man. Why would you give that to a baby!?
Maybe that's why Jesus was so chill....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frankincense - inactive, on 09/04/2008, -3/+9It means the same ***** thing, just because they're Spanish speaking people who pronounce differently doesn't make a difference.
A Pharsee-speaking Persian guy names his kid Mohamed, doesn't mean Muhammad from Arabia isn't named after the same guy.
If you're named Jesus, You're named Jesus. - inactive, on 09/04/2008, -1/+6wow nice to see the racist side of digg coming out
- davidsmero, on 09/04/2008, -1/+6Everything aside, all these comments and no mention of the two officers going above and beyond. More officers like these are needed.
- polalion, on 09/04/2008, -0/+5Plenty of people are named Jesus.
- sgtbutterscotch, on 09/04/2008, -1/+6So how do Hispanics pronounce Jesus Christ?
- normlsparky, on 09/04/2008, -0/+5i needed a story about police that didn't involve them beating, tear gassing and arresting protesters and reporters. thanks for showing some of you do have a human side.
- sunamiebob, on 09/04/2008, -0/+5I grew up in modesto. And holy ***** it is gangland now
- gustoizm, on 09/03/2008, -2/+6crazyy
- doublefelix, on 09/04/2008, -4/+8You said it, man. Nobody ***** with the Jesus.
- inactive, on 09/04/2008, -2/+6Modesto is a scary little ***** hole. There are tweakers popping out of random places and bullet holes it almost every house in the airport district.
- louiebaur, on 09/03/2008, -5/+9Perfect place for a baby to be born.... in the hands of 2 cops:-)
- RadiatedAnt, on 09/04/2008, -0/+4you forgot to spit your tobacco infused gum whilst you told this true story...
- sauron256, on 09/04/2008, -2/+6Sorry, I thought you meant Canton, Texas. THAT town is a REAL ***** hole...
- sauron256, on 09/04/2008, -0/+4Actually, it's pronounced HAY-SOOS [/dilbert]
- inactive, on 09/04/2008, -0/+4Holy ***** dude, way to be a racist prick. May I suggest a nice, simple cure? Suicide, try it today!
- Murdats, on 09/04/2008, -1/+4I am wondering if people name their kids jesus for religious reasons like people name the kids muhammad, because I am pretty sure they it says in the bible that god decreed that no one else shall share the name of jesus, so they would be breaking a basic tenant of their belief.
- rdldr1, on 09/04/2008, -0/+3Baby Jesus rides around on his pet brontosaur.
- craterburnsu, on 09/04/2008, -1/+4Yeah, nothing positive has ever happen in Modesto. And ***** the Fat Cat Bar. They know why.
- supguy, on 09/04/2008, -2/+5Yeah and he'll grow up to work the semi-pro bowling circuit, ***** the dude, walter and donnie up.
- sunamiebob, on 09/04/2008, -0/+2no no yur talking about Waterford
- acolonf6, on 09/04/2008, -0/+2Yeah it sucks, but I still rep the MO! It'll always be home... even if I never live there again :)
- passedoutghost, on 09/04/2008, -0/+2Well if she gave birth to him, obviously she had sex at some point...
- Nin10dude, on 09/04/2008, -2/+4So Hispanics have been following Greek Mythology, not Christianity!
- acolonf6, on 09/04/2008, -0/+2Stop hatin, some of my best friends are random tweakers... and those aren't bullet holes, those are speed holes... they make the houses go faster. DUH!
- inactive, on 09/04/2008, -3/+5Cops: If you don't stop crying we're going to have to tase you.
Baby: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Cops: We gave you fair warning. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap! -
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