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- MikeonTV, on 07/05/2009, -2/+355He shouldn't have been sawing wood.
- LittleCyster, on 07/06/2009, -2/+346Not to worry... if he's 54 and his mother's doing the press interviews, he probably wasn't using it much anyways.
- darkfreq, on 07/06/2009, -0/+257"I have spoken to him and he is quite embarrassed about the whole incident"
Embarrassed is when you accidentally fart in church. This is on a totally different level. - DirtyVicar, on 07/05/2009, -0/+204I must have missed the Bob Vila segment about how to do nude carpentry at mom's house.
Not to mention if carpentry penis severings really do happen all the time in the UK, I think they need some stiffer laws. - one1plus1one, on 07/06/2009, -0/+137Nahhh not really. You get used to it.
As a carpenter, rapidly oscillating cutting blades nick my penis all the time, especially when I'm forgetful and leave my penis out in the open, dangling willy-nilly on a plank of plywood.
I just keep a few band-aides and rubbing alcohol handy is all.
Sometimes when I forget my hammer at home, I use my penis -- heck just the other day I hammered a 6 inch spike into a board with my penis alone. - ftwb, on 07/06/2009, -0/+124I heard it grows back thicker, like hair.
- inactive, on 07/06/2009, -3/+107if you cut it off, two grow back. you should try it
- mort8824, on 07/05/2009, -0/+81"I have spoken to him and he is quite embarrassed about the whole incident,"
Something tells me he was doing some dirty stuff with that wood. I don't understand how this could have possibly happened.
He isn't revealing the truth - rajun50, on 07/06/2009, -1/+69The last time I cut my penis off I was doing carpentry work so there's gotta be something to it.
- 3fingeredjoe, on 07/06/2009, -0/+68I am a carpenter, and I have never heard of this happening, especially not "all the time." Fingers? Sure. Dicks? Not so much.
- MrFisty, on 07/06/2009, -0/+64Yeah, I'm not sure what's more embarrassing: a) cutting off your penis, or b) having your mother be your media spokeswoman on the incident... when you're 54.
- Mooky555, on 07/06/2009, -2/+66Anyone else cringe when they read that title?
- fungusmonkey, on 07/06/2009, -1/+61Like a boss.
- one1plus1one, on 07/06/2009, -8/+58Yes, I agree we need much stiffer laws to have a really big and huge impact on this issue.
However we must be careful not to prematurely enact such laws. We don't want this to blow up in our face. It's important to... - Sherman901, on 07/06/2009, -3/+48A little overboard
- wdw25, on 07/06/2009, -0/+45How else are you supposed to trim your pubes?
- livefromheaven, on 07/06/2009, -0/+44I think he was using it himself pretty often
- Boogalou007, on 07/05/2009, -3/+46I would be sad if this happened to me.
- JYoungest1, on 07/06/2009, -4/+45He accidentally the whole penis?
- thegrantman, on 07/06/2009, -0/+39He's just nuts.
- beatbinky79, on 07/06/2009, -1/+39I came here looking for this comment.
- f4nt0m4s, on 07/06/2009, -0/+36It reminds me of the "I was vacuuming naked and the vacuum got hold of my penis!" stories.
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/914/whats ... - BREZZZ, on 07/06/2009, -0/+34Wear pants. I guarantee a saw isn't going to get a good enough grip on your manhood to cut it off with a fly in the way.
- phyx726, on 07/06/2009, -1/+35teehee you said 6 inch spike.
- Boogalou007, on 07/05/2009, -3/+36So the blood wouldn't soak the floor?
- Shaggy3, on 07/06/2009, -4/+37Some call it an accident.
Some call it natural selection. - heasby, on 07/06/2009, -1/+30The penis mightier than the sword. The saw is mightier than the penis.
- DaDrake, on 07/06/2009, -0/+28"This was an unfortunate accident but these things happen all the time to people in his profession."
Recently, I been reading up on woodworking thinking about getting into the hobby. I now have second thoughts about that. - NoNotReally, on 07/06/2009, -0/+26The interview process for this profession must be really interesting.
"just to let you know... people in our industry---do--- get their penis cut off from time to time...but we have an excellent dental plan" - f4nt0m4s, on 07/06/2009, -0/+22My 1-inch erection is the next best thing to a ruler. With a pencil, a little patience, and 12 markings later, I can measure out a whole foot! So yeah, I do carpentry naked.
- asgardshill, on 07/05/2009, -0/+21"A South Central Ambulance Service spokesman said paramedics found him bleeding in his bathtub."
Woah - I just had an "I Spit On Your Grave" flashback.
Nice twig trim, but remember you get no Darwin Award unless you get the berries too. - Twinfire0, on 07/06/2009, -0/+20Could have used this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esnQwVZOrUU
- staystilljason, on 07/06/2009, -0/+18I call it castration
- mrpunman, on 07/06/2009, -1/+19Nothing new. This happens daily in Thailand. Only, with consent..
- mcprogrammer, on 07/06/2009, -0/+18He did: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3mzhvMgrLE
- jman583, on 07/06/2009, -0/+15I think he might have used it.
- Disgod, on 07/06/2009, -1/+16You're doing it wrong then.... apparently.
- Nebarik, on 07/06/2009, -0/+15i call it kinky
- Tiak, on 07/06/2009, -0/+15This guy comes from an ancient tradition of elite carpenters who have forsaken all measuring tools in exchange for the exclusive use of the human penis. Give him a break.
- MasterTroll, on 07/06/2009, -0/+13that's still something you hope never happens..
- SilentJay74, on 07/06/2009, -0/+12The whole thing.
- wozup, on 07/06/2009, -1/+138== / =====D :(
- schroeder, on 07/06/2009, -0/+11How tall are you? Oh, I get it. He's supposed to have a very large penis.
- offthewagon, on 07/06/2009, -1/+12Let's see. How is this possible...
Wearing pants version:
I guess he was sawing from a raised position--leaning against the wood, and his dick was hanging to one side in his pants, and he was on his tippy toes and was fighting to get his saw through the last bit of wood, and he went too far and cut off a bit of his dick and it fell down the pant leg.
Naked version.
He's drunk. He's wearing boots (a drunk naked carpenter has to have boots on). His dick is hanging on the wood. he cuts through the wood and his dick.
I'm inclined to believe the latter, since his mother is his spokesperson. Never a good sign when you're 50+ and your mom is the one with the inside scoop. - MxM111, on 07/06/2009, -1/+12He accidentally the whole thing...
- fredrockbluff, on 07/06/2009, -1/+12hydra penis?
- RJ0534, on 07/06/2009, -1/+11Now I can have multiple penises and never starve to death at the same time! Thanks dredoggy!
- ewicki, on 07/06/2009, -0/+10His full name is in the paper, too. Ouch. I don't think I'd want anyone to know about that kind of thing.
- kingnova, on 07/06/2009, -2/+11There's cutting wood, then there's CUTTING WOOD.
He has now learned the difference. -
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