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Man proposes via LoLCat

icanhascheezburger.com — "I Can Has Cheezburger" hosts this guy's marriage proposal on Valentine's Day.

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  • itchmoco, on 02/15/2008, -27/+107Go Jon go!
    • ICSU, on 02/15/2008, -3/+95awaiting divorz propozal in a few years
    • sockpuppets, on 02/15/2008, -1/+64Ceiling cat seez infilediteez with mailman
    • nikkesen, on 02/15/2008, -7/+35Agnostic Kitteh wonders if Ceiling Cat is really there...
    • unreg, on 02/15/2008, -7/+12uz in yr wife makin the babyz
    • IntellEJent, on 02/15/2008, -2/+3how darez u waizt a nawt-secund liek dat!!1!!1!!
    • woohalladoobop, on 02/15/2008, -1/+2That's what you say now, but just wait until:
      "I can haz cuztodieez ov ur childrnz u azzhole"
    • Zique, on 02/15/2008, -0/+2Why do I keep thinking his last name is Arbuckle...
    • dtkeith, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1would have been quite "salty" if she replied with a "don't want" cat
  • Haidoken, on 02/15/2008, -31/+459marriagecat ftw!
  • everabsurd, on 02/15/2008, -24/+8waiting for loretta's response...
  • SyntraFTW, on 02/15/2008, -32/+11I lol'd.
    • lintmonkey, on 02/15/2008, -3/+22I cat'd.
      • edwartica, on 02/15/2008, -3/+3I neutered.
        • xxNIRVANAxx, on 02/15/2008, -1/+1u went a bit too far...
        • sliggy, on 02/15/2008, -0/+5Correction: You went a bit too far...

          Use grammar before grammar cat get's all up in your grills about grammar
  • AsSubtleAsABrik, on 02/15/2008, -58/+669It is a sad day for the internet..
    • MarkusGarvey, on 02/15/2008, -47/+16only for you...
    • mckirsch, on 02/15/2008, -14/+172It's a sad day for HUMANITY.
      • mranderson86, on 02/15/2008, -18/+5I agree....people think spelling like morons is funny still. Get ready for newspeak...mmm doubleplusgood!
        • alexforcefive, on 02/15/2008, -2/+23People think spelling like morons is funny, people think referencing 1984 makes them intelligent... what is the world coming to?
    • jc7012, on 02/15/2008, -16/+3teh internets?
      • billski, on 02/15/2008, -7/+4teh interwebz?
        • specialK16, on 02/15/2008, -1/+1God, how many more times!? The tubes people, the TUBES!
    • davidjsmitty, on 02/15/2008, -13/+24I liked it.
    • wild, on 02/15/2008, -2/+91Dear god, their comment section is frightening...
      • dood, on 02/15/2008, -0/+18It causes brain cancer. Be warned.
      • zephyr42, on 02/15/2008, -0/+8Cancer? oh that's nothing compared to what i got from youtube........
      • tk0680, on 02/15/2008, -0/+12Easily the worst part of the lolcat dealy. I quite enjoy most of the pictures, but the retards who insist on talking in lolcattish ... eugh.
        • BadseedJR, on 02/15/2008, -1/+0I got dugg down for saying this same thing a week ago... be careful, cats are everywhere!
      • doctorfungi, on 02/15/2008, -1/+12Dear god? After reading that comment section... th... there is no god.
      • BadseedJR, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1I read 5 comments... my day is ruined.
      • RobotChicken1, on 03/07/2008, -0/+2I literally gagged while reading these comments. Holy *****, why?
    • MarrowMan, on 02/15/2008, -8/+1maybe for your pustule filled existence
    • azAZ09, on 02/15/2008, -9/+9Question-
      Will they get married wearing matching hello-kitty sweaters too?
      Can you really call someone who proposes in this manner a man?
      • LeeSoong, on 02/15/2008, -2/+2guys will do what they do, to get what they need...
    • someidiotinnj, on 02/15/2008, -9/+15Personally I think this is pretty cute.
    • soupnrc, on 02/15/2008, -5/+7Sad / creative
    • verifex, on 02/15/2008, -5/+17All cat cuteness aside, any self-respecting woman would've been offended by being proposed to using stupid internet memes. Seriously.
    • doublebummer, on 02/15/2008, -0/+420 years ago, I proposed to my wife via "baby on board" signs. Now it doesn't seem like such a good idea.
  • NorthKorea, on 02/15/2008, -28/+10this doesn't put quite the same pressure on the girl as proposing in other public places - you know, in real life.....
    if you propose to a girl in a sports stadium on the Jumbotron, she pretty much has to say "yes."
    plus, we don't get to see the reaction of the girl... which is 90% of the fun....
    • drgmdp, on 02/15/2008, -4/+9my gf and i don't believe in marriage, but i know if i ever do that she would kick me off in nanoseconds
      • plup, on 02/15/2008, -0/+6Kicking girls are the best. I hope you two stay as happy as you want it to be.
    • Beastyman, on 02/15/2008, -1/+4dude how many times have you proposed
      you make it sound like your the expert at it there champ
    • MikeDirntRulez, on 02/15/2008, -0/+7I don't know, if you have to use a situation that "forces" the girl to say yes, maybe you shouldn't be proposing.
    • Grahamcracker, on 02/15/2008, -0/+8I wonder what it's like to propose at that giant stadium you have there in North Korea. Probably a lot more pressure on the girl to say yes. Also a lot of pressure (on the torso) when people stampede out and crush the weak underfoot.

      And I know I've seen some video where a guy proposes at a packed basketball stadium (wearing a mascot costume no less) and gets rejected. She runs out of the stadium, while "She said NO!" flashes up on the giant screen. Epic fail.
      • specialK16, on 02/15/2008, -0/+4One can only imagine, and laugh....

        "SHE SAID NO!"


      • Grahamcracker, on 02/15/2008, -0/+2Yeah, it was great. It was a whole graphic even, like they planned for both contingencies. The flashing especially gets me, while the poor dude is still in shock on one knee, in this ridiculous giant mascot getup.
  • thinman1189, on 02/15/2008, -52/+331I'm waiting for the first LOLCat that tells you your mom was gang raped and killed.
    • MaximusPryme, on 02/15/2008, -56/+6They're everywhere in Iraq...
    • mckirsch, on 02/15/2008, -25/+127IM IN UR HOWZ, RAPIN UR MOMZ, ALLUP N DA BUTT N ALL. LOLZ>
      • ih8ualot, on 02/15/2008, -6/+43I don't know why this is being dugg down. ALLUP N DA BUTT N ALL is fantastic.
        • KingGorilla, on 02/15/2008, -2/+6I love it up the butt
        • pyro789x, on 02/15/2008, -4/+1I don't know why this is being dugg up, it's a stupid comment.

          The phrase "I don't see why this is being dugg down" always seems to get things more diggs. I want to see if it works in the opposite direction.
      • wyldtek, on 02/15/2008, -4/+17We are all glad you like it up da butt
      • egonSchiele, on 02/15/2008, -1/+4OH NOES!
    • melonhedd, on 02/15/2008, -7/+5It would be funnier than a normal lolcat, anyway.
    • breckinshire, on 02/15/2008, -1/+8Hold my calls and get Hallmark on the phone!
    • feckineejit, on 02/15/2008, -0/+4I'm laughing and disgusted, thanks.
    • sfgeek, on 02/15/2008, -0/+4I laughed really hard at that.

      Seriously though, seek professional help! :)
  • BluValkyrie, on 02/15/2008, -22/+11Here is hoping she says yes....
  • ani625, on 02/15/2008, -26/+2Nice work, but alas, she won't get it..
  • joshrobot, on 02/15/2008, -34/+28mega lame.
  • kaelyiesta, on 02/15/2008, -9/+220lolcatz: teaching 40 year old women how to talk like 3 year olds again.

    No joke. Look at some of those comments.
    • Netrilix, on 02/15/2008, -4/+80I read exactly two of them before I had to close the window. It's terrible.
    • cdahlkvist, on 02/15/2008, -4/+32This is how the ghetto trash in North Minneapolis talk all the time and most of them have never seen the Intertubes.
      • mjfitzge, on 02/15/2008, -0/+18i simply cannot believe that. i'll admit that i've never spoken with ghetto trash in North Minneapolis, but there is no way that they are wandering around talking like lolcats.

        if you're telling the truth, then i'm going. i would love to hear this phrase spoken out loud: "An hyoomin wif gud madjinashun? Jon’z skilz….let him show u dem."
        • cdahlkvist, on 02/15/2008, -0/+4More like "I gotz dis gunz for be killin' muh baby mama"
      • slicerace, on 02/15/2008, -0/+4That's why north Minneapolis is Murderapolis.
    • e36wheelman, on 02/15/2008, -2/+3Yeah, I love when LOLcats post come on Digg so I can attempt to translate the comments. Those people need help.
    • jjustice, on 02/15/2008, -1/+6I keep up with the site religiously, but I avoid the comments like the plague. They cause part of my soul to die.
      • ubergeek09, on 02/16/2008, -0/+1Could that means you have retained part of your sanity.
      • scooterfish, on 02/16/2008, -0/+2Same here. Some of those pics and captions are hilarious (the i "babboon butt" u valentine was a hit with my niece and nephews), but *****, those comments kill brain cells just looking at them.
      • moush, on 02/19/2008, -0/+1You talking about digg, right?
  • Picaroon, on 02/15/2008, -9/+339Funny, but holy *****--I never want one of the defining moments of my life to have that much to do with 4chan and/or internet memes.
    • SgtBlue, on 02/15/2008, -33/+6Because 4chan is the source of every meme on the internet, right? Stupid.
    • theodenking, on 02/15/2008, -14/+4You sully 4chan's good name by associating it with what this has become.
    • lystig, on 02/15/2008, -1/+25I hear they are going to play "Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up" in their wedding.
    • calon9, on 02/15/2008, -0/+12Who wouldn't want a goatse inspired proposal?
      • misconstrued, on 02/15/2008, -0/+5I was thinking more along the lines of tubgirl...
      • AgentMull, on 02/15/2008, -0/+3HERES YOUR RING!!!
    • RobotChicken1, on 03/07/2008, -0/+2I mean, if you like lolcats fine, you're just a regular freak, but what the *****? This is mega-freak territory.
  • tmyprod, on 02/15/2008, -9/+68the lolcats-speak hurts my brain
    • wastedlife, on 02/15/2008, -4/+27wat u meanz? u cant not undrstndz me?
      God, if you thinking reading it hurts your brain, try writing it.
      • Masterful1, on 02/15/2008, -1/+23I physically can not bring myself to write in lolcat. I just can't do it. as far as I get is replacing the s with a z and I cringe and can't go on.
        • brentinkc, on 02/15/2008, -1/+15Thank god, you seem to have demonstrated a natural immunity. I myself have been gifted with this immunity and I've formed together a group of mercenaries to take down these supposed "cats".
          Go to 19th and Baltimore and wait for the lady to ask you for a stick of gum. I'll be in touch.
      • mattcoady, on 02/15/2008, -0/+6Use the english to lolcat translator and save the headache.

        http://speaklolcat.com/
    • kgool, on 02/15/2008, -1/+4It is okay in very extreme moderation. I mean the i can has cheezburger stuff is cute and readable. This crap is just gibberish.

      annukki, yoo gets a rayr chans tu be nawt-seccund,
      an tihs is hao yu yoos it??!!??!!??
    • xero9, on 02/15/2008, -1/+4srsly mah IQ droppd bout 50 points frum readin dat
  • MattManx, on 02/15/2008, -8/+146It's a trap
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    • Fighter2a, on 02/15/2008, -1/+2Well played sir...
  • doctorfungi, on 02/15/2008, -8/+51Lol, she said yes.
    http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008 ...
    • Sassmo, on 02/15/2008, -5/+16Hooray!!! I can sleep now! Congratulations Jon and Loretta!!!
  • om3ga, on 02/15/2008, -13/+32im in ur wedding, eatin ur nibblz!!
  • daxsymbiont, on 02/15/2008, -14/+8What's you problem? That's what they digg.
  • MackPrime, on 02/15/2008, -13/+31bottom of the barrel
  • Xonay, on 02/15/2008, -22/+34So lame.
  • Trollmaster, on 02/15/2008, -23/+18I don't know what's more pathetic... the idiot who created those ridiculous pics or the fact that this got to the front page of digg
  • Vicken, on 02/15/2008, -6/+45715 years later...
    Son: Hey dad? How did you propose to Mom?
    Jon: I used LoLCat
    Son: wait...huh?
    • smacksaw, on 02/15/2008, -8/+242Jon: You know, the kitty that's stuffed on the mantle?
      Son: Yeah, I've been meaning to ask you about that dad, it's creepy
      Jon: Why? Because we branded "LOL" into it's forehead or because we had it stuffed?
      Son: Well, that's creepy. I was referring to the fact it's used as a picture frame for when you and mom got married and it's your best man
      Jon: Don't talk that way about your namesake
      Son: Yeah...did you really have to name me LOLcat2 and my sister Cheezburger?
      Jon: Shut your mouth! Someday I hope you'll be man enough to have that sort of commitment to 2006 internet memes!
      • Conseal, on 02/15/2008, -52/+3Hahaha! That's awsome man! The cat was the best man, and the kids are called LOLcat2 and Cheezburger? Hahaha!
        • s0nicfreak, on 02/15/2008, -5/+55Hahaha! That's so cool how you totally just pointed out all the things he said and how they were awesome!
        • remotehuman, on 02/15/2008, -0/+20the best part of this post was when smacksaw wrote the second part of vickens story and then conseal said the whole thing over again, thats my favorite part.
        • soulkitchen, on 02/15/2008, -0/+11I loved it when remotehuman recapped everything that happened up until conseal recapped everything.
        • MadOtaku, on 02/15/2008, -1/+7C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
      • ButchyFuego, on 02/15/2008, -1/+4this reply is full of win
    • lava, on 02/15/2008, -3/+13Ha, you think we won't be worshipping LOLCat by then.
    • justok, on 02/15/2008, -4/+34im in ur fewture, peeing n ur shewz
    • fareastfoe, on 02/15/2008, -1/+1dude you're so right the trouble about the present is we have no perspective - this will make the tight shorts and long hair our dads gen shamed us with look positively cool when measured against the shame the kids of this couple will feel.
    • Subriot, on 02/15/2008, -0/+2If my father proposed like that I'd feel sort of sorry for him.
  • evanct, on 02/15/2008, -12/+7SAGE
  • 10goto10, on 02/15/2008, -16/+5I don't get it
  • dikwad, on 02/15/2008, -23/+15this is quite possibly the *****'ist thing I have ever seen.
  • Strell, on 02/15/2008, -20/+166Admit it. Part of you is jealous there's some guy out there whose woman actually understood what the ***** he meant when he did this, and responded not only in an affirmative way, but in a style suitable to the proposal.
    • burgermind, on 02/15/2008, -4/+77That part of me is dead.
    • reversekilled, on 02/15/2008, -7/+89Actually my gf would understand if i proposed to her with lolcats, unfortunately she would have no one to marry because I would be forced to kill myself for doing something that retarded.
    • drgmdp, on 02/15/2008, -5/+21i'm kinda worried people like that actually exists
    • DarkSamus, on 02/15/2008, -2/+10that's the truth, whether it's this or skywriting or any other kind of stupid *****, if it works it works
    • s0nicfreak, on 02/15/2008, -1/+10They deserve each other.
    • hagfish70, on 02/15/2008, -2/+1no that's not it...
    • moush, on 02/19/2008, -0/+1it doesn't come down to how, he probably would have been better off at a fancy restaurant
  • aSilver, on 02/15/2008, -12/+5Sweet. =)
  • remakeru, on 02/15/2008, -30/+21Lolcatz again! I hate this.
    • egonSchiele, on 02/15/2008, -2/+5then you are at the wrong site.
    • highstriker, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1Then why in the world did you go to an article the has LoLCat in the title? It really shouldn't have been a surprise...
  • burgermind, on 02/15/2008, -6/+82They took a cute idea and killed it with a stick after ramming it repeatedly into the ground. And then there's the comments:

    "Loretta ! itz been almost 3 hrs ! Tell uz ! yes, or no? ( u tellz me NOW ! or i poop inna ur shooz !) (n den when ur kln n up da poop, i fro up in ur bed ! ugh ! trust me, u not wantz !)"
  • pigtown, on 02/15/2008, -3/+68And the apocalypse will be here in .3....2..... 1.....
  • jonesyb, on 02/15/2008, -10/+57Jesus wept. I feel like cutting my own face off then dying.

    • doctechnical, on 02/15/2008, -1/+31Don't stop on our account.
    • tendonut, on 02/15/2008, -1/+1I wouldn't do that. John Travolta would then take it and propose to your girlfriend using the same method just to spite you.
  • nshady, on 02/15/2008, -2/+41"You'll do."
  • uziko, on 02/15/2008, -18/+8that is just adorable, i would marry him
  • cuntmate99, on 02/15/2008, -11/+2i can has typings
  • docbaily, on 02/15/2008, -23/+15What a fag.
  • DeadSkinMask, on 02/15/2008, -15/+29"Worst idea ever!"
    -Comic Shop Guy
  • 4rp4n3t, on 02/15/2008, -16/+9Somebody please just ***** kill me right now. That way I will never, ever have to witness anything so vomit-inducingly, toe-curlingly, brain-metlingly, eye-bleedingly ***** awful ever again. Please.
  • bulletproofbra, on 02/15/2008, -19/+13Ugh. Are we done with LoLCats yet? How did anybody not start getting bored after at least seeing five of them?

    The internet: Downsizing comedy standards since 1997.
    • BossKey, on 02/15/2008, -0/+2Actually, the absurdist humor model of lolcats is quite robust and extensible.
  • mckirsch, on 02/15/2008, -16/+11I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
  • billege, on 02/15/2008, -10/+42Well, lolcats just jumped the shark.
    • scott12087, on 02/15/2008, -5/+11What are you talking about? lolcats were always horrible
      • MortiferGnome, on 02/15/2008, -0/+2If you think something is horrible, try to imagine it water skiing in a leather jacket jumping over large man-eating fish.
        • Cideu, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1I'm having a hard time imagining an internet meme jumping over a shark
    • webcrumb, on 02/15/2008, -2/+10Shark? No want!
      In Soviet Russia, sharks jumped lolcats!
      Pics or it didn't happen.
      But will they /blend/ ?
      I for one welcome our new shark-jumping lolcat overlords.
      In before.

      Any more we can throw in and get them out the way?
    • Mutton, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1in ur waterskiz jumpin ur sharkz
  • FuzzyCat, on 02/15/2008, -26/+123Waaa!! I hate lolcats waaa!!! waaa!!!

    If you don't like lolcats don't ***** look at them. I don't like coconut but I don't eat it just so I can bitch about not liking it.

    tards.
    • 4rp4n3t, on 02/15/2008, -17/+6I don't particularly like or dislike lolcatz, per se. But I hate ***** schmaltz.
      And if you don't like comments from people who don't like lolcatz, don't ***** read them. Douche.
    • bulletproofbra, on 02/15/2008, -2/+33What's worse, the people expressing an opinion about something, the people mad at the people expressing an opinion, or the people mad at the people mad at the people expressing an opinion? Wow, we could have an potentially infinite matryoshka doll of increasingly pointless anger going on here, let's see if we can make the universe collapse in on itself!
    • daebat, on 02/15/2008, -13/+1WAA! WAA! WAA! the ***** is all the waaa's about? lets face it. you're the douche.
    • s0nicfreak, on 02/15/2008, -13/+2But people don't go around shoving coconut in your face all the time trying to get you to try it.
      • Vorin, on 02/15/2008, -0/+4are you telling me that someone other than you clicked the link entitled "Man Proposes via LoLCat?"
    • bubba9999, on 02/15/2008, -1/+7 Bitchycat likes to bitch.
    • iansocool, on 02/15/2008, -1/+0I thought I'd like coconuts, but I tried one once it made me a little nauseated.
  • JDoggMac, on 02/15/2008, -10/+4Wow, I can haz you?
  • gonzotron, on 02/15/2008, -7/+22It could be worse. Imagine if it was something even older like a dancing baby ...
    • subliminalurge, on 02/15/2008, -7/+1At least the dancing baby was kind of cute for 5 minutes or so. lolcats were NEVER anything but lame and retarded.
    • simpleid, on 02/15/2008, -1/+3... or a desktop wallpaper on her computer. *shudders*
    • StandupShowcase, on 02/15/2008, -0/+2who cares how old the internet joke is? it could be 2 sec old and would still be lame
      • TheNeptune, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1Going by your guidelines, your joke that is now 2 hours old is punishable by death as it as been old and lame on a multiplying scale every 2 seconds that passes..
  • Henwood, on 02/15/2008, -9/+2I can haz wief?
  • usingpond, on 02/15/2008, -14/+30This is the most nauseating marriage proposal I've ever heard of.
  • SaintStryfe, on 02/15/2008, -21/+26wow, digg has a rep for being downers but this is so stupid.

    Nice story. And cute Cat Macros too. I'm entertained, and hope the best for the couple.

    And digg as usual can go to hell.
    • kgool, on 02/15/2008, -7/+2I dugg you up on that one.
    • sponeil, on 02/15/2008, -5/+6Same here. I normally don't like lolcats, but this one was cute, and practically guaranteed to make her melt (assuming she's a cat person, but I'll bet that was her cat in the picture).
    • Papajohn56, on 02/15/2008, -9/+3Choke on a dick for thinking lolcats are funny/cute.
  • neko, on 02/15/2008, -18/+21I think it's cute and evidently it worked so those people taking the time to say how much they dislike it can just go cry themselves to sleep, like every night.
    • striggity, on 02/15/2008, -12/+3how old are you? 13? your opinion means nothing
    • sponeil, on 02/15/2008, -5/+6Way to go Neko. And striggity, your attitude sounds more like the 13-year-old. Those of us who are married with kids know that most potential wives would melt at something like this. Obviously you wouldn't do this if she wasn't a cat lover, but that was probably her cat in the pictures.
      • Tweekster, on 02/15/2008, -8/+1any woman that thinks this is cute should be sterilized.
    • hagfish70, on 02/15/2008, -8/+2Yeah, I'll cry myself to sleep after I put my penis in my girlfriend's vagina.
      • Testiculese, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1If you're going to lie, sound convincing.

        "Yea, I'll cry myself to sleep after I ***** my girl so hard her freckles come off"
  • Tyrghast, on 02/15/2008, -14/+7Hey heres a great idea! Lets submit the frontpage to a lolcats website!
    Sweet! This is almost as good as submitting every single webcomic and Yahtzee video! I wonder how people would find this stuff if we didn't put it on digg for them!
    • arcanistherogue, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1Digg this man up, his comment is the truth.

      This ***** is retarded and is the reason why digg sucks so bad now.
    • Viroz, on 02/16/2008, -0/+1I would NEVER saw this if it weren't on digg. And I found this pretty good. Even if it's not funny, I still think it's SOMETHING, I mean, the first LOLcat proposal in history... Come on!
  • LogitechG15, on 02/15/2008, -18/+8The people calling the couple losers need to look in the mirror. Heck, most Digg users don't even have a significant other besides their computer.
    • lebsoljah, on 02/15/2008, -4/+2Careful... The diggers will fight back!
  • nesibus, on 02/15/2008, -14/+3She then sent him a picture of her..."cat"....and said "urz neverz getnz insidz dis" and then dumped his ass.
  • yellowsnowcone, on 02/15/2008, -13/+7she replied already. she said: no wayz, ur a lozr
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