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- rpi22, on 03/03/2008, -6/+271I thought everybody knew that rule.
- allaboutdatiki, on 03/03/2008, -7/+175I guess he was pissed ...
- brycelb, on 03/03/2008, -14/+151Sentencing Aldridge to 50 hours of community service, Judge Raoul Neave said: "This is exactly the sort of behaviour that makes people afraid to go to town."
How about not checking out the guy's package next to you. Problem solved. Your free to come back to the city. - yohnstoppable, on 03/03/2008, -1/+103The worst is when they try to talk to you
"Sup"
"Not much. Just standing here pissing...with my penis in my hand"
"cool"
*sigh* - inactive, on 03/03/2008, -3/+96I was at a spring training baseball game the other day and I think some dude took a picture of the guy next to him with his camera phone. Total breach of etiquette, I was just like WTF! This dude deserved to get punched in the face twice and in the balls two more times
- Nomadelle, on 03/03/2008, -16/+109Don't violate the urinal etiquette, or you will apparently get punched!
- noseeme, on 03/03/2008, -3/+90Urinal etiquette is serious ***** business. I find that the most common offenders are old people... Or does that only happen to me?
...*****! - isseki, on 03/03/2008, -3/+81counsel Liz Bulger said: "This incident arose from what I understand to be urinal etiquette."
I don't want to sound sexist or anything, but what would a woman know about urinal etiquette? - donquixote235, on 03/03/2008, -1/+75RULE 1: When presented with a row of empty urinals, choose one on either end.
RULE 2: When arriving at a row of urinals with one or more occupants, choose the empty urinal which is furthest from an occupied urinal.
RULE 3: Always make sure to have at least one space between occupants.
RULE 4: When unable to comply with Rule 3, check to see if a stall is available.
RULE 5: If there is no stall available and you must stand next to one or more other occupants, keep eyes forward (or on your own activity) at all times. It is also appropriate to stare up into empty space. In no event should you look toward the other occupants, unless they're suffering from an obvious medical issue that requires immediate attention (such as a heart attack/stroke) or they're on fire. If they are on fire or suffering a medical condition, never make eye contact with their package. Note that it's okay to pee on the distressed occupant in case of fire, but only in the area of the flames. While peeing on the inflamed occupant, be sure to announce that you're doing this for their own good.
RULE 6: Peeing in the sink is NOT acceptable. - inactive, on 03/03/2008, -11/+65This was in New Zealand, where you can't tell which ones are women without a DNA test.
- degron, on 03/03/2008, -2/+54Sounds to me like he was a little cocky.
- slvrbullet87, on 03/03/2008, -13/+63The guy checking out another dudes junk should have to do 50 hours of community service.
- Shambla, on 03/03/2008, -0/+49Test your etiquette: http://www.onlyfungames.com/play/the-urinal-game
- Chompy, on 03/03/2008, -5/+53Not only did this guy take the urinal right next to another man, but he then started talking to him. Aldridge was sentenced to community service; it should be patrolling other men's restrooms, punching more violaters.
- Stevanoski, on 03/03/2008, -1/+45Etiq. rule #2, do not urinate on person in next stall's shoes while talking on your cell phone.
- frostbyt, on 03/03/2008, -1/+41This is why I fart soon as someone else enters the bathroom (There is no baths in there). Just to let them know who is in charge.
- 1jaxstate1, on 03/03/2008, -4/+39When you ignore one of the most important Man Laws, you get decked in the face, what did he expect.
- JackyAppleJones, on 03/03/2008, -9/+44Maddox strikes again.
- TTURabble, on 03/03/2008, -1/+36Some of us don't go into the bathroom to have a conversation.
- slkuhn, on 03/03/2008, -3/+37...such a dick
- wertach, on 03/03/2008, -2/+34The worst is when the guy next to you says "Nice Dick Man"
- inactive, on 03/03/2008, -3/+35*punches*
- yohnstoppable, on 03/03/2008, -1/+32Ya I got pissed at someone for doing that once. Then I remembered I had set down my Dickman action figure on the urinal I was using. Felt like a jackass, and had to buy the guy a beer for pissing on his shoe :(
- kiwiboyus, on 03/03/2008, -4/+32I bet that is the excuse your Dad gave you about getting with your Mother.
- TheDHC, on 03/03/2008, -1/+29M-MM-M-M-MONSTER PUN
- inactive, on 03/03/2008, -1/+28You never use the one next to him. Always leave space in between which is usually an average man's width and a half. That guy had it comming. DON'T BREAK MAN LAWS!
- slkuhn, on 03/03/2008, -1/+26Bathroom etiquette: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw
- magoblygoo, on 03/03/2008, -1/+26I thought that was common sense not to look at the guys junk next to you. it makes the whole peeing on the wall thing really awkward
- mush0010, on 03/03/2008, -0/+24The fact that this guy will have to tell his buddies that he got a black eye and broken nose from checking out some other dude's wedding vegetables is quite punishment in itself as well.
- yohnstoppable, on 03/03/2008, -1/+24Oh SNAP!
- Mr.Gone, on 03/03/2008, -2/+24At least he didn't throw him off a cliff.
- inactive, on 03/03/2008, -0/+21i wonder if he finished first and then punched the guy
- inactive, on 03/03/2008, -7/+27I never understood why the hell urinals were made side by side or combined with usually only a small divider.. who came up with that design? I for once do not need to stand side by side, I rather go into a stall... in fact i always do and no its not because of insecurity its because I have no need for anyone to look at my dick or for me to accidentally look at someone else's when turning around to go wash my hands. Why can't i have a stall with a urinal in it? I don't need a door on that urinal, I just don't need someone standing next to me, when i pee I'd like to pee in peace. Am I alone in this?
- Chompy, on 03/03/2008, -0/+20*punch*
- NeverOffside, on 03/03/2008, -1/+19I did that once. to be fair he didn't hit me until I asked him to wait a sec while I got my macro lens out.
- inactive, on 03/03/2008, -0/+18I do believe that you breached the proper etiquette code by not repeatedly punching him in the face, even if he didn't take the pictures of you.
- Chairboy, on 03/03/2008, -2/+18It's funny, you start by saying you're not insecure, then go on to define in excruciating detail exactly how insecure you are. Especially the breathless terror in your words when you describe the possibility of accidentally seeing someone elses genitals.
Maybe there's a good explanation though... do you perhaps have a deathly banana allergy? - capiCrimm, on 03/03/2008, -5/+22or when they try and suck your penis.
- kidtwist, on 03/03/2008, -1/+17On the other hand observing urinal code etiquette can get you killed. Exhibit A: Roman Emperor Caracalla. While on military campaign he stopped by the side of the road to urinate. His bodyguard, in observance of urinating man laws, stepped away to give him some privacy, at which point one of his soldiers (who had an unknown grudge against him) ran up and killed the emperor with a single stroke of the sword. The fleeing assassin was killed by an archer, but that didn't do the emperor any good.
- floridiot2, on 03/03/2008, -2/+18More info needed.
- inactive, on 03/03/2008, -2/+17I know what you mean. At the gym locker room, it's the old farts that give me the creeps. Maybe they look because they're sad that they're best days are over... I don't know. ***** hate it. They should have a young person locker room, a gay locker room (hey, I'm not allowed to watch women shower! fair is fair), and a dirty old man locker room. Women just need one locker room because everyone knows they're all at least a little gay. :-)
- freudianslipper, on 03/03/2008, -2/+15*punches again*
- Hubris, on 03/03/2008, -0/+13Romans did not have urinal code. They had large common bathrooms where many people would be going at once....and there were no dividers. Their version of urinal code would be.....pick the seat furthest away from the guy letting loose like he just won a burrito-eating contest.
- d03boy, on 03/03/2008, -0/+13I figured out how to solve this problem... put the urinals on a circular wall so everyones back is to the middle.
- tobytobiasjones, on 07/02/2009, -1/+14Massive man law violation...
- donte, on 03/03/2008, -2/+14What was Larry Craig doing in New Zealand?
- donquixote235, on 03/03/2008, -0/+12Because it's too close to the door, and somebody can see your package.
- MattBD, on 03/03/2008, -0/+12Strangely enough the other day I was talking to a couple of female colleagues and they couldn't believe it when I said that when you use the urinal furthest away from someone as you can and look straight ahead or down and don't make conversation.
By contrast, apparently there are some nightclubs where there's a double cubicle in the ladies so women can carry on talking while they do their business. - nbcaffeine, on 03/03/2008, -0/+12you wait till one finishes, idiot
- rayraym0fucka, on 03/03/2008, -3/+15I don't care who sees my junk.
As far as accidentally looking at someone elses junk... how do you do that? Maybe if he spun around at you and started pointing to it you might look down. Otherwise there is no way to accidentally look at someone's wang - just don't look in that direction. -
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