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- jschau2, on 11/29/2008, -37/+639Sweet story, but somehow I think you can remain abstinent and still kiss.....I mean, isn't that going just a bit overboard?
- whoreable, on 11/30/2008, -30/+598The joke is on him when he finds out she is a tranny.
- inactive, on 11/30/2008, -88/+509Yikes -- another example of our society's bizarre and perverse views on human sexuality. Instead of accepting this normal, healthy part of human existence, the abstinence-only crowd treats sex the way alcoholics treat booze.
Sex is not a disease. Many couples have had sex early and often and gone on to have wonderful relationships. Giving up sex is no more admirable than giving up carbs or caffeine -- less so, since sexual denial can lead to some pretty serious emotional and sexual pathologies.
I wish this couple all happiness, but they're perpetuating a myth that has been shown to result in more STDs, more unwanted pregnancies and more abortions. I hope their marriage allows them to develop a more enlightened, adult attitude towards sex. - droxy429, on 11/30/2008, -27/+320Oh yeah, very sweet story. This will lead to many years of sex in the consensual missionary position. Sounds exciting.
- KibblesnBitts, on 11/30/2008, -11/+271Oh I love The Onion....wait, what?
- Pzycho, on 11/30/2008, -29/+287She will be in for quite a shock when she finds out where he wants her to kiss him next.
- THETEH, on 11/29/2008, -36/+269That's quite an achievement, especially in today's world where people make out before they know each other's names. Waiting until the wedding day to kiss. Wow. Impressive. Also, slightly goofy.
- inactive, on 11/30/2008, -15/+236He's going to be pissed when he finds out she has a penis.
- v1ctor, on 11/30/2008, -14/+226I mean, why buy the cow when you can have sex with it for free?
- kismetropolis, on 11/29/2008, -37/+238Impressive fortitude. Many happy years to the bride and groom.
- drifter, on 11/30/2008, -8/+194I love all the Diggers who are saying this is awesome, just because they finally have someone to relate to.
- LemonChicken, on 11/30/2008, -8/+156You mean his penis?
- inactive, on 11/29/2008, -23/+154That is what my old man called commitment.
- GamingForever, on 11/30/2008, -9/+139That's one long wait for a kiss... I can see not having sex but just a kiss?
- PhilMoskowitz, on 11/30/2008, -23/+141The only good thing to come from the abstinence movement are the women that consider anal as abstinence.
- kmom5, on 11/30/2008, -18/+133
I personally don't see anything wrong with pre marital kissing, but, if this couple chose to abstain from it until marriage,
more power to them.
But for those of you who are commenting on this story who think that people who don't abstain from this are somehow morally
inferior to you, please get the stick out of your ass. Stop being so judgmental. To each their own, even if you don't agree. - jayrok, on 11/30/2008, -20/+123That marriage is in for an endless spiral of horrifying surprises.
- inactive, on 11/30/2008, -4/+93Haven't kissed yet. Are they both digg users?
- willster580, on 11/30/2008, -14/+102"You see, Fabien and LaLuz both teach abstinence courses to Chicago Public Schools teens."
I know those people mean well, but they end up ***** things up and getting kids pregnant. - rald84, on 11/30/2008, -2/+87@richirwin
you mean look under the hood. make sure there's no aftermarket parts - miloez, on 11/30/2008, -3/+88see this is the proper time to use
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worlds shortest honeymoon night - joesteinbeck, on 11/30/2008, -16/+92That's the whole point. Today a kiss doesn't mean much to most people, because we treat it (and sex) so casually. To this couple, it means something. I think that's awesome.
- johndavidjack, on 11/30/2008, -14/+89This is what my old man called Black and Blue Balls...
- peaceninja, on 11/30/2008, -3/+78i didnt test drive my lambourghini diablo either, and i love it. the day my helicopter delivered it i knew it was the right car for me
- dman24752, on 11/30/2008, -0/+70Dugg for awesome mixed metaphor.
- arkaycee, on 11/30/2008, -4/+72"He found other ways to show LaLuz his passion—like by cleaning her car..."
I bet there were days where he polished some holes right through the paint. - Stupidtourist, on 11/30/2008, -37/+105Not kissing before getting married is even more foolish than abstinence eduction.
- mulling, on 11/30/2008, -37/+104The sad thing is that for people with this much of a hangup about sex is that they're going to be terrible at it. They're going to have an awkward wedding night, he won't be able to get it up, she'll be all freaked out, and this will continue until they have a child and then get a divorce.
- GalacticRerun, on 11/30/2008, -11/+76"You can't take the car out of the parking lot until you pay for it," she said.
You can if you ask for a test drive. I wouldn't buy a car without test driving it first. But that's cars. More power to these guys for doing what they've done. - Stupidtourist, on 11/30/2008, -11/+73You summed it up nicely.
- AikoMiko, on 11/30/2008, -15/+75I dated her, it's true she wouldn't kiss till married. She was fine with anal, oral, DVDA, ATM and Bukkake, but no kissing.
- Poseur117, on 11/30/2008, -19/+77I did a little research into this story, and after minutes of googling, I found a picture of the wife to be:
http://papesisbooyah.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/b ... - inactive, on 11/30/2008, -32/+88"You can't take the car out of the parking lot until you pay for it," she said. Yes you can. It's called a TEST DRIVE.
By the way, the whole abstinence thing is wrong and many doctors agree with it. Marriage depends a lot on sex. If sex is bad, husband or wife will end up cheating, no matter how much they love each other. We are still animals and we need sex, especially men. And sexually incapability exists.
Right now the divorce rate is about 50%, so they chance is 50/50. That's the chance for people who have been making out and having sex in every possible way .5 - 3 years prior to marriage. I say they will file the divorce within next 5 years.
I mean WAKE THE ***** UP! You dont buy random food w/o reading labels, you dont buy a car w/o test driving it, you dont signed letter of intent w/o checking out a college, you dont accept job offer w/o ever checking out workplace. - VyRuZ, on 11/30/2008, -12/+68Achievement Unlocked: Testicleless.
- inactive, on 11/30/2008, -3/+54What Claudaniel didn't know is that Melody was a slut in College.
- JAMMR, on 11/30/2008, -3/+52If God was a city planner, he wouldn't put a playground right next to a sewage system.
- d03boy, on 11/30/2008, -5/+51Dugg because I like Lemon Chicken
- these3remain, on 11/30/2008, -6/+51I think it depends upon the couple; for some, even kissing makes it tougher to abstain. If both understand the boundaries, etc. and it's not problematic, then kiss away, I guess. But if , say , one or both have been sexually active in the past, then maybe kissing had better be put on hold. Just a thought...
- inactive, on 11/30/2008, -13/+58"To avoid temptation while dating, they made sure they were never alone with each other in a house. When they watched movies on the couch, they snuggled sitting straight up, never lying down."
I respect these people because I can only imagine how much strength that took, and it's great that they're practicing what they preach -- or at least teach. But if they have that much resolve and self control, shouldn't they be able to be alone in the same house without worrying about "getting physical." I realize part of abstinence is reducing temptation, but I would think part of distinguishing romance from friendship would be sharing some moderate, non-sexual contact once in a while. - ichbeineinrcg, on 11/30/2008, -3/+47When my monster truck was delivered by ninjas flying in a UFO, I knew I didn't need to test drive it because it was the car for me.
- harrisbradley, on 11/30/2008, -4/+48They don't think they're going overboard. That's good enough for me.
- USArugula, on 11/30/2008, -6/+50Nannybell:
Animals don't give blowjobs. Not even when you try coaxing them with peanut butter. - Ch3mn3rd, on 11/30/2008, -1/+45"Not tonight you don't."
- leamanc, on 11/30/2008, -2/+45Actually, they had been knocking boots three times a day for years. It was just the kissing they held back on.
- WalterSobchak88, on 11/30/2008, -22/+61it all goes back to religion.
somehow its always getting in the way - superterrorizer, on 11/30/2008, -12/+50I give them six months. Three if she gains weight.
- HookmasterCH47, on 11/30/2008, -22/+60Ya gotta test drive before you buy my friend.
- bitterbug, on 11/30/2008, -21/+57The actual old fashioned way was to just have sex. Marriage is a relatively new invention.
- SawButter, on 11/30/2008, -37/+73Can't wait for the Digg article reporting that they have divorced after finding out they are not sexually compatible.
Sex governs >70% of the stability in a relation. -
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