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- Fadakar, on 12/31/2008, -4/+148What a ***** gangster.
- aaronized, on 01/01/2009, -2/+90After extinguishing the fire, he chased the kids who started the fire off his lawn.
- eraser34, on 12/31/2008, -5/+75But can he drive over 20 MPH?
- Chomprel, on 01/02/2009, -1/+63"Thanks! ...But who are you?"
"...I'm Batvian" - inactive, on 01/01/2009, -2/+55at a quick glance i read "man jumps out 72nd story window to put out fire"
- humanerror, on 01/01/2009, -1/+41Well now we know where El Zorro retired to.
- hazyeight, on 01/02/2009, -4/+33Paternity tests later revealed the man to be Chuck Norris's father.
- Ac1dburn, on 12/31/2008, -4/+24I was going to say that's pretty pimp, but gangster works too
- ElGubrush, on 01/01/2009, -3/+22He then proceeded to save a basket of kittens from a rapist and yell at kids to get off his lawn.
But seriously, Clint Eastwood and this guy are a tie in Ripley's "biggest balls award" - hymneforthedead, on 01/02/2009, -1/+20what would you do for a klondike bar?
- TheTaoOfBill, on 01/02/2009, -0/+16Let me translate:
I felt up the chick on the 3rd floor. She was impressed when I broke out my ripped body. She was way too skanky to bring home to mom though. - TheTaoOfBill, on 01/02/2009, -2/+15I would have said "that was dope" personally. But I do like pimp and gangster better.
- Duggan360, on 01/02/2009, -2/+15Or go an hour without saying 'Back in my day...'
- lis880, on 01/02/2009, -2/+14You hear that firemen? HE TOOK YUR JEEERRB!!!!
- mysticalone, on 01/02/2009, -2/+14Rumors are he landed on his huge balls of steel and he actually put the fire out with his balls. Then as the firefighters arived he kicked open the door and lit a cigar while the sun set.
- 12916studios, on 01/01/2009, -4/+13Well someone was certainly on fire this morning...
- inferno10, on 01/02/2009, -1/+9The things Viagra can do...
- mikeophile, on 01/02/2009, -1/+9Bravo, sir, bravo.
- heyitsguay, on 01/02/2009, -3/+11He just smothered the fire with his undoubtedly enormous balls
- Jeremyz0r, on 01/01/2009, -3/+11Looks like you broke your English a little too.
- lawlzbot, on 01/02/2009, -0/+8Who the ***** is Chuck Norris?
- inactive, on 01/02/2009, -1/+8In the future there will be a religion with this man as God, and only people with 5 inches of hair on their chest, and skin so salty that when shirtless they burn the eyes of passers by, can join. The religion shall be called MAN and statues of this nameless man, this beast, this beacon of everything manly will blot out the sun and the people shall tremble at the testosterone that the image of this man produces.
- flyers126, on 01/01/2009, -3/+9...or use the internet?
- Th3Wh1teRabb1t, on 01/02/2009, -1/+7JEEEOEEEEEEERRRRRBBBBBBB
- 7Wiseguy, on 01/02/2009, -0/+6English isn't my first language.
- DickyT83, on 12/31/2008, -4/+10He sure put Superman in his place.
- UnpossibIe, on 01/02/2009, -2/+8I dare you to walk on this guy's lawn. I dare you!
- AmyVernon, on 12/31/2008, -3/+8Holy crap.
- jetcombo15, on 01/02/2009, -1/+6I hate how when you're not logged in, all profanity appears in the form of 5 asterisks, no matter how long the actual word is.
- MrRedneck, on 01/02/2009, -1/+6He's on fi-yah.
Please, forgive me. - Giga, on 01/02/2009, -2/+6Lies! Chuck Norris is his own father.
- plagiats, on 01/02/2009, -0/+4Will he blend ?
- inactive, on 02/25/2009, -0/+4can he play Crysis?
- mikeophile, on 01/02/2009, -1/+4Only through farmer's markets.
- wgasa, on 01/02/2009, -0/+3now theres a badass *****
- ekSD, on 01/02/2009, -2/+5This could only happen in a place called Batavia.
- thespice, on 01/01/2009, -4/+7old guy ftw
- EddietheHated, on 01/03/2009, -0/+2I would have said an amateur gangster ***** pimp. But the mutual exclusivity works too.
- Bangaarang, on 01/02/2009, -1/+3Much better version ^^
- KloroFormd, on 01/02/2009, -2/+4Ooooh, now you're looking like an ass, Jeremyz0r.
- JoeSpaceTime, on 01/02/2009, -4/+6Top 20 Prolicfic user. Sorry badwithcomputer. I'm burying for a while to see what happens.
- mythril, on 01/02/2009, -0/+2That was so good that I feel compelled to accuse you of being 7Wiseguy
- RioDJNarrow, on 01/02/2009, -0/+2Amateur.
- tendonut, on 01/03/2009, -0/+1 Wow, ol' Batavia makes a front page story. The biggest thing I ever saw there was a girl named Michelle Jack Daniels.
- tendonut, on 01/03/2009, -0/+1And the majority of my dad's side of the family live there....such ***** hicks.
- vp0ng, on 01/02/2009, -1/+2David Caruso? Is that you?
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948 - inactive, on 01/02/2009, -0/+1I did the same, then I went to the article expecting it to be theonion, however it wasn't, so I came to the comments to find the comment saying others had expected it to be the onion, however now I know it wasn't the 72nd story window..
- EddietheHated, on 01/03/2009, -0/+1Damned skydiving geriatrics. They're a blight on our society. We kick out the skateboarders, and who comes in to fill the void?
Flying grandpas, that's who. - Nosher, on 01/02/2009, -2/+3These kind of stories always shock me for the 1 second it takes me to remember that an American second-floor window is our first-floor window. That being said, jumping or even dropping from from a 1st floor window is impressive for a 72 year old. Some 72 year-oldsters would be curled up in a ball calling for a couple plastic hip joints after that, rather than being in condition to run around putting out fires. Nice one, old yin.
- mongqui, on 01/02/2009, -0/+1It's better to burn out than to fade away.
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