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- bstockwell, on 11/09/2009, -2/+140Most people attend their own funeral.
- WonderBoy55, on 11/09/2009, -2/+93Looks like this guy is a... *sunglasses*... dead man walking.
- basickly, on 11/09/2009, -1/+75YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH
- basickly, on 11/09/2009, -1/+56I'm not proud of this comment.
- jaybol, on 11/08/2009, -2/+32He's going to wish he was dead after his wife chops his balls off for this one
- Boogalou007, on 11/09/2009, -2/+31I would have slowly started shuffling towards my Teabagger Brother in law while rasping, "BRAINS!"
- deadpoetic333, on 11/09/2009, -0/+28"Hey, hey, hey! Where the ***** is Uncle Fred? That bastard better have a good reason for missing my funeral."
- Dinner, on 11/09/2009, -0/+24He got all Tom Sawyer on that *****.
- PeaceShot, on 11/09/2009, -2/+23WOOSH
- bdfariello, on 11/09/2009, -2/+18What really makes this story is that it happened on the Dia de los Muertos.
- getsome2k, on 11/09/2009, -1/+16You just got Punked!
- lilhurt38, on 11/09/2009, -0/+13Did he jump overboard after his keg of his beer? They might have already made a commercial about him.
- h4mx0r, on 11/09/2009, -1/+13I'm seriously hoping he quipped a one-liner upon walking into his funeral.
- sageerrant, on 11/09/2009, -0/+12The only time it's a good idea to pretend to be a zombie: when there's no way in hell you can escape the zombie horde anyway.
Otherwise, you're just risking sudden and extreme familiarity with shotguns. - EllimistX, on 11/09/2009, -0/+10Day of the Dead, similar to our Halloween.
- SpazAttack5000, on 11/09/2009, -1/+10The Who!!!!
- EddiePotato, on 11/09/2009, -1/+10Not sure what it means, but words that exotic are sure to improve anything.
- Stinger007, on 11/09/2009, -0/+7touché
- Kaegro, on 11/09/2009, -0/+7That's awesome. Although I would not want to have my friends and family mourn my death, you can't help think of some kind of awesome prank you could pull.
- vault, on 11/09/2009, -1/+8What kind of troll attends their own funeral?
- chargerland, on 11/09/2009, -0/+6thats just dead wrong
- Paulmeirense, on 11/09/2009, -0/+6Dia dos Finados...
- kgerm, on 11/09/2009, -0/+6a once in a life time opportunity...
- EddiePotato, on 11/09/2009, -0/+5I love you all.
- linagee, on 11/09/2009, -0/+5He's going to wish he was dead after he gets the funeral director's bill! $$$$$$$$$
- EddiePotato, on 11/09/2009, -1/+6Douche: use a Digg link for credibility.
- Ben1220, on 11/09/2009, -0/+4"On November 1, some family members and friends had identified the victim of a car crash as the 59-year-old Goncalves."
yeah... some family... can't even recognise him. - linagee, on 11/09/2009, -1/+5A dead troll?
- spookyttws, on 11/09/2009, -0/+4Although this would be surprising, I would assume most people would rejoice..not jump out the windows.
- noahgelman, on 11/09/2009, -0/+4This will never get old
- brandnewx, on 11/09/2009, -0/+4"shocked relatives, some of whom tried to jump out of the windows of the funeral home"
Any relative's trying to jump through the wall? Or hide in the restroom? - brandnewx, on 11/09/2009, -0/+4***** yeah!
- BossKey, on 11/09/2009, -1/+4"I'm not dead yet..."
- CaviMike, on 11/09/2009, -0/+3Day of the Dead. It's in the article.
- shallabal316, on 11/09/2009, -2/+5Oh Onion you fool me ag-- oh, ***** that actually happened.
- one1plus1one, on 11/09/2009, -2/+5He was out drinking the night before. Sounds like it was some heavy drinking.
So he probably stumbled into the funeral, all zombie-like. Cool.
No wonder some of the relatives literally jumped out of windows. - Stoyanov, on 11/09/2009, -0/+2The Hangover 2?
- CaviMike, on 11/09/2009, -0/+2That's one heavy night of drinking.
- Bburkert517, on 11/09/2009, -4/+6I bet you his family ***** their pants lol
- SPRFRKR, on 11/09/2009, -0/+2"and you leave in pieces!"
- vhishious, on 11/09/2009, -0/+2"I come in PEACE!"
- NYConcepts, on 11/09/2009, -0/+2Didn't this happen on Good Times??
- kaosethema, on 11/16/2009, -0/+1i would've waited for the eulogies before entering the room...
- linagee, on 11/09/2009, -0/+1What if we had a way to prevent neurons cells from dying after death? Either keep them alive somehow, (something similar to the oxygenated fluid going in and out of your brain right now) or freeze them in the state they are in with some sort of fixing agent. (Like embalming fluid, but I have no idea what sort of damage that does to cells.)
- contradictator, on 11/09/2009, -0/+1I suddenly have a craving for Twinkies.
- EddiePotato, on 11/09/2009, -0/+1He probably even smelled of formaldehyde.
- teamgwho, on 11/09/2009, -0/+1I'm not dead yet.
You'll be stone cold in a minute. - Lucid00, on 11/09/2009, -1/+2a once in a death time opportunity...
- nepidae, on 11/09/2009, -1/+2"some of whom tried to jump out of the windows of the funeral home in southern Brazil."
Haha, what a bunch of primatives. -
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