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- EnTaroTassadar, on 10/23/2009, -3/+79Brit's a bitch.
- alzabo, on 10/23/2009, -3/+69OMG, of all the porn I've seen and all the crazy things that get put in vaginas I have never seen a breast in a vagina. You sir, have imagination. Use it wisely.
- gfail, on 10/23/2009, -1/+52I used to steal food from girls like that all the time. The trick is combining left-overs.
Old KFC mixed with Top Ramen and spicy Mongolian beef is amazing at 3am.
Of course at 10am your anus falls off, but that's another story. - dumbum, on 10/22/2009, -2/+50Can't we just settle things in a good ol' fashioned pillow fight?
- G8kpr, on 10/23/2009, -4/+50When I lived in a townhouse with 4 other guys, The dishes were never done, they sat in the sink for a week at least. I got fed up pretty quickly, luckily I had brought my own dishes, and never needed to use their stuff. I am tall, and (other then one other person) was the only one who could reach the cupboard above the fridge without a problem. So i stuck my dishes up there, and I bought a plastic wash bin from Wal-mart for $5 or something. I used that to was my dishes every day or so, and I never had to deal with their crap. One time one of the room mates said to me "so you gonna do some of those dishes any time soon" I just laughed, "yea, not a single one of those nasty things are mine, and most likely half are probably yours, you guys deal with it, because I'm not touching them"
After that I never had to worry about them at all.
Those same guys used a baking pan that had a nice thick layer of burnt crap on it, you couldn't even see the pan, they never ever cleaned it, just put their chicken fingers or pizza nuggets or whatever on top, and threw it in the oven. It was so gross, I said "dude, those things cost like $5, do yourself a favour and buy a new one. "It's still good" is the answer I got. - effoffpunk, on 10/23/2009, -3/+48And because penises feel better in vaginas than breasts do.
... Or do they?!?!? - Bentleyk9, on 10/23/2009, -5/+49And this is why I, a girl, live with guys roommates. Bitches be crazy.
- Velocity14, on 10/23/2009, -0/+43I lived with three boys at one point. I'm a girl. They partied every weekend (and sometimes during the weekdays). I bought most of the food, they ate the majority. My dishes were never clean for me to use. The sink was always smelly. During parties, my brilliant roommates decided to put a tin can in the microwave, pee on the handle of the driver side door of my car, and let people have sex in my bed when I wasn't there. (Despite my one absolute wish of no one being allowed in my room while I was gone.) They even had the audacity to play my guitar/bass and allow other drunk strangers fondle my beloveds.
To this day, one of those roommates still owes me over a thousand dollars because he never was able to pay rent on time. No matter how much I begged, threatened, and protested... nothing ever changed in that house. I'm surprised I lasted as long as I did. Currently, I live by myself in my own two-bedroom apartment. I've been scared silly from the thought of having reliable roommates and I'm paying for it dearly. :\
Please, college kids. Put in a little effort to clean up after yourselves. Growing up is difficult, but you don't have to drag others through your moldy *****. ...My rant is over. - thePTS, on 10/23/2009, -0/+38"Use it wisely."
He already did! - D0m0kun, on 10/23/2009, -0/+34Little does Brit know, Sara regularly wiped her ass with brit's toothbrush.
- djdingo, on 10/23/2009, -4/+33Brit needs to get ***** laid BAD.
You guys can sit this one out, I'll take one for the team. - BoneheadFarker, on 10/23/2009, -1/+28Lucky you. I'm 5'8", so I couldn't do that. Instead, I'd just get fed up and clean after a month or 2. You think week old dishes are bad? Try 2 month old dishes, where the water has turned slimy.
One time, I decided to be really nice and clean the living room and kitchen. My room-mates were out, so I had the place to myself. It took me all freakin' day. They got back just around the time I was taking out the last of the garbage. I sit down and turn on the TV to relax. The next thing I know, the two of them start bringing out garbage from their rooms and put it by the door, since I had already taken out all the other garbage that was there before. We lived in an apartment building. The chute was 15 feet away from our door. I just decided that was the last time I ever cleaned up that apartment. By the time we all moved, the place reeked. There were pizza boxes and beer cases stacked floor to ceiling. Once I actually witness one take garbage out of his room, walk right past the garbage can, and place it on the counter next to the garbage can. It's like they were collecting it all for some weird experiment that never took place.
I may not be the cleanest person in the world, but never will I be THAT dirty... - luke16, on 10/23/2009, -5/+31and this is why i live with this girl. Bitch, get back in the kitchen.
- i8beef, on 10/23/2009, -3/+28Throwing out milk on the expiration date? Bitch needs to be smacked...
- DreKor, on 10/23/2009, -0/+25I don't see the problem, it was still good.
- alliallialli, on 10/23/2009, -0/+21Internet tough guy to the rescue
- LenBaird, on 10/23/2009, -1/+18I don't miss having roommates, that's for sure. Especially random psychos you end up paired with in college.
- williamlee, on 10/23/2009, -0/+17I lived with a guy similar to this once. 'Cept his method was the "drunken heart-to-heart" rather than passive-agressive notes. Now, I live in my car. Much happier.
- trashymac, on 10/23/2009, -5/+22Meh, I'm with the bitch. Pick your ***** up.
- inactive, on 10/23/2009, -2/+18can't turn a ho into a housewife, hos don't act right
- chriswastaken, on 10/27/2009, -0/+16I just put tin foil on it after a while.. . . it's still good.
- borez, on 10/23/2009, -0/+15I remember getting so mad with the constantly food thieving flatmate I used to live with after I came home one night and he'd used the tomatoes and mince I'd bought to cook spaghetti bolognaise for my then girlfriend the following night.
I'll never forget his look of complete shock as the leftovers dripped down his face after I lost it and dumped the pan on his head.
So glad I live alone nowadays. - zantos420, on 10/24/2009, -0/+15I used to room with a guy who would habitually piss all over the toilet seat and never clean it up. I also woke up earlier than him. So when I went to perform the triple S's, and after asking him politely to at least lift the seat when he pissed, I just started cleaning it off with his toothbrush.
***** that *****. - small3687, on 10/23/2009, -2/+16Every single comment here deserves a thumbs up and you all got them from me.
- Heiminator, on 10/24/2009, -0/+13i dugg all three of you :-)
- OmNomNomBACON, on 10/23/2009, -1/+13I use spoiled milk as shampoo all the time.
- diulei, on 10/23/2009, -1/+123rd year of college I had the same issue. I just went to Costco and bought disposable everything (minus pots and pans) because I was sick of washing other people's dishes. Worked out great (though somewhat pricey for a college student), I got blamed a few times for the dirty dishes but that stopped quickly.
- heavyj1970, on 10/23/2009, -0/+11On The Ultimate Fighter last year after one guys food kept being eaten he pissed in it and laughed as he watched those guys eat it, the next time it happened, he jizzed into it and laughed as they ate his food, then he told them, they were pissed at first but it never would have happened if they left other peoples ***** alone.
- detcade, on 10/23/2009, -1/+12Holy ***** ***** owned.
I don't support Brit(ch), but that was quality revenge right there. - D0m0kun, on 10/23/2009, -0/+10I was paired with a guy on a hockey scholarship. 10+ concussions, alcoholic, and slept with a hammer next to his bed. Believe me, I didn't sleep well.
/pissed the bed too. no joke. - D0m0kun, on 10/23/2009, -0/+10That's like praying mantis *****.. GTFO quick!
- Rain12913, on 10/24/2009, -0/+9"allow other drunk strangers fondle my beloveds."
For some reason this is all I got out of that. - Quaestor44, on 10/24/2009, -4/+13wait wait wait wait wait,
did you and your roommates ever....? - hashaplenty, on 10/23/2009, -5/+14FaKe
- ultraseamus, on 10/23/2009, -2/+10How do we know your comment isn't fake?
- bizzywho, on 10/24/2009, -1/+9Why do girls insist on writing the letter 'A' like that?
- TBBucs, on 10/23/2009, -1/+81.) You can't possibly know if that's true.
2.) Who gives a *****? - Velocity14, on 10/24/2009, -0/+7Whatever it is you're thinking, no. No we never did.
- aririn, on 10/23/2009, -1/+7Agree. I don't know why these guys are defending the slob. Go bitch!
- Velocity14, on 10/24/2009, -0/+6Everything is a sexual innuendo.
- 15thPD, on 10/24/2009, -1/+7Oh, hi Brit.
- darkmagus, on 10/23/2009, -1/+7*Suite
- D0m0kun, on 10/23/2009, -0/+5Sometimes I'm clean, sometimes I'm messy. Find someone you're compatible with.
- Mexrocker, on 10/23/2009, -1/+6yep, I live with 2 girls and a guy and they rarely clean up after themselves. Couldn't finish washing the pans THEY used. The sink has not been empty in well over a month. Silly me to think that we would have a clean apt because the two girls bitched at how dirty the three girls that moved out left the place.
- heavyj1970, on 10/23/2009, -1/+6yeah maybe if they are filled with batteries, man I would be scared to live with those people
- jordantneff, on 10/24/2009, -1/+6This is why I live with my parents while commuting to college. Some might laugh now but at least I don't have to deal with other peoples *****, plus home cooked meals are a nice bonus.
- gsfgf, on 10/24/2009, -1/+6I agree. That's a sell by date. You have like a week or so before it starts to smell.
- pixburgher, on 10/23/2009, -0/+5We can only hope...
- TheSnuffster, on 10/24/2009, -0/+5I think that's what he was implying...
- heavyj1970, on 10/23/2009, -0/+4I know a regular dude named Brit. Could this be a bitch dude?
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