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Hero Woman Changes In Front Of Open Window

theonion.com — Local heroine Emily, the smokin' hot neighbor lady from across the street, reportedly went above and beyond the call of duty Monday by selflessly changing her clothes within full view of her bedroom window.

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  • caLt, on 02/13/2009, -0/+69Heartwarming story.
  • infinityredux, on 02/14/2009, -2/+59An example for women everywhere
  • BullHunter, on 02/13/2009, -1/+54I'm happy about this. Is anyone else happy too?
  • CrazyMel, on 02/14/2009, -0/+39Pics or it didn't happen
  • webkami, on 02/13/2009, -0/+30"She is a real hero, lives in my hood and helped me a lot of time in my daily stuff.... err...faps"
  • Superperson, on 02/14/2009, -1/+30<Obligatory "Didn't realize this was The Onion until ______________" comment>
  • McMahon9, on 02/14/2009, -1/+30I hope one day we can live in a world where women are all as heroic as this one.
  • spookyttws, on 02/14/2009, -0/+29It's the Onion.
  • spookyttws, on 02/14/2009, -0/+23Sniff *Whipes Tear* She truly is a Goddess among women.
  • DouglasQ, on 02/14/2009, -0/+16Dugg for renegade spelling of 'wipes'
  • jazzmess, on 02/14/2009, -0/+15Dugg for calling bad spelling "renegade."
  • spookyttws, on 02/14/2009, -2/+16"Displaying what eyewitnesses described as "enormous" bravery, an incredible rack, blond pubic hair, and a stalwart willingness to put others' needs before her own, the amazing woman reportedly pulled off a very tight sweater, paused to brush her long, flowing hair, and then reached with both hands behind her back to unfasten her bra. In an impressive act of charity and goodwill, she then proceeded to remove her pants and underwear—slowly, and with great care—before changing into a different outfit, thereby gaining status as a true hero to anyone within 150 feet of her window."
    Geez my girlfriend quickly changes, and not nearly that sexily. I always found it odd that those girls in the movies always did mundane things in such sexy ways. I guess I was just naive.
  • jserio, on 02/14/2009, -3/+15THE CONTEST:

    [Kramer enters, heading for Jerry's window]

    KRAMER: Hey, look at this, c'mere. There's a naked woman across the street.

    [George and Jerry quickly join him at the window]

    JERRY: Where?

    KRAMER: Second floor from the top. (Pointing) See the window on the left?

    GEORGE: (In awe) Wow!

    JERRY: (Also amazed) Who walks around the house like that?!

    [All eyes are glued to the woman]

    GEORGE: (Suggesting) Maybe she's a nudist. You know, those nudist colony people..

    KRAMER: ..Yeah.. (Pause) yeah.. (Slowly stands up, and walks out Jerry's apartment - leaving Jerry and George with the view, he shuts the door behind him)

    ...

    [Kramer casually enters, takes a few step toward the kitchen, and slaps a wad of bills onto the counter]

    KRAMER: (Declaring) I'm out!
  • Amavel, on 02/14/2009, -0/+12I would... Too bad I live in a basement.
  • InfiniteNothing, on 02/14/2009, -0/+11When I read this title I thought someone from the show Heroes got caught in a window.
  • inactive, on 02/14/2009, -1/+12For a somewhat related, "oh, those crazy japanese" moment, try going to:
    http://images.flm.fr/181008/19.jpg
  • coldkill3r, on 02/14/2009, -0/+10Nice ass.
  • DouglasQ, on 02/14/2009, -0/+10I toyed with using 'maverick' or 'rogue'
  • IAmTheGuy, on 02/14/2009, -0/+10Happy Valentine's Day courtesy of The Onion.
  • JFitzpatrick, on 02/14/2009, -0/+8The beauty of the Onion is how close it skirts to real life. My freshman year in college a stunningly hot brunette's open window changing sessions were seriously the hottest news in my dorm. If you didn't know better you'd have thought that Jesus walked on water in front of the dorm they way guys were plastered to the windows.
  • imontoya, on 02/14/2009, -0/+7I think I am finally too old for Digg. I just can't come up with an (in)appropriate sophomoric comment on this one.
  • inactive, on 02/14/2009, -1/+8Didn't realize it was the onion until I read this comment.

    I feel ashamed.
  • JoeCool51, on 02/14/2009, -1/+6For those who prefer watching as opposed to reading,
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID9Viq8sUbE
  • Deveak, on 02/14/2009, -0/+5*salutes*........*Salutes*
  • inactive, on 02/14/2009, -0/+5Good choice. Maverick has been a little over-used lately.
  • positron, on 02/14/2009, -0/+5No probably about it. The script is distinctly Korean.
  • Valyn, on 02/14/2009, -0/+4"I hope one day we can live in a world where HOT women are all as heroic as this one."
  • Leprince, on 02/13/2009, -3/+7Gotta love The Onion.
  • luvmyworld, on 02/14/2009, -1/+5I love "The Onion"...
  • inactive, on 02/14/2009, -1/+5You called it a minute too late...
  • Swipecat, on 02/14/2009, -0/+3Cool. An opportunity for me to be a pedantic meanie. Pics or it isn't true. And indeed, here's the pic and it isn't true. Bra & pants.
    http://i42.tinypic.com/fe01er.jpg
  • inactive, on 02/14/2009, -0/+3God bless you.
  • kocurejd, on 02/14/2009, -0/+3Damn you Onion!!! Every time I get my hopes up about an article, it's from the ***** Onion!
  • SwiftKick34, on 02/14/2009, -0/+3It's just been revoked
  • j4rcher, on 02/14/2009, -0/+2Wasn't funny but it gave me a boner.
    Dugg.
  • inactive, on 02/14/2009, -1/+3Trying to figure out the meaning of these titles always makes my brain hurt until i figure out it's the onion...
  • Terasiel, on 02/14/2009, -0/+2You realize that's probably Korean, right?
  • du1834, on 02/14/2009, -0/+2just nice to know that the drapes matched the carpet.
  • inactive, on 02/14/2009, -0/+2Your having a boner gave me a boner and afterwards I shot a HUGE LOAD.
  • Terasiel, on 02/14/2009, -0/+2Quite so! Yes.
  • 6oo63D, on 02/14/2009, -0/+2you are trying too hard.
  • krisseybee, on 02/15/2009, -0/+1I used to do that all the time when I was 18ish, we had cute neighbor boys. And back then I had a nice body... 10 years and 2 kids later... I doubt the reaction would be the same. But for a lady with 2 kids, I'm not fat and nasty, just not tight 18 year old body hot anymore.
  • Wulfgang, on 02/14/2009, -0/+1"She is a true example of just how generous a human being can be," said Jim Petersen, 32, who lives two houses down from his new idol. "I think I speak for everyone huddled here tonight when I say I'll never forget what that benevolent woman did for us."
  • Thorpe, on 02/16/2009, -0/+1*all* women? You seen the state of some?
  • krisseybee, on 02/15/2009, -0/+1Its from the seinfeld episode where they all bet on who can go the longest without masturbating.
  • Amavel, on 02/17/2009, -0/+1Well I'm 18 enough for the both of us....
  • vin20, on 03/01/2009, -0/+1Nice ass!!
  • diceau, on 02/14/2009, -0/+1Aww what's the matter, mummy didn't breastfeed you when you were a baby ... or last night?
  • inactive, on 02/14/2009, -0/+1I'm sorry to be bearer of bad news, but she was actually a transexual.
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