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Kansas Woman Sat on Boyfriend's Toilet for 2 years

aol.com.au — Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple says a man called his office last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend. The sheriff says the woman's muscles had atrophied and that medical personnel had to remove her from the toilet because she was bound to it by "natural means."

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  • jayberz, on 03/12/2008, -5/+209Kind of a crappy way to spend your time...
  • jdm7, on 03/12/2008, -8/+138a sample dialog from one of their last 730 days
    boyfriend: Hey honey—I'm home.
    toilet girl: yeah. okay.
    boyfriend: you ... you still on the toilet?
    toilet girl: yeah.
    boyfriend: you coming out today? you said you'd come out soon. just ... wanna see if ... you know—if you were feeling like coming out?.
    toilet girl: naw, i'm still gonna hang out in here tonight.
    boyfriend: i'm making hotpockets?!! you sure you don't want to come out?
    toilet girl: tempting—but, no ... i'm good.
    boyfriend: *to self* damn it! o ... okay. maybe tomorrow, right?
    toilet girl: yeah, whatever. hey did my cosmo come in the mail?
    boyfriend: no. it came last week remember?
    toilet girl: oh. oh yeah. i forgot. time just kinda slows down in here, you know?
    boyfriend: yeah. uh, no. not really. cause you being in there is kind of freakin' me out, you know?
  • Myonosken, on 03/12/2008, -0/+94You're what is wrong with this site's system. The point is to Digg articles based on merit, not to circle jerk.
  • Voxster, on 03/12/2008, -0/+87The story alone is insane - but to have a "Mr. Whipple" in the storyline makes this one a classic.
  • DarkSenay, on 03/12/2008, -7/+87Is that Eva Mendez in the thumbnail?? Damn you. Now every time I see her I will think of a fat woman on a toilet.
  • praisethelard, on 06/06/2008, -3/+64You are punbelievable...
  • yohnstoppable, on 03/12/2008, -1/+60She flushed the last 2 years of her life down the toilet
  • jcaino, on 03/12/2008, -0/+57where did he go to the bathroom at?
  • tidu, on 03/12/2008, -1/+41When you think about it, eating on the toilet is the pinnacle of efficiency.
  • Accolade1, on 03/12/2008, -0/+40Sounds like something out of the movie Se7en.
  • inactive, on 03/12/2008, -3/+38***** situation.
  • Waskonator, on 03/12/2008, -12/+43More info http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23595533/from/ET/
    Also, my submission http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Woman_sits_on_boyfriend_ ...
  • PropCulture, on 03/12/2008, -1/+32Clearly, she needs more roughage in her diet.
  • wright3279, on 03/12/2008, -1/+31She slept there? Clearly disturbed and the boyfriend too.
  • TheWorm, on 03/13/2008, -1/+30Digg friends are like Superdelegates. They ruin the true democratic process. I have no friends on Digg. I will never get to the home page. I've stopped trying to submit articles.
  • endlessoul, on 03/12/2008, -0/+28Tell that to MrBabyMan and his circle of jerks.
  • AlDaTbagsNChina, on 03/12/2008, -6/+33I don't like to leave the toilet ether. I even eat there
  • TheSpook, on 03/12/2008, -2/+25Be glad you weren't one of the responding paramedics! I'm wondering what "natural means" means. Did her ass grow around the seat? Om nom nom nom nom.
  • inactive, on 03/12/2008, -22/+44From the Article:
    Guest: Straw Gate Wednesday, Mar 12, 2008 06:41 PM GMT-03:00
    At least she was partially right staying in one place her whole life, she must have mistaken the toilet seat for the kitchen.
  • mrgreenjeans, on 03/12/2008, -2/+24See what happens when you squeeze the Charmin?
  • Ubergoober3, on 03/12/2008, -0/+22I think he stopped being her boyfriend about a week after she wouldn't get off. inaccurate.
  • Vironex, on 03/12/2008, -1/+22Right between her legs.
  • widoka, on 03/12/2008, -0/+20then i guess you're on the phone with them a lot
  • mparker7410, on 03/12/2008, -1/+20Feel good story of the year!
  • inactive, on 03/12/2008, -0/+19I dugg your mum, thanks!
  • iceperson, on 03/12/2008, -2/+20Apparently she was squeezing the charmin because they had to call in Mr. Whipple..
  • paintballing66, on 03/12/2008, -0/+18Sounds like a healthy realtionship
  • HumbleDialog, on 03/12/2008, -0/+17Whenever I hear about stuff like this, I wonder... what causes someone to just decide "***** it. I'm not getting up."
  • Dundasbro, on 03/12/2008, -2/+19Needs more fibre obviously.
  • welk, on 03/12/2008, -0/+16I hope the house had more than one toilet.
  • mykalimba, on 03/12/2008, -0/+15Hmmm... the article didn't mention anything about the woman being fat. Interesting that that's the image you conjured up, though.
  • inactive, on 03/12/2008, -2/+17Haven't you heard the saying "Don't ***** where you eat"?
  • lowerlogic, on 03/13/2008, -1/+16If I were her boyfriend I would have dumped her.
  • kweli, on 03/12/2008, -0/+14wow, no WoW?
  • skudave, on 03/13/2008, -0/+138hrs? Burritos fly through me like my intestines don't exist.
  • jordanmerle, on 03/12/2008, -1/+14Was "dignity" the name of the bulldozer needed to hoist out the corpse and "grace" the piano box they were buried in?
  • jserio, on 03/12/2008, -0/+12Guess you haven't seen "The Man's Bathroom" then:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=fnguL3DwPaM
  • vptel, on 03/12/2008, -6/+18i spent 2 years in room once, Digg, Facebook, Msn, Digg, Facebook, Msn, Digg...
  • Brodels, on 03/13/2008, -0/+12like he said, the pinnacle of efficiency.
  • Avor, on 03/12/2008, -1/+13What's odd is the guy directly below you quoted you from the site and is getting dugg up while you are getting buried.
  • GrandmasterB, on 03/12/2008, -2/+13I can only assume that being bound to the toilet by 'natural means' does not include super glue?
  • WilliamHBonney, on 03/12/2008, -1/+12you can only imagine what that bathroom smelled like.
  • mrdoogee, on 03/12/2008, -0/+11I think after the first month or so, it became HER toilet.

    Possession is 9/10
  • Lutremi, on 03/13/2008, -1/+11Not with an 8 hour digestion time, unless you sleep there too.
  • THETEH, on 03/12/2008, -5/+15WHAT???
  • whatthefu, on 03/12/2008, -2/+12What the *****?
  • azimuthal, on 03/13/2008, -0/+10How about putting the food straight in the toilet? Much more efficient.
  • CYcolone, on 03/12/2008, -5/+15As a life long resident of Kansas, somehow this does not surprise me...
  • amneosis, on 03/12/2008, -3/+13hi-larious, people with mental problems are an endless source of mirth for diggtards.
  • mahdaeng, on 03/12/2008, -0/+8FTA: [[Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat.]]

    What the - ?!?!?!?!

    FTA: [[Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.]]

    Um, how about both?
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