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Man Exposed Himself While Buying a Cookie?

orlandosentinel.com — A man in a "Top Gun" T-shirt walked into a Florida convenience store to buy a cookie, giving the clerks a flash of what he was packing under his belt - and it wasn't a gun.

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  • mrgreenjeans, on 04/17/2009, -1/+39Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?
  • tbhurst, on 04/17/2009, -1/+33Yeah, he exposed himself to the threat of tooth decay and cavities.
  • brodriguez, on 04/17/2009, -1/+31"giving the clerks a flash of what he was packing under his belt - and it wasn't a gun."

    Was it a comb? A flashlight?
  • AmyVernon, on 04/17/2009, -2/+28Any article that includes this sentence: "Employees told deputies the man had shown them his goods twice in March." - is dugg by me. Freakin' hilarious.
  • brodriguez, on 04/17/2009, -0/+22Negative Ghostrider...pattern is full.
  • commentposted, on 04/18/2009, -0/+22It's loaded and it shoots stuff. I don't see how it isn't a gun.
  • robdazomba, on 04/18/2009, -0/+21Am I the only one who thinks the white dot covering his junk is hilariously small?
  • dstrizzle69, on 04/17/2009, -2/+22No it was his *****
  • Gee1004, on 04/17/2009, -1/+21Yeah, it's the latest thing to walk in stores with your dick hanging out
  • inactive, on 04/18/2009, -0/+19only if the balls touch
  • diggitalism, on 04/18/2009, -1/+18i liked the part where he showed his penis.

    ..does that make me gay?
  • NateHKA, on 04/18/2009, -0/+17Homer Simpson: "Awwww!! Florida is America's Wang!
  • pxmm, on 04/17/2009, -1/+17He can be my WANGman any time...
  • AmericanGunner, on 04/18/2009, -3/+18For everyone else who lives in florida like me and has to read these stories:

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  • Bobby1978, on 04/18/2009, -1/+15"Sexual organ".
  • sageerrant, on 04/18/2009, -0/+13Way better than a sexual xylophone.
  • atgmac, on 04/18/2009, -0/+13You can't use that line when the original statement has an implied sexual reference to start with.
  • sageerrant, on 04/18/2009, -0/+12Poor guy... he has a flat, perfectly circular penis, and it still manages to peek out of his shorts.
  • MasterGrief, on 04/18/2009, -1/+10It's not your fault Florida's flypaper for idiots
  • robdazomba, on 04/18/2009, -0/+9No, just festive.
  • DouglasQ, on 04/18/2009, -3/+11'Obama offers Cuba 'new beginning' (with pic and video)' - 100 Diggs
    'Man Exposed Himself While Buying a Cookie?' - 198 Diggs

    *****'s sakes.
  • asgardshill, on 04/18/2009, -0/+8This is his rifle, this is his gun.
    One is for shootin', the other's for fun.
  • dstrizzle69, on 04/17/2009, -2/+10A real life coockie manster
  • bluedostoevsky, on 04/18/2009, -0/+8strange things are afoot at the circle k
  • robdazomba, on 04/18/2009, -0/+8Penisbutter.
  • inactive, on 04/18/2009, -0/+7what kind of cookie
  • breakaway, on 04/18/2009, -1/+8must have*
  • amauldin71, on 04/18/2009, -0/+7The clerks must have lost that loving feeling.
  • guardgurl, on 04/18/2009, -1/+7A bird?
  • inactive, on 04/18/2009, -0/+6Crashed and burned eh, Mav?
  • HellTempest, on 04/18/2009, -0/+5***** the RIAA?
  • MerchantofPanic, on 04/18/2009, -0/+5Clerk: That'll be a buck 20 for the cookie and $2 for the sausage.
  • OniSyphon, on 04/18/2009, -0/+5Yes. Small penises aren't funny. Wait...*****.
  • ChromaVita, on 04/18/2009, -4/+8I think the thumbnail of Florida was a little unnecessary. I knew as soon as I read the headline.
  • richlw, on 04/18/2009, -0/+4macadamia nuts
  • bci84, on 04/18/2009, -1/+5I want a cookie with Nuts!
  • inactive, on 04/18/2009, -0/+4a dickerdoodle
  • getatmedigg, on 04/18/2009, -1/+5Total accident.
  • seltaeb4, on 04/18/2009, -0/+4Maybe it was just his way of asking for a donut.
  • diggydoc, on 04/18/2009, -0/+4Happens all the time.
  • SaladCactusKing, on 04/18/2009, -0/+4ok.
  • aceakm, on 04/18/2009, -0/+4No one wants to buy cookies with you Maverick because you're DANGEROUS!
  • billyfalconer, on 04/18/2009, -0/+4Classy Longhorn.
  • inactive, on 04/18/2009, -0/+3Observe and Report !
  • Fabbyfubz, on 04/18/2009, -0/+3MY GOD! I CLICKED ON THE LINK AND MY MIND. WAS. BLOWN! NOW I KNOW DIFFERENTIABLE CALCULUS AND I CAN DO IT IN MY HEAD!

    THANKS, SHALINI2121!
  • TylerDuhrdan, on 04/18/2009, -0/+3I swear I read the headline as "Man Explodes himself while buying a cookie"
  • robdazomba, on 04/18/2009, -0/+3It was his cack! His fookin' cack!
  • Pignanelli, on 04/18/2009, -0/+2When that happens to a woman, they call it a "wardrobe malfunction". With a man, it's a criminal act.
  • maqikelefant, on 04/18/2009, -0/+2Dyslexic much?
  • EL0UNGE, on 04/18/2009, -0/+2Good job.....do you want a cookie?
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