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44 Comments
- presidentraygun, on 07/20/2009, -1/+61Dear Carmen,
I was just cruisin' down the street in my Geo Metro, listening to Ice Ice Baby, when I knew we were made for each other. I love you more than my new Birkenstocks. So let's go grab a zima, listen to some 4 non Blondes and watch Tom Hanks in Philadelphia... You really think Tom can pull off this serious acting thing?
Love
Steve. - andyrunner, on 07/20/2009, -1/+43*looks up address of ex-girlfriend*
...I'm so alone - DLun203, on 07/20/2009, -0/+34Anybody else think that her mom losing the letter behind the mantle was no accident?
- momzilla54, on 07/20/2009, -2/+26This is adorable. Good for them!
- groo68, on 07/20/2009, -1/+20Someone finally found Carmen.
- 4rp4n3t, on 07/20/2009, -1/+18She aged well...
- schrutefan, on 07/20/2009, -0/+14If she loved him all this time, why didn't she try to contact him? The guy always has to make the first move, what *****!
- Duffle, on 07/20/2009, -4/+16How could anything be lost behind a fireplace?
- undercoverDrunk, on 07/20/2009, -1/+13Dear Girl,
Nice shoes.
Wanna *****?
xoxo - HastyNameChoice, on 07/20/2009, -1/+13A couple with only a rudimentary understanding of tabloid news has successfully exploited the public's appetite for fanciful love stories.
The couple, who are both slightly richer now, completely fabricated the story which saw them published in a dodgy UK tabloid newspaper. "It was really easy" said Steve the unlikely romeo "all we had to do was copy several other love story hoax formats, and the editor of the newspaper said that people wouldn't even question how our story came to the attention of their less than credible publication because they are very gullible".
The story can now be seen on the front page of Digg. - asgardshill, on 07/20/2009, -1/+10"A few years later Steve wrote to her in a bid to rekindle their romance - but Carmen's mother put it on the mantlepiece and it slipped down the back of the fireplace."
Sheeyah, right. Pull the other one. - gianttoolbox11, on 07/20/2009, -3/+10I hate to be cynical, but I think you're right. The letter probably read like...
Carmen,
If we're both lonely and unmarried in our early 40s, let's avert a mid-life crisis...TOGETHER!
XOXO Steve - Eurynom0s, on 07/20/2009, -2/+9The guy is clearly just a stereotype (the bunny ears in the picture?)!
- Xplorer, on 07/20/2009, -0/+6The funny part is he wasn't far off....
- 4rp4n3t, on 07/20/2009, -0/+6Translation:
"I am a douchebag." - kgd222, on 07/20/2009, -0/+5I was looking through hockeyska's comments, and there's a very abrupt change from coherent ***** to ***** crazy around 07/18/2009. I want to know what happened to him that day.
- themastersb, on 07/20/2009, -0/+5No you fool! You can't give into the loneliness!
- sb66, on 07/20/2009, -0/+5Guy looks way older than 42
- solid12345, on 07/20/2009, -2/+6"ugh do I want this dork in a neon purple shirt to be my grand-babies father?!"
- mrbad101, on 07/20/2009, -0/+4Click on the dude's profile above me. 'hockeyska'
This guy appears to speak some type of anti-English, where nothing makes any sense.
Could someone please translate for me? - passedoutghost, on 07/20/2009, -8/+11I'll bet some producer's going to buy the rights to make this into a movie.
- darthbutcher, on 07/20/2009, -0/+3Better than 100% of romance movies out there.
- eviscerator, on 07/20/2009, -1/+4There are these things on Digg called....hold on - here it comes - Links!
If you click "Technology" in the menu, you'll only get IT stuff. Enjoy :P - AndrewDB, on 07/20/2009, -2/+5How about reading the ***** article. It actually says what the letter says.
- gianttoolbox11, on 07/20/2009, -0/+2I read the article and I know what the letter SAID but my comment is my interpretation of how the letter READ.
- Owch, on 07/20/2009, -0/+2Aww how sweet! Diggers are gagging or hoping doom upon the couple, I love a post with a neutral ending!
- Xplorer, on 07/20/2009, -1/+3Getting buried for the truth sucks huh....
Its a strange world, but your prediction WILL come true.... - Mankind121, on 07/20/2009, -6/+8Sounds desperate
- Taiyoryu, on 07/20/2009, -0/+2This is the exception, not the rule. (In spite of what all chick flicks tell you.)
- Eurynom0s, on 07/20/2009, -0/+2No, that's the type of humor that I was doing when I was 10.
- jonglebeats, on 07/20/2009, -1/+3'It would be great to hear from you, please great in touch if you can. Steve XXX.'
Someone doesn't proof read! - EddiePotato, on 07/20/2009, -2/+3Thanks for making me crave a Zima.
- heresy_fnord, on 07/20/2009, -0/+1Dailyfail, buried, how cute!
- GreatGrizzly, on 07/20/2009, -0/+1When the mother wants it to be lost.
- EddiePotato, on 07/20/2009, -1/+2It might be called Love's Mantle, or, Her Stupid Mom Kept Me Celibate For 16 Years.
- hackiavelli, on 07/20/2009, -0/+1Na, they'll just change enough of the details so they don't have to pay them.
- ViperX116, on 07/20/2009, -1/+1Not that there's anything wrong with that.
- gianttoolbox11, on 07/20/2009, -4/+4That's just his British humour, you know, the type of humour that's not funny.
- 80min700mb, on 07/20/2009, -5/+4I'd tap that.
- skopos, on 07/20/2009, -3/+2wow! What a great love story!!!! Truelly Love finds ways!!! Good luck to both of you!!!
- SummerofGeorge, on 07/20/2009, -4/+3the only thing worse than trolls are people who aren't funny
- bar10dr, on 07/20/2009, -11/+9I remember when digg was mostly IT news related, good times.
- inactive, on 07/20/2009, -9/+2I myself am a love letter behind a unopened fireplace! The love with a whore of her heart. I myself am in love in my fireplace. Love my life! The love is one thing that many people and I hope to the bowels of her heart. I myself am in love and is one thing that many people take for granted. I love is my life! The love with a whore of a woman, but my life, and my love transcends to also find a unopened love letter behind a pit of unopened flames. With loveliness!
- eastshores, on 07/20/2009, -12/+1Wow.. that made a tear run down my.... leg.

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