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- BlindingDawn, on 11/09/2009, -2/+75Like a Boss
- Bukowsky, on 11/09/2009, -1/+40so... he dropped the machete he was holding and stuck his hand in his mouth to pull out the tongue? Obviously it worked for him, but how many people would think to do that?
- yocouchdigga, on 11/10/2009, -0/+31Man got your tongue?
- dweeb79, on 11/09/2009, -6/+36"A voice, which must have been from God, whispered to me to drop the panga (machete) and thrust my hand into its wide open mouth, I obeyed,"
I'm pretty sure this is actual translation.....
"A voice, which must have been from Chuck Norris, whispered to me to drop the panga (machete) and thrust my hand into its wide open mouth, because that's what he would do. I obeyed," - scruffybr, on 11/09/2009, -0/+30Just don't piss off this old man
- Lowenfels, on 11/09/2009, -0/+29I love Kenyans.
- snipe123, on 11/10/2009, -2/+29I bow to your skillz old man
- shutaro, on 11/10/2009, -0/+23Does this mean he now has the leopard's power?
- Atario, on 11/10/2009, -0/+20Are you kidding? None of them will know about it! That leopard can't tell them anymore!
- rocknog, on 11/09/2009, -1/+19His solution may have been unique, crazy, even stupid, but I can tell you one thing - no leopard anywhere will ever ***** with this man again.
- nullcodes, on 11/10/2009, -1/+19"A voice, which must have been from God, whispered to me to drop the panga (machete) and thrust my hand into its wide open mouth, I obeyed," he said, explaining that the leopard sank its teeth into his wrist, but would not let go.
God had to whisper because it wasn't a deaf leopard. - 1234brandon, on 11/10/2009, -2/+15I bet this dude gets all the women now:
Woman: Hey, don't I know you?
Guy: Yea, I'm guy who ripped a ***** leopard's tongue out with my bare hands. Recognize.
Woman: Oh my. - anonymousmedic, on 11/10/2009, -3/+16Jesus Christ. Is this the re-incarnation of Steve Irwin?
- deludism, on 11/10/2009, -0/+7Def Leppard.
- Baconation, on 11/10/2009, -1/+8BAMF.
- hsadear, on 11/10/2009, -1/+6Badass
- dtele, on 11/10/2009, -1/+6Quite a few years old
- bigsteve, on 11/10/2009, -1/+6FIND A FOUR YEAR OLD ARTICLE!
POST THAT ***** ON DIGG!
like a BOSS. - Kriegan, on 11/10/2009, -0/+4Of all the videos on youtube that show people falling down, getting owned, or wrecking ATVs.... we can't get epic videos of stuff like this?
- cckid716, on 11/10/2009, -2/+6This is also from cracked, #1 on The 7 Most Badass Man Vs Beast Showdowns.
http://www.cracked.com/article/93_the-7-most-badas ... - Raumschiff, on 11/10/2009, -0/+4No, it's Chuck Norris' grandpa.
- T3hJ3hu, on 11/10/2009, -0/+3Dude probably got laid!
...except he was in Africa, so that's probably not a good thing. - ManicMyna, on 11/10/2009, -4/+7you can smell the BS all over this
- pimpofpixels, on 11/10/2009, -0/+3Guy who killed the leopard 2012!
- frodobaggins, on 11/10/2009, -0/+3awesome
- veriix, on 11/10/2009, -0/+3A Kenyan that couldn't run due to his massive balls. Well, I guess you gotta work with what you have.
- funkmunky, on 11/10/2009, -0/+2They don't say how serious the previously sustained injury was... It could have been something minor like a split pad... Animals tend to be a lot more dangerous when injured... Even if it was weak from a serious injury, grabbing that ***** by the tongue would still take balls... Great big ones made of obsidian by the sound of it...
- Kaegro, on 11/10/2009, -0/+2Hardcore.
- thecoolestguy, on 11/10/2009, -4/+6Maybe it was Obama's grandpa
- bubba9999, on 11/10/2009, -0/+2Bitch took his ice cream.
- thizzlebot, on 11/11/2009, -0/+2He needs to be added to the Alphabet of Manliness.
- ampdj89, on 11/11/2009, -0/+2video...
- ConfusedCartman, on 11/10/2009, -0/+2reply fail
- skylined69, on 11/10/2009, -0/+2He put down the machete then rammed his hand down its throat, if this is true then this man wins the contest of biggest balls on the planet, he's 73 years old!!! when I'm 73 I'll be lucky if I'm not pissing myself just while sitting watching the TV never mind having a leopard running at me.
- inactive, on 11/10/2009, -0/+2No, this guy lived to tell the tale.
- thatruth101, on 11/10/2009, -1/+3I'm inclined to believe common sense and say that this story is a complete lie, at best it is highly stretched truth. Leopards are not like lions, they have fast reflex's. You ever grab onto a large moist animal tongue? it will SLIP right through your hands. considering the animal can apply hundreds of pounds of force, it would pull itself from his hand before he could blink. Sticking his hand in it's mouth would have immediately resulted in his hand being ripped off. He would have had a better chance at ramming his fist up it's rectum than this.
- Airforcefalco, on 11/10/2009, -0/+2There can be only one!
- Aliwalla, on 11/10/2009, -2/+4Chuck Norris quivers in fear at the sight of this guy.
- zaskie, on 11/10/2009, -0/+2dupe ... and i can prove it ... summited it on june 2005
http://digg.com/tech_news/Grandfather_kills_leopar ...
cant believe it still relevant - ampdj89, on 11/11/2009, -0/+1http://instantboss.org/
- Bondheli, on 11/11/2009, -0/+1And I hear he doesn't always drink bear, but when he does he prefers dos equis.
- dragon0196, on 11/10/2009, -0/+1This is as old as the man in the story.
- andrewh7, on 11/11/2009, -0/+1I didn't know the tongue was a vital organ
- askantik, on 11/10/2009, -0/+1Typical response.
I guess you think human animals don't have natural rights, either? If you do, please explain why rights should not extend to non-human animals. Or you can just keep saying that PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals, which is what so many people do instead of trying to have a discussion. - askantik, on 11/10/2009, -0/+1Well he should make it more clear that he meant PETA and not people who argue for animal welfare in an intelligent way. And that still doesn't explain my question.
- veriix, on 11/10/2009, -0/+1peta, thus why he said nutjob, not someone in their right mind.
- penguinxp, on 11/10/2009, -0/+1An old Kenyan man has killed a leopard using his bear hands by ripping its tongue out because the animal had attacked him.
fixed so his true manliness is protrayed. - denizen42, on 11/10/2009, -0/+1A haw haf heehherhah?
- anatraj, on 11/10/2009, -0/+1Are you saying lions don't have fast reflexes? I think there are many lionesses that would beg to differ.
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