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- AureliaMasterso, on 07/15/2009, -0/+62Just another Friday at the Dollar Tree...
- jhhart, on 07/15/2009, -1/+60Clean up on aisle 4. It's a real sticky mess!
- charlesweapons, on 07/15/2009, -0/+46She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked cash or credit
And I jizzed in my pants - chuckDontSurf, on 07/15/2009, -0/+35It's the Dollar Tree on a Friday night--do you really want to see pics?
- kbtussey, on 07/15/2009, -2/+35Just an Indiana boy on an Indiana night...
- chronopublish, on 07/15/2009, -0/+29FTA: "If you touch me again I'll bash you in the head with my umbrella," the woman is quoted in a police report as telling Deloney. Deloney then ran from the store past Kmart with several customers in pursuit.
Does it feel like a vital chunk of the story takes place between these two sentences to anyone else? - chuckDontSurf, on 07/15/2009, -0/+25"but then mistakenly thought she "liked it and was coming on to me, so I intentionally rubbed on her the second time."
Yeah dude, women just can't resist a stranger's crotch rubbing against their ass, especially in the checkout line. I'm sure she was getting ready to turn around and fellate you. - DarthVolta, on 07/15/2009, -0/+19to be fair you were flirting a lot, plus the way you bagged cans got me bothered and hot. please stop acting like you're not impressed.. one more thing i'm gonna pay by check.
- 8347, on 07/15/2009, -0/+18In his defense she was purchasing whip cream, cucumbers and tuct tape.
- blackhole82, on 07/15/2009, -0/+17at least he didn't accidentally go down on her
- EvilJelloMan, on 07/15/2009, -0/+16He follows the unwritten book of the road. It's expected - all the hitchhikers do it.
- cygnus2112, on 07/15/2009, -0/+16Yes. Every woman wants dick in her ass while she's in the checkout lane.
- EvilJelloMan, on 07/15/2009, -2/+17Uh... yes. WTF, man??
- writeb, on 07/15/2009, -0/+14Too many porn flicks apparently.
If you're ever in doubt whether or not a random hot chick is about to get it on with you in public, listen for the porn music. If you don't hear anything, it's a trap. - alexkim804, on 07/15/2009, -18/+31………………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,,
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………………………………………………………’’~-‘’_ , , ,,’,_/--‘ - antoniuk, on 07/15/2009, -1/+11He forgot to yell SURPRISE. Would have gotten him off.
- jba68, on 07/15/2009, -0/+10Rampage?!
always a good night when you find yourself escaping a Kmart with people in hot pursuit - jwolcott, on 07/15/2009, -1/+11"He told a police officer he accidentally bumped into the woman, but then mistakenly thought she "liked it and was coming on to me, so I intentionally rubbed on her the second time. I'm sorry," the police report states."
Oh, he was a Digger. - inactive, on 07/15/2009, -1/+10People from Indiana are hideous. You DO NOT want to see pics.
- VikingBeatbox, on 07/15/2009, -0/+8This happened to me at a Publix. And now we live happily ever after....
- chuckDontSurf, on 07/15/2009, -0/+8For some people, yes.
- bigteebo, on 07/15/2009, -0/+5Checking out the checkout girl.....
Checking out the checkout girl.....
I love to shop
I love to shop - darkz77, on 07/15/2009, -0/+5now you effin tell me !!!!
- 8FoldPath, on 07/15/2009, -0/+5Inappropriate? Well, I guess I'll stop doing it then.
- Squeetard, on 07/15/2009, -1/+6Next time she'll buy the pre stirred yogurt.
- martoq, on 07/15/2009, -0/+5I don't know what the big deal is. I always say hello with my crotch.
- FearlessFreep, on 07/15/2009, -1/+6I thought it was going to be about skate-boarding
- inactive, on 07/15/2009, -5/+10Pics of woman or it didn't happen.
- JimSwarthow, on 07/15/2009, -0/+5this guy is stealin' my moves, yo
- cygnus2112, on 07/15/2009, -0/+5Sounds like he didn't need to yell anything to get off.
- WocCixelsyd, on 07/15/2009, -0/+4But that town is outside Gary. Any Hoosier knows the reputation that place has.
- mogdor, on 07/15/2009, -0/+4Cool, if I get myself a costume can I be Robin and fight crime with you?
- ObeseSnake, on 07/15/2009, -0/+4Dollar Tree is a supermarket?
- kbrivas2011, on 07/15/2009, -0/+4Yes, and it wasn't that funny.
- BrewBeau, on 07/15/2009, -1/+5Is whip cream some sort of ointment for lashing wounds?
- wigren, on 07/15/2009, -1/+4Goddamn it, fellow Hoosiers, quit making us all look bad!
- mx13punk, on 07/15/2009, -0/+3Agreed :/
- snagglefoof, on 07/15/2009, -0/+3What a fantastic police report.
- williepepper, on 07/15/2009, -1/+4I can't help grinders because of all the hot cosmo mags in the cleckout.
- MtheoryX, on 07/15/2009, -0/+3Eh, it's close to Gary, at a dollar store, on a friday night.
She's lucky he didn't shoot her. - paulmwaltz, on 07/15/2009, -0/+3Hey I'm from Indiana!
Oh wait Indiana IS hideous. The only Digg stories I've seen relating to my state are this one and the one about the girl that made a tape of her having sex with a dog. *facepalm* Indiana blows. - ketedford, on 07/15/2009, -0/+3Is that a salami in your pocket or, ... oh, it is salami?
- HEAVYisSPY, on 07/15/2009, -0/+3but what if she gave the wrong signals? Most likely it was just a misunderstanding. Let's lock 'em up. Mating rituals are hard enough as it is.
heh, hard. - falconear, on 07/15/2009, -0/+2From Wikipedia: (I've seen/experienced this at a crowded club, and I'm a GUY.)
In psychiatry, the clinical term frotteurism (no longer called frottage, although commonly called toucherism) refers to a specific paraphilia which involves the non-consensual rubbing against another person to achieve sexual arousal. The contact is usually with the hands or the genitals and may involve touching any part of the body including the genital area. A person who practices frotteurism is known as a frotteur. The majority of frotteurs are male and the majority of victims are female,[1] although female on male, female on female, and male on male frotteurs exist. Adult on child frotteurism is a common early stage in child sexual abuse.[2] This non-consensual activity may be done discreetly without being discovered, or in circumstances where the victim cannot respond, typically in a public place such as a crowded train, or at a rock concert. In common speech frotteurism is called groping though this term may sometimes be used for consensual Frottage. - inactive, on 07/15/2009, -1/+3Used to tuck your penis between your legs when going out in drag on a friday night
- burgerkinghorn, on 09/02/2009, -0/+2JIZZ IN MY PANTS
- RegalBegal, on 07/15/2009, -0/+2I stuck a fudge-cicle in her ass.
- lisaawesome, on 07/15/2009, -0/+2Being a checkout girl is a great way to pick up guys if you can handle all the creepers hitting on you too.
- FlaNative, on 07/15/2009, -0/+1Dad?
- HEAVYisSPY, on 07/15/2009, -0/+1of course
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