568 Comments
- tileeater, on 03/05/2008, -6/+341What you dorks can't tell is that the girls are all douchebabes
- DeskFlyer, on 03/05/2008, -12/+307Those douchebags can have the shallow whores for all I care. I prefer women with a brain inside their head.
- Devonnn, on 03/05/2008, -7/+286"It's like watching the Mona Lisa cop a squat and take a dump on the floor of the Louvre."
Probably the best combination of words in the English language. - cledford, on 03/05/2008, -12/+230( . )( . )
- inactive, on 03/05/2008, -2/+186My head just about exploded. On the one hand I am completely disgusted with douche bags and the idea that women date them because they think they are "hot". On the other hand... boobies.
- cababika799, on 03/05/2008, -5/+123This is the kind of thing that drives any guy who looks good and acts right to commit suicide. I'm engaged to a great girl now...but saying that I had to wade through seas of hot girls with douchebags is an understatement. This is why I feel that survival of the fittest doesn't really work. The worst of mankind always end up dating the hottest of womankind. Truly something that I would vote for a president for if he said he would stop it from happeneing!
- BJNK, on 03/05/2008, -2/+120What people fail to realize, is that many of these girls are in fact, douchebags, as well. Ya sure they might look good, but their materialistic, self centered princess attitudes are the equivalent to the popped collar, greased hair, juice monkeys we more commonly refer to as douchebags.
- skateboard1, on 03/05/2008, -4/+112I know how to act like a douche bag, so maybe if I... OH!!! Now I get it!
- elk1, on 03/05/2008, -5/+105( . Y o )
- jakobmakob, on 03/05/2008, -1/+99( . Y . Y . )
- HotGore, on 03/05/2008, -7/+96You mean they come with brains now?
- deelux247, on 03/05/2008, -24/+111Dang it, I submitted this back in May of 2007 and got no love. What's up with that?
http://digg.com/general_sciences/Why_do_Hot_Chicks ... - knde, on 03/05/2008, -3/+84Cababika, in the long run you must have realised that most (not all) extra super-duper hot girls aren't worth a damn. They are either too caught up in themselves or they are too caught up with the wrong type of guys. I know its cliché, but good/simple girls always come out on top (tell your fiancé I said that!)
Besides like Calvin’s dad always said, “it builds character.” So consider it a good thing that you had to suffer the perils of hot women before finding your great girl. I wish you two nothing but the best
And thank you for acknowledging that good girls do exist (yay!). Some here on Digg would have you believe that we are all money-grubbing, back-stabbing, ball-breaking, sex-denying, manhood-crushing shrews! - bullsfan03, on 03/05/2008, -6/+77( . Y . )
- Tomboys, on 03/05/2008, -8/+68I used to date douchebags. I wonder if I used to be hot.
- Ocelot13, on 03/05/2008, -4/+63those just look angry
- Bungloid, on 03/05/2008, -3/+51That was before the Douchebag rage of '08. Get with the program deelux.
- fishrjv, on 03/05/2008, -4/+49( o Y o )
- inactive, on 03/05/2008, -1/+40I totally recall where that came from.
- dvsbastard, on 03/05/2008, -0/+37"Baby, you make me wish I had three hands."
- synaesthesia, on 03/05/2008, -0/+35You probably spend less than 5% of the time *****, may as well not be in agony the other 95% of the time listening to her drone on about 'Is tuna really chicken?' or whatever the *****.
- robotsongs, on 03/05/2008, -1/+35that's my girlfriend.
- ar0ne, on 03/05/2008, -2/+36douchebabes - perfect!
- MagnumVP, on 03/05/2008, -2/+36Why do I feel the need to come up with a hand sign? Peace.. no that's taken. WEST SIDE!!! No... I'm #1.... no. I got it. How about I just turn my hand to the side... Yeh. Now that is how to be a Douchebags.
- inactive, on 03/05/2008, -5/+37Pictures or it didn't happen
- ar0ne, on 03/05/2008, -11/+43Mirror: http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:5MZBRxNgiu8J: ...
- Haphazardness, on 03/05/2008, -9/+39Where are all the (cute...hot?) geeky girls that I can hold a long conversation with about computers, Half-life, and any scifi show, particularly about Stargate? Oh and wears glasses like I do but that doesn't really matter.
- bryik, on 03/05/2008, -2/+31I find the most erotic part of a women is the boobies.
- SLYK, on 03/05/2008, -2/+31tara reid.
- Llanowar, on 03/05/2008, -3/+30Shut up douchebag.
- deadlift, on 03/05/2008, -4/+30You just stopped me from cutting myself tonight
I love the world
There's hope, yet. - jmpeagle, on 03/05/2008, -1/+27for a long term relationship...sure, but would you turn down a hot chick for a one night stand?
- PullingTeeth, on 03/05/2008, -2/+27And the world loves you son, the world loves you.
But not really. - knde, on 03/05/2008, -2/+27p.s Question mark at the end of second paragraph is meant to be a smiley :-)
- GibitStylin, on 03/05/2008, -0/+24so is that a piercing or a lopsided nipple?
- DeepFriedFetus, on 03/05/2008, -2/+25Stamosbag: new favorite word.
- turnesol, on 03/05/2008, -18/+41http://baysideproducts.com/store/images/victoria_c ...
- andrewthrice, on 03/05/2008, -4/+27i don't recall what movie that's from. /lame
- fabianp, on 03/05/2008, -2/+25Why am I not surprised that "nerd boy" was the best you could come up with?
- Evari, on 03/05/2008, -0/+22People on myspace can use computers?!?!?!
- burnin8r28, on 03/05/2008, -3/+25what a waste of good poon...
- Bologner, on 03/05/2008, -0/+21I picked a bad time to stop masturbating.
- reevolutn, on 03/05/2008, -1/+22Hot chics can be douchebags too!
- canewediggit, on 03/05/2008, -1/+21this looks like your average night out in miami. hey, anybody want to go to suite tonight for some research?
- simplynix, on 03/05/2008, -0/+20Sorry buddy, those aren't hot, innocent women beguiled by the charms of douchebags. Those chics are douchettes and more than likely deserve their douchebags.
- inactive, on 03/05/2008, -4/+23I take off my robe and wizard hat.
- Zaeyde, on 03/05/2008, -1/+20Do you walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"
- Nac85, on 03/05/2008, -3/+22I think it shouldn't matter how hot the chick is... if she's stupid enough to fall for a guy like that, then she belongs with the douche-bags, and should be stamped with a huge sign that says "Dumb Slut"
-
Show 51 - 100 of 553 discussions




What is Digg?
Digg is coming to a city (and computer) near you! Check out all the details on our