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Man must wear more than backwards thong to feed the pigeons!

news.bbc.co.uk — A 58-year-old drunk man who fed pigeons wearing only a skimpy thong which was back to front has been fined £150. "Asked why he did it, he replied 'I don't know. I was just feeding the birds and if I was wanting to do that I would just go down town and get a whore'."

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  • CyberSol, on 03/27/2008, -7/+50Pics or it didn't happen.
    • Po0py, on 03/27/2008, -3/+37No thanks.
    • uziko, on 03/27/2008, -11/+3i'll pass, i'd like more pics of these girls though http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/new ... i can't stop thinking about them
      • tidu, on 03/27/2008, -1/+10There's a seat here with your name on it. Go ahead.
      • lamiaconfitor, on 03/27/2008, -3/+2pedophile.
      • Kurlumbenus, on 03/27/2008, -0/+4Why don't you have a seat over there.
      • yojiffyskippy, on 03/27/2008, -1/+3Father Uziko? Is that you?
      • mahdaeng, on 03/27/2008, -0/+3When that story hit Digg a few days ago, so many guys were drooling over those two girls. I didn't understand it then, and I don't understand it now. First of all, they're children. Secondly, as children, they have no shape. Thirdly, they're average-looking at best. Go out and meet some real women, people.
        • Kurlumbenus, on 03/27/2008, -0/+3You're talking to diggers.
        • uziko, on 03/29/2008, -1/+1and they aren't children you idiot, they are teenagers, dumbass
          • mahdaeng, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1You're well thought-out and eloquent response has proved me wrong. Good work!
    • cowsgonemadd3, on 03/27/2008, -0/+4yuck
    • lamiaconfitor, on 03/27/2008, -0/+5you really want to see that nasty dudes junk?
  • alanocu, on 03/27/2008, -2/+32so glad BBC didn't have a slideshow with this story
  • speedwank, on 03/27/2008, -2/+29We all run the risk of putting our thongs on backwards when drunk...I mean it's natural.
    • blakeage, on 03/27/2008, -1/+3Question is, why'd he have a thong in the first place?
      • hoodedrobin, on 03/27/2008, -1/+3Cause this drunk mother ***** has a girlfriend.. DIGG user.
  • socialtizer, on 03/27/2008, -1/+19dugg for the he would just go to town comment
  • DeskFlyer, on 03/27/2008, -4/+18Sounds like he'd be fun at a party.
    • DMcln, on 03/27/2008, -1/+7Yeah he is, i had him round back when he was in his backwards bra days.

      {sigh} good times, good times
    • czeman, on 03/28/2008, -0/+1Sure, if you like to look at partially exposed penises!
  • lickmylovepump, on 03/27/2008, -1/+24sounds like a typical tuesday morning for me.
  • breckinshire, on 03/27/2008, -1/+19"Batchelor had gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons a pie"

    Didn't I read this in a Grimm Brothers' story somewhere?
    • rickyg67, on 03/27/2008, -1/+2They must have changed the spelling of bachelor after the Grimm Brothers had that story published.
  • lonelycoo, on 03/27/2008, -1/+19Daddy?
  • CareyM, on 03/27/2008, -5/+2A Man in a thong...that's just not good. But at least he cares for the environment!
    • yingjai, on 03/27/2008, -0/+13feeding pidgeons is not caring for the environment.
      • blakeage, on 03/27/2008, -4/+3excellent point, it's very important to make that distinguishment
        • melat0nin, on 03/27/2008, -1/+4you serious? distinguishment?
        • sovietninja, on 03/27/2008, -0/+1Hey we are all trying to distinctify the language ok?
  • Dunhamzzz, on 03/27/2008, -10/+5fap fap fap
  • chrissku, on 03/27/2008, -1/+11No he doesn't look like the type of guy who would abuse alcohol or drugs. Not at all. (!)
  • davidg11, on 03/27/2008, -0/+13I think Sisqo has something to say about this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7GYgxtK5jY
  • TheKeithD, on 03/27/2008, -0/+6This truly deserves to be in the Offbeat category.
  • BarriedaleNick, on 03/27/2008, -0/+20This sort of thing is a daily occurrence in Scotland
  • bicyclethief, on 03/27/2008, -1/+10The pigeons get a few crumbs while the rest of us get eye candy.
  • mcduck, on 03/27/2008, -1/+7If this stands, it will have a huge impact on my daily life!
  • blooby, on 03/27/2008, -0/+8Wouldn't it be quite pain inducing to wear a thong backwards? I'm merely speculating here...
  • groone, on 03/27/2008, -1/+5Another reason why beer is good!
  • Chestnut3499, on 03/27/2008, -1/+6You're my boy, Blue!
  • weeeezzll, on 03/27/2008, -0/+7"There were a large number of schoolchildren passing his home address at this stage."

    What about those poor pigeons!?
  • irishpal25, on 03/27/2008, -1/+5i hope the pigeons went for his worm lol
  • orangetiki, on 03/27/2008, -0/+4if he wore a Brazilian thong, he wouldn't have to wear it backwards.
  • weeeezzll, on 03/27/2008, -0/+8Sheriff Michael Fletcher said: "The alcohol seems to be at the root of the problem ..."</obvious>
  • fluxboxuk, on 03/27/2008, -0/+9gone are the days when its socially acceptable to reveal yourself in public while feeding the birds... bet less people would of complained if it had been a sexy blonde wearing her thong backwards, in fact im guessing the main complaint would be that she was still wearing the thong !
    • eazyyweeezy, on 03/27/2008, -0/+6exactly, but as soon as a fat man wears a thong in the street, theres a problem, such sexism honestly..
  • dev1t, on 03/27/2008, -4/+1And this is a news story because...?

    Oh he wanted to get on the news and now hit the digg home page and countless other "news" pages.

    Let's here it for great journalism!!
  • petergerickson, on 03/27/2008, -0/+13Bill Murray is getting weird.
    • yojiffyskippy, on 03/27/2008, -2/+2IT'S IN THE HOLE! IT'S IN THE HOLE!
  • WallnutBoy, on 03/27/2008, -0/+7"Batchelor claimed he had not seen anyone around, but then confessed he looked at everyone as they went past and the "schoolgirls were bonnie.""

    ...what?
  • razmig, on 03/27/2008, -2/+2I am not saying this isn't weird, but when I worked as a camp councilor a few summers ago, my group of 6 and 7-year-olds saw just about everything there is to see "hanging out" in the shower room after our visits to the public pool. I guess its the situation that makes this "shocking", but depending on the age, im sure they've seen more, especially from those elderly people at the public pool.
    • mahdaeng, on 03/27/2008, -2/+3Uh, yeah. Shower rooms are for showers. People generally shower without any clothes on. Without any clothes on, "everything there is to see" is easily seen. I, for one, am completely shocked that you saw naked people in a shower room.
      • razmig, on 03/27/2008, -0/+2Thanks smart ass, let me rephrase, creepy ***** people walk around, outside of the shower room, just past the locker area, into the sitting area (where they choose to get dressed) and hang out in front of my ***** camp kids. But thanks for being a cool kid!
        • mahdaeng, on 03/28/2008, -0/+1Well, that's a completely different picture - and not a pretty one at that. You should have said so in the first place.

          :^)
  • CraigReed, on 03/27/2008, -1/+8I just love the quote "The witnesses were alarmed by his actions and concerned for the children who had passed "
    Cause heaven forbid that children might see what genitals look like.
  • knobtwiddler, on 03/27/2008, -5/+2i think i got a boner
  • shadowblade989, on 03/27/2008, -1/+1This guy in london comes to US high school concerts
    http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/shadowbla ...
  • binaryloop, on 03/27/2008, -3/+3I'd be worried if the thong had a bulge on the back side..... if you know what I mean.
  • insonh, on 03/27/2008, -0/+6ladies and gentlemen i do believe we've found the next Governor of New York

    give him a big round of applause!
  • mahdaeng, on 03/27/2008, -0/+5I'm thinking Mr. Batchelor still is one.
  • Spoomeister, on 03/27/2008, -1/+2I... um... buh... wait, what?
  • mandarin, on 03/27/2008, -0/+5To Alcohol!
    The cause and solution to all of lifes problems!
  • mrshll, on 03/27/2008, -0/+3i lol'd.
  • Elliottx, on 03/27/2008, -1/+169 comments...Hmmm...>.>
  • czeman, on 03/27/2008, -0/+2'I don't know. I was just feeding the birds and if I was wanting to do that I would just go down town and get a whore'
    What?

    "schoolgirls were bonnie."
    Again, what?
  • 2winhe1ix, on 03/28/2008, -0/+1His last name is "Batchelor"... the irony! It was either a sign or a life calling!
  • deepika123, on 04/01/2008, -0/+0• cheers Sehwag! The top ranked Indian batsmen as per ICC. Came as a pleasant surprise while I was goping through http://www.cricketnirvana.com/?um=2 Way to go Veeru…
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