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- SeaweedWater, on 07/10/2008, -2/+128About half of the Guiness World Records scream "Daddy, look at me!".
This is one of them. - AussieCynic, on 07/10/2008, -1/+75why?
- cpbrown, on 07/11/2008, -2/+72"Hilarious comments commence!"
lame ass statement of the day - ileftfark, on 07/10/2008, -1/+49I think we all hold a world record in something, if you're gonna qualify such retarded *****.
- pckbeta, on 07/10/2008, -1/+43Only record I've heard today...
- MikeTheCat, on 07/11/2008, -0/+38WOW THIS REALLY GARNERED THE HILARIOUS COMMENTS.
- pckbeta, on 07/10/2008, -2/+39Two Words: Hemorrhoid Cream
- bixby1, on 07/10/2008, -0/+23why is he wearing knee pads to sit down?
- johndavidjack, on 07/10/2008, -1/+23Couldn't he have chosen something better to do with two days off?
- WiretapStudios, on 07/11/2008, -0/+20So THATS what Raiden from Mortal Kombat does on weekends...
- foofoobee, on 07/11/2008, -0/+19I totally agree. For example, this morning I broke the record yet again for the most times anyone has ever worn the specific pair of socks I'm wearing right now. Astonishingly, just an hour before that, I had just broken the record yet again for the most times anyone has ever brushed my teeth.
- staffell, on 07/11/2008, -0/+17Of all the "worst records ever" this has to be up there..
- rentmitchum, on 07/11/2008, -0/+16I hold the world record for the most times anyone has touched my penis. Unfortunately, my girlfriend lags far behind with nearly no chance of catching up.
- blechler, on 07/11/2008, -0/+16Looking at the space in between rows I would guess that he may hit his knees quite often against the back of the seat immediately in front of him.
- OC73, on 07/11/2008, -1/+16Imagine he got disqualified after video showed he didn't sit long enough in seat # 28,472?
- cusoman, on 07/11/2008, -0/+15I think being a Guiness World Records "Judge" must be both the most exciting and most boring job both at the same time. Can you imagine having to be there to make sure this is a valid record and having to watch the guy sit in every. freaking. chair?
- jupaneanu, on 07/10/2008, -7/+21weirdest record I've heard today
- inactive, on 07/10/2008, -3/+17he must have a flat ass
- samoan27, on 07/11/2008, -1/+15Can't you follow instuctions? You were specifically asked not to ask that question!
- Aitese, on 07/11/2008, -0/+14I salute your endurance
- BornWithRage, on 07/11/2008, -0/+13sure enough, the hilarious comments are nowhere to be found.
- RubineBoy, on 07/11/2008, -0/+12***** in 39,250 Seats? THAT would be a record to break.
- carbonetc, on 07/11/2008, -0/+11I'm more impressed that he did 39,250 squats in two days.
- Namakemono, on 07/11/2008, -1/+11Because he was going to give someone a mean blowjob afterward to celebrate.
- hellosaysme, on 07/11/2008, -1/+10Dude, don't tell me how to comment.
- RicardoWilliams, on 07/10/2008, -3/+12thats a record that you don't want to beat on a hot day.
- inactive, on 07/11/2008, -0/+8That's it? pfffff
- maxyRO, on 07/11/2008, -0/+7basic question being.. why?
- sagegoku666, on 07/11/2008, -2/+9assuming he used all 48 of his hours, thats 4.4 seconds per seat. i bet someone (not me, cuz i dont care) can sit down, stand up, and move 2 feet to the side in less than 4 seconds. someone needs to break this record; then its like this dude wasted 2 days of his life!!! bwahahaha
- powatom, on 07/11/2008, -0/+5Not only is this a stupid record, it isn't even stupid in a funny way.
- metallic07039, on 07/11/2008, -1/+6I want a world record. Maybe I should sit still for a whole day. Wait, I already do that at work.
- Nistelrooy, on 07/11/2008, -0/+5He doesn't squat. He sits in one chair and then pulls the next one down and slides over to it. No joke. Its was the gag on my local news last night.
- zyklon, on 07/11/2008, -0/+5Well you've got to think about repetition. The body gets very sick of it, and I'm sure that shuffling really fast between seats would get very tiring. I mean... just curl your index finger and straighten it, curl it, straighten, over and over. How long can you go? It's just the same.
- snagglefoof, on 07/11/2008, -4/+9why not?
- c4sh, on 07/11/2008, -1/+6"Why don't you have a seat? ... Take a seat, right over there."
- digjam, on 07/11/2008, -0/+5Can this be a world record of the stupidest world records?
- GvnMcCld, on 07/11/2008, -0/+5I really expected this one to come from The Onion.
- JerMe, on 07/11/2008, -3/+7He was sponsored by Verizon to kill two birds with one stone - "Can you hear me now? Good!"
- JKGuy16, on 07/11/2008, -1/+5What a pain in the ass
- thesparrowband, on 07/11/2008, -0/+4everybody was trying to come up with something hilarious to say before you said that, but they had nothing
- acceleration, on 07/11/2008, -1/+5"Thought Pamela Anderson was the only woman on screen who is famous for her large breasts? Click on More Galleries"
- hokie47, on 07/11/2008, -1/+5The day when Guiness stop recording drinking records and cool things like that started the slow decay that resulted with ***** records like this.
- hughsie23, on 07/11/2008, -0/+4wata loser!... hes been dreamin of doin this 4 the lst 20 yrs :O :|
- Hanzolot, on 07/11/2008, -0/+3Lame ass-statement
- Vindicoth, on 07/11/2008, -0/+2He actually broke two records. The second one was setting the worlds most useless record.
- Acglaphotis, on 07/11/2008, -0/+2Too bad it failed.
- shifty2, on 07/11/2008, -0/+2so he will get 2 records, sitting and worst record ever!
- leerayIG88, on 07/11/2008, -0/+2I bet you he's doesn't have a gf.
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