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- MikeonTV, on 12/28/2007, -4/+141I'm going to with he realized how much cash he owed the joint and had a heart attack
- bossm4n, on 12/28/2007, -2/+109Our girls are to die for.
- oOLiquidNightOo, on 12/28/2007, -8/+107Setting: Funeral Visitation
Guy # 01: Hey Bill.
Guy # 02: Mike, it's been awhile, good to see you.
Mike: Christ. I just wish it wasn't under these circumstance, you know?
Bill: Yeah, this is surreal, Scott was always so full of life.
Mike: Did you hear how he died?
Bill: Not really, the paper just said "suddenly passed", you know the bit.
Mike: Dude, he went on a bender at the strip club. One hand full of beer, the other .. well.
Mike: Anyway, long story short, he partied so hard, it killed him.
Bill: Bah, you're ***** me, right?
Mike: Does it look like I'm ***** you? Seriously take a look at the guy.
Mike: They tried everything humanly possible, but they still were unable to pry that *****' smile off of his face. - ordig, on 12/28/2007, -4/+982 hours is not a marathon drinking session. Try 2 days.
- newtrip, on 12/28/2007, -7/+862 hours worth of blue-balls? No thanks, not a way I'd want to go out. Blue-balls are lethal!
- LuCiFer6, on 12/28/2007, -1/+63Live Free or Die Ha.... never-mind..
- akkibaba, on 12/28/2007, -1/+51So, he went to heaven BEFORE he died? Good for him.
- philliesphan026, on 12/28/2007, -3/+46"Club employees had moved him to another room and checked up on him periodically but found him without a pulse at 2am."
WTF? So they just tossed him aside after he passed out or whatever? Why wouldn't they call an ambulance? - sheaman42, on 12/28/2007, -3/+41I hope his life had a happy ending.
- KidVicious, on 12/28/2007, -0/+33When did being aroused by naked women become a bad thing?
- pauleric, on 12/28/2007, -0/+31This is a strip club we're talking about, not a 5 star restaurant and not the nicest guys running the place either. They probably get several passed out drunks every night. Call ambulances that often and then the police would start getting too interested in them.
- paperfrog, on 12/28/2007, -1/+30That club is going to have one helluva word-of-mouth after this.
- QGYH2, on 12/28/2007, -1/+27Well, at least he died happy (I hope)
- kosmoX, on 12/28/2007, -0/+21Imagine how the stripper feels.
- canewediggit, on 12/28/2007, -1/+19"if you gotta go, go with a smile."
2 hours really doesn't qualify as a 'marathon' session. correct me if i'm wrong, but isn't touching outlawed in tampa now? - tubeblender, on 12/28/2007, -1/+19Just a shot in the dark here (pun intended), but when you die after?
- veloscaper, on 12/28/2007, -2/+19he'll be fine if he can get home in 20 min. and rub one out.
- batista86, on 12/28/2007, -0/+152 hour lap dance and tons of drinks....the bill was probably over a thousand dollars....i would of died too.
- rhabd0mancer, on 12/28/2007, -2/+16In Ohio, it's illegal to touch a stripper, thanks to right-wing christofascist Phil Burress.
- inactive, on 12/28/2007, -1/+15They are checking for more than just alcohol.
- sjbdallas, on 12/28/2007, -1/+15What do you suppose the "Lap Dance of Death" goes for? Is it just the cumulative total of 24 5-minute dances (580 bucks?) or do you suppose it's like the VIP room where there's an overhead charge?
- sjbdallas, on 12/28/2007, -0/+13That's what SHE said.
- cococooky, on 12/28/2007, -1/+14Try whenever you are awake...
/stupid - tubeblender, on 12/28/2007, -2/+15The most appropriate response to you would be, ***** off and die.
- zmjone2992, on 12/28/2007, -2/+15ha! try a week.
- GafferXL, on 12/28/2007, -5/+17"YOU'RE MY BOY, BLUE!"
- NeptuneZen, on 12/28/2007, -0/+11He did, didn't you read the article?
- inactive, on 12/28/2007, -0/+11lightweight
- atonement, on 12/28/2007, -0/+10www.2girls1cup.com
- drakenlot, on 12/28/2007, -0/+10...Right after screaming "Give me my ***** money!"
- Sornos, on 12/28/2007, -0/+10Proud, maybe? Her lapdance was so good it kills. Imagine the marketing!
- adidos, on 12/28/2007, -0/+9Ambulances are bad for business...
- inactive, on 12/28/2007, -0/+8I don't want to.
- opticwind, on 12/28/2007, -0/+8Scruffy's gonna die like he lived....*turns page of porn*
- TopKnot, on 12/28/2007, -3/+11Not sayin' that this is the same Jason Transue, but ain't it a coincidence that when I did a google search for his name, up popped a website for adult webmasters... you can check it out here http://www.theadultwebmaster.com/modules.php?op=mo ...
His name is listed near the bottom of the page and the link, when you can figure out how to get around their lousy html linking, leads to an adult site for Nikki and Tina. A fast google search for the owner of that site, Klean Kut Productions shows the following for contact info:
Klean Kut Productions
*** East Jackson St
Suite ***
Tampa, Florida 33602
Thought the news article said he was in some sort of health care field? Me thinks he had a little sumthin going on the side! - soulkitchen, on 12/28/2007, -0/+7I know God told you to spell phonetically but please for our sake:
Strait:: A narrow channel joining two larger bodies of water.
Straight:: Extending continuously in the same direction without curving
Oh and KniteWulf, he wasn't being sarcastic. IN FACT, check out this post where he proclaims the Westboro Baptist Church as the only true church. If the Westboro church is anything close to what God wants, then God is an *****. http://www.digg.com/political_opinion/10_Things_Ch ... - Midnightbrewer, on 12/28/2007, -0/+7You're also still breathing. Doing tests on a living person and a dead person are a bit different, not to mention that they have to test to see if he died from the alcohol or something else. The police just want to know your blood alcohol content.
- ButchersBoy, on 12/28/2007, -2/+9Further proof that you yanks can't drink.
- KniteWulf, on 12/28/2007, -0/+6I don't know if he was being sarcastic or not..
- oojamaflip2006, on 12/28/2007, -0/+6No thank you wienerFan
- cmw72, on 12/28/2007, -0/+5Now THAT's how you get pink eye!
- aaronm67, on 12/28/2007, -0/+5What strip clubs are you going to that the beer is cheap?
- b0rna, on 12/28/2007, -0/+4"with a smile"...and an erection.
- xyqxyq, on 12/28/2007, -2/+6would have*
- SteveDeGroof, on 12/28/2007, -0/+4Possible advertising slogans: "Die happy", "Killer babes", "Don't worry. We have paramedics on standby, just in case."
- tubeblender, on 12/28/2007, -1/+5not cool
- rockstar1o9, on 12/28/2007, -0/+4What?! The girl in the nurse outfit isn't a real nurse!??!! ::SHOCKED::
- chkdg8, on 12/28/2007, -0/+4He must've been on some other ***** as well. You don't die from drinking in two hours. It takes a lot longer than that. If this is the case, then the club can be legally charged for homicide in that they made no effort in cutting off his alcoholic consumption. Let's wait until they post the toxicology report. However the case turns out, the bartender should look for another career.
- Scorps111, on 12/28/2007, -1/+4Only Northen England, Scotland and the Irish can drink heavily XD
- TiMMY8765, on 12/28/2007, -1/+4titties n beer...
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