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- StigNordas, on 12/13/2007, -2/+81Why is it that kids know as much about relationships as us grown-ups?
- jsleno, on 12/13/2007, -0/+75Depends on whether his wife looks like a truck, I guess.
- ritita, on 12/13/2007, -3/+67how long do you think it will take for little Theodore to realize that sex is fun and not gross?
- Avor, on 12/13/2007, -2/+65"When is it okay to kiss someone?
When they’re rich.
Pam, age 7"
Her parents = winners. - felicityT, on 12/13/2007, -1/+59...she should keep the chips and dip coming. Unbelievable.
- trystero49, on 12/13/2007, -0/+46there have been many times i've said 'you look like a tru....,' then i catch myself and say 'truly beautiful woman'
- blitzer, on 12/13/2007, -2/+45We should make a tv show out of this. Maybe have an older comedian interview the kids and see what they say..!
am I right or am I right? I am sure they would say the darndest things!!! - DanThe1Man, on 12/14/2007, -0/+43Women are not dump trucks. They are a series of tubes.
- MeganM, on 12/13/2007, -1/+41'Yelling at the same kids.' That's genius!
- MTessa, on 12/13/2007, -2/+39I thought boys liked trucks? I suppose I wouldn't want to look like one though.
- endoccupation, on 12/13/2007, -0/+36because they are smarter than grown-ups. Seriously, if you want to understand life, just ask a kid
- WilliamDavis, on 12/14/2007, -2/+34Redundancy got you redundant?
- laurarstevens, on 12/13/2007, -3/+33"God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with." Classic.
- sashapave, on 12/13/2007, -0/+29you'll always get the truth, honest and for true!
- inactive, on 12/13/2007, -2/+30well i guess I missed my marrying-ready age of 23. Maybe im better off since I dont have a man to clean up after
- tEhKewleSt, on 12/13/2007, -11/+37This is *****, kids don't talk like that.
- houndeyex, on 12/13/2007, -1/+27When is it okay to kiss someone?
When they’re rich.
Pam, age 7
Yep, they sure do. - ShylaB, on 12/13/2007, -6/+32"The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do." If that is true, I would be married to an unmentionable number of unmentionable men.
- CoronaVegas, on 12/14/2007, -1/+23Freddie age 6- "No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married."
That's My BOY! Definitely a product of a one-night stand. - aliengoods, on 12/13/2007, -2/+23Yes, kids know so much. For example, take what Alan said.
How do you decide whom to marry?
"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming."
He's going to make a great husband...in the 1950's. - HaloZero, on 12/14/2007, -0/+21Most of them sound like things they learned from their parents, except for that yelling at the same kids thing. That little kid's got wit.
- fasda, on 12/13/2007, -2/+22well yes but they're too young to know that the gut is a stupid liar that wants to hurt you.
- inactive, on 12/13/2007, -1/+19you don't know what you're missing
- inactive, on 12/13/2007, -4/+22wow, kids are so much smarter than us, they truly go with their gut.
- OmniMe, on 12/14/2007, -0/+17"Why don't you have a seat right over there.."
- hawarkarem, on 12/14/2007, -0/+17"...who you're stuck with..."
this young and already she sounds resigned to the fact that she'll be unhappy all her life because of God. - rumplestiltz, on 12/13/2007, -0/+15smart kid. Dont tell your wife when she looks like a truck. Pretty timeless advice.
- Ricky8765, on 12/13/2007, -0/+15realistically... 2
- psiphre, on 12/13/2007, -3/+16agreed
every time i see one of these 'kids say the darndest things' lists it just reeks of stereotypes restated by jaded adulds in the guise of children. - inactive, on 12/13/2007, -2/+15I think they are just repeating a lot of stuff their parents are saying. i hope my future kids don't listen to me, otherwise they'll be on the roof waiting for aliens to pick them up, too.
- inactive, on 12/14/2007, -0/+13How do you decide whom to marry?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
Alan, age 10
This kid should speak to my wife! - watersfine, on 12/13/2007, -1/+13jaded. delightful. and so to the point...i swear they're 8 going on 30.
- fatlip, on 12/14/2007, -2/+14because this article is ***** and written by a person, not kids.
buried as inaccurate - homedaddy, on 12/13/2007, -0/+11the parent in my hopes it's at least 7 or 8 more years!!
- acoate, on 12/13/2007, -1/+12Yeah we do.. under the seat of dirty toilets.
- dwfrank, on 12/13/2007, -1/+12Where were these kids back when I was in college? Might've saved me a few relationships...
- inactive, on 12/13/2007, -1/+12one of life's simple pleasures...
- zerobackup, on 12/14/2007, -2/+13Did someone say 10 year olds?
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No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) - meandnips, on 12/13/2007, -1/+11I see a future couch potato QB in that Alan! My real fave is running home, playing dead and seeing yourself in the dead columns. I wish I could have done that a few times. Way to go, Craig!
- thumperings, on 12/14/2007, -5/+14I can't stans any woman that use the phrase "Isn't she a treasure"? (like in this article) ... These are the same bitches that live vicariously through their kids, and send them to beauty bootcamp and enter them preschool beauty pageants.. ***** you Lady. I'll show you a treasure right up your ass.
- ZiggityZhang, on 12/14/2007, -0/+9Is it better to be single or married?
I don’t know which is better, but I’ll tell you one thing. I’m never going to have sex with my wife. I don’t want to be all grossed out.
Theodore, age 8
Boy is he in for a surprise. - temugen, on 12/14/2007, -1/+10That comment deserves at least 30 more diggs.
- inactive, on 12/13/2007, -1/+9These kids should publish a self-help book. I'd buy it.
- UbIwerks, on 12/14/2007, -1/+9Alan's going to learn a tough lesson in the coming years. :)
- pcsperson, on 12/13/2007, -3/+11 What is the right age to get married?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
Camille, age 10
LoL - accessviolation, on 12/14/2007, -0/+8Wait... erm... that could be misconstrued. Chris Hansen may be paying you a visit.
- cyrix, on 12/13/2007, -7/+15Why? Homophobia got your scared?
- Snoooooop, on 12/13/2007, -12/+20i call BS. 10-to-1 that this was written by an adult.
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