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Honey, the Damn Wizards are teaching the Kids again

local6.com — Teacher Jim Piculas does a magic trick where a toothpick disappears and then reappears. Only guess what he's charged with...

Who dugg this? Made popular May 7, 2008

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  • Enlightenment, on 05/07/2008, -7/+456
    http://web.archive.org/web/20070809043725/www.pasc ...
    School Board Chairman
    Marge Whaley
    20433 Homossasa Ct.
    Land O' Lakes, Florida 34639
    813-794-2140

    http://web.archive.org/web/20070819182614/www.pasc ...
    Superintendent
    Heather Fiorentino
    813-794-2651

    http://web.archive.org/web/20070825081610/http://c ...
    http://www.ourtownfla.com/G_High_School_Activities ...
    Principal Dave Estabrook
    Charles S. Rushe Middle School
    18654 Mentmore Blvd
    Land O' Lakes, FL 34638
    813-346-1200
    Fax: 813-346-1291
    destabro@pasco.k12.fl.us

  • gordonj, on 05/07/2008, -0/+392Drop him in a pond. If he sinks, all's well, if he floats, burn him at the stake!
  • DeathJux, on 05/07/2008, -0/+230Haha, The Onion is so hilarious... oh... wait. Oh no. :-(
  • amanilaenvelope, on 05/07/2008, -19/+227i don't think that fact that his magic trick was wizardry its the fact he put on a wizard hat and robe and told the kids to rub his "magic wand" for special wizard juice.
  • padraic2112, on 05/07/2008, -1/+204Please tell me this is a joke.
  • StaticThunder, on 05/07/2008, -1/+198Florida. Go figure.
  • crazyjake, on 05/07/2008, -1/+159well, if he was able to fool everyone with that trick, he can just put on a fake mustache and come back the next day.
  • Fallout911, on 05/07/2008, -21/+173A million bucks that it was Christians doing the complaining.
  • ViRaZ, on 05/07/2008, -0/+139http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDPd3hM5Qtc
  • Vindexus, on 05/07/2008, -0/+101I was expecting this to be from the Onion.
  • ApokalypseNow, on 05/07/2008, -1/+94Build a bridge out of 'im! He turned me into a newt!
    ...
    I got better...
  • SpeedSteamBoat, on 05/07/2008, -1/+93That's it, Florida. You're out of the union!
  • inactive, on 05/07/2008, -0/+92Wizardry? Seriously? Seriously!? SERIOUSLY!?
  • czeman, on 05/07/2008, -1/+79I don't know. I have some ideas for a few good prank phone calls!
    "Yes, this is Dumbledore. I'm just calling to notify you that we'll be filing a discrimination lawsuit."
  • Fallout911, on 05/07/2008, -7/+76No, ***** like this happens in other places.....like Iran.......and Saudi Arabia.....oh *****.
  • inactive, on 05/07/2008, -0/+62Wrong. All Wizards come from Europe. I cite Harry Potter as a source.
  • sockpuppets, on 05/07/2008, -0/+60I dialed these numbers into my phone and there were voices on the other end! HERETIC!!
  • BobaFettTDG, on 05/07/2008, -2/+59Epic "spelling the word stake" fail.
  • timfrietas, on 05/07/2008, -5/+59He's a witch!!!
  • terrachronos, on 05/07/2008, -5/+59They'd probably already be burning him at the steak if he'd tried the ol "got yer nose" trick with one of the lil idiots.
  • NightVortez, on 05/07/2008, -1/+54Did he put on his robe and wizard hat when performing the trick?
  • RedHerringHack, on 05/07/2008, -1/+50If he weighs as much as a duck, he is made of wood, and therefore, a witch. QED.
  • mrgeekguy, on 05/07/2008, -0/+49He stole several of the children's souls when he took their pictures.
  • greenwald, on 05/07/2008, -1/+49Something tells me he is going to be showing that toothpick trick to the US Supreme Court soon.
  • Apocolypse007, on 05/07/2008, -0/+47its easy to tell if he is a wizard! You just have to see if he weighs the same as a duck
  • sambapati87, on 05/07/2008, -0/+45Who are you who are wise in the ways of science?
  • Ceaser57, on 05/07/2008, -0/+42dugg for (completely necessary) multiple super slow-mo, zoom, and sound effects
  • afx1, on 05/07/2008, -1/+43let's play "Florida or Germany"
  • induren, on 05/07/2008, -2/+43I am confused by your statement. The majority of fundies coming after people in recent years for "wizardry" and "pagan" practices have been closely if not totally aligned with the Republican party. Please explain your statement, as I don't understand what you mean.
  • warkro, on 05/07/2008, -1/+42Everyone has agreed on Monty Python references only. Didn't you get the memo?
  • trp5023, on 05/07/2008, -0/+40"performance issues including wizardry" When I heard that "performance issues" I recognized typical school district Cover Your Butt terminology. We didn't fire him because he's GAY, we fired him because of "performance issues" We didn't fire her for being DIVORCED, we fired her for "performance issues". Then I heard that wizardry is a performance issue. What. The. Heck?

    Do you think this would laughable case would go away if he just showed them how to do it? (hint: check the youtubes, it's probably out there already)..
  • inactive, on 05/07/2008, -0/+37No, I didn't receive a memo... only a dead parrot.
  • Shaqueefa, on 05/07/2008, -0/+37Please, please, PLEASE tell me this is a joke. I mean, really, wizardry?

    It's not even a cool trick, Criss Angel showed everyone how to do it:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=9fdXN_99EkI
  • Nollykin, on 05/07/2008, -9/+46'i put on my robe and wizard hat'
  • inactive, on 05/07/2008, -0/+35Next in Med-*****-ieval Times news...
  • had3l, on 05/07/2008, -1/+36Well, logically, if he weighs the same as a duck, he is made of wood, and therefore is a Wizard.
  • radu79, on 05/07/2008, -1/+359 out of 10 cases, when something ***** up happens, it's Florida.
    Last year they arrested and handcuffed a 6 years old girl because she was 'defiant' with her teacher. The cop's supervisor said he didn't find anything wrong with his behavior.
  • LamentMoon, on 05/07/2008, -1/+34Looks like someone wants a free* laptop.
  • grr74, on 05/07/2008, -0/+33My initial thought too, but in Congo the law deals with people suspected of wizardry/witchcraft. Last month the Congolese police arrested several women for penis shrinkage/theft.
  • synystar, on 05/07/2008, -30/+62They should banish him to Azkaban the mudblood.
  • rhustang, on 05/07/2008, -1/+32as long as he didn't put on his robe and wizard hat, i don't see the problem.
  • inactive, on 05/07/2008, -0/+31It's true. We are all voting for Obama because of his strong stance against Wizards. Those bastards pay little to no taxes while us in the Elven class are trampled on. Sure, he's a Dark elf, but he has great defense and a furious attack rate.
  • sx66gns, on 05/07/2008, -2/+33I called with this message;

    "Hello , I am calling to commend you for your outstanding job of protecting our children from WIZARDS!!! ARE YOU ***** RETARDED?"
  • Gregbertt, on 05/07/2008, -2/+33And the rest of the story is what? He climbed aboard his toothpick and zoomed off into the sky?
  • YZBot, on 05/07/2008, -0/+31More proof that we live among idiots. More alarming is that they are in positions of power above us. I'm sure everyone has had atleast one idiot supervisor that made you wonder how they even got there.
  • desqjockey, on 05/07/2008, -3/+33You know youre a redneck when...
  • joshzweig, on 05/07/2008, -1/+30....Piculas said he did not know f any other accusations that would have led to the action....

    OMG! He took the 'O' out of the 'of'!
  • EH90, on 05/07/2008, -1/+29It's a joke.
  • fr3ddie, on 05/07/2008, -3/+31oooooh an email address.... sounds fun.
  • TheThirdLevel, on 05/07/2008, -1/+28Very small rocks.
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