Late nominee for Woman of the Year, 2008.

baltimoresun.com — "My, what a strong grip you have, Grandma!" "The better to detain you with, my dear." This woman should be doing ads for anti-arthritis medication or Red Bull. She is my new hero. I want to adopt her as my honorary Nana! Can you imagine how the jailhouse re-enactments are going to play out? This guys is PMITA meat, w/ EPIC FAILSAUCE.