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German Playboy Files Charges on Girl for Refusal of Sex

spiegel.de — Aging German playboy Rolf Eden has rarely taken no for an answer. And he's not about to start. He has filed charges against a 19-year-old for refusing to sleep with him. The complaint? Ageism.

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  • angusm, on 12/25/2007, -3/+182In other news, seventy-nine million men have already joined a class action suit against Jessica Alba, Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson, alleging that the three attractive celebrities had discriminated against them by failing to show up in their bedrooms wearing nothing but earrings and a smile. One of the organizers, who declined to be named, said yesterday: "We don't have anything against Jessica, Natalie and Scarlett, but frankly, their continued refusal to sleep with us has been deeply, intensely traumatic and we will be asking the courts to take into account the full extent of our suffering and mental anguish when awarding damages." He added that it was still not too late for Ms Alba, Ms Portman and Ms Johansson to make amends and avert the lawsuit.
  • coltrane68, on 12/25/2007, -4/+126Wow - is there any more pathetic description of one's person than "aging German playboy"?
  • kaintehdragoon, on 12/25/2007, -4/+121Level 70 Paladin?
  • inactive, on 12/25/2007, -1/+112I am reminded of the classic line from the movie "Hardbodies":

    I don't ***** fossils for free, old man.
  • mklopez, on 12/25/2007, -0/+105Can anybody get me the the phone number for his attorney? I have plenty of work for him!
  • whatthefu, on 12/25/2007, -2/+66This is stupid. What if you were a girl and someone of a different race wanted to have sex with you but you were racist and refused on that basis? There still wouldn't be anything legally wrong with that.
  • sleepingcitizen, on 12/25/2007, -3/+62mwenh, id say well choreographed by the chick. it was clearly a classic "get free meal payed for by the old man who therefore assumed that you'd have sex with him, then not have sex with him because hes nasty and pathetic" ploy.
  • Zandarrr, on 12/25/2007, -1/+55Can we see the girl?
  • vroom101, on 12/25/2007, -1/+52Ridiculousism.
  • lisaawesome, on 12/25/2007, -0/+47Why would he want everyone to know he got turned down for being too old? I'd keep that embarrassment to myself.
  • glinsvad, on 12/25/2007, -1/+47Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
    (which episode is that from?)
  • dannyapplesauce, on 12/25/2007, -1/+40That's just gross.
  • bhsws2, on 12/25/2007, -1/+39This guy is a douche.Instead of dying "on top of a woman" I hope he dies in the most pathetic way possible.
  • j1337, on 12/25/2007, -0/+37Watch out, buddy. You'll be sued next.
  • Genjeta, on 12/25/2007, -0/+35Wow....how can you get more pathetic....
  • ZenMojo, on 12/25/2007, -0/+32Ageism? I think she's just afraid of his "aged jizm."
  • pintomp3, on 12/25/2007, -1/+32a settlement has been reached, paris hilton and lindsay lohan have been feverishly working on distributing the payments.
  • Pake, on 12/25/2007, -0/+28To die by his own hand... that would be pathetic.
  • aukxsona, on 12/25/2007, -0/+27skin crawling THANKS
  • inactive, on 12/25/2007, -0/+26I knew this Viagra thing wouldn't bring any good at all.

    Good for the girl for refusing him, at the end "He doesn't have the power" to "take care" of any women's needs.
  • whyufail, on 12/25/2007, -1/+24choking in a bathtub on a ham sandwich. It can also be pimento loaf
  • sanman, on 12/25/2007, -1/+23Isn't that how Demi Moore got Ashton Kutcher?
  • WolverineBlue, on 12/25/2007, -0/+22In other news, Digg has filed a massive suit against all females for what they are calling "anti-nerdism" influencing their decision not to sleep with any of us.
  • bobartig, on 12/25/2007, -2/+24Are you kidding?!?!?! As an asian man, I'm highly offended by that notion, and I'll sue anything that walks unless Beyonce and Jessica Biel don't consent to a threesome with me within 48 hours.
  • jhuebel, on 12/25/2007, -0/+19I think you mean fogey. But, yeah...
  • psg188, on 12/25/2007, -7/+26Aging French Playboy?
  • inactive, on 12/25/2007, -3/+22Digg on Christmas Eve?
  • BossKey, on 12/25/2007, -3/+21Any Digg user?
  • notthemama, on 12/25/2007, -2/+20I agree. If he was too old for her to have sex with, then he's too old to date.
    At the same time, taking it to the courts is idiotic.
    Ont he other hand, if he wins, then guys everywhere can legally force hot women to put out by suing them. If they have sex at all, then they would have to have sex with anyone. lol
  • robotosaurus, on 12/25/2007, -0/+17Now imagine him directly behind you.
    Looming over your shoulder.
    Murmuring words only you can imagine.
  • pintomp3, on 12/25/2007, -0/+17senator?
  • Poltron, on 12/25/2007, -1/+17Ageism is a funny word
  • aukxsona, on 12/25/2007, -3/+17Serves him right...I would have said he couldn't have me either. Self absorbed and believing it his right to use my body as an amusement park for his old wrinkly penis...just because he swooned me! In that case I would have 9 husbands and God knows how many children....
  • dgh1973, on 12/25/2007, -0/+13Dude is almost old enough to be her great grandfather.

    Creepy.
  • isunktheship, on 12/25/2007, -0/+13No he's a real Rick!
  • tizz66, on 12/25/2007, -1/+14Get real. This is a valid discrimination law being twisted and used for a situation that is *clearly* not going to be ruled in his favour. Don't take twisted cases and use them as evidence for your argument. If you want to do that, I've got a ***** of evidence against your society's way of doing just about everything. Instead, I look at the average cases and judge based on those. Could you do the same?
  • Bootes, on 12/25/2007, -0/+13There are a few other religions out there.
  • mystrymeat, on 12/25/2007, -0/+13mabee he shouldnt go out with his grand childrens freinds, if he expects to get any action.
  • rpguy, on 12/25/2007, -1/+14odb
  • inactive, on 12/25/2007, -1/+12I'm sorry for saying it, I'll probably get dugg down, but that was a perfect rickroll.

    Caught me like deer in headlights.
  • affanjam, on 12/25/2007, -1/+12Yes now I can sue a chick for discriminating me with nerdism/dorkism!
  • cannarymburns, on 12/25/2007, -1/+11its ok if you're dwj (digging while jewish)
  • robotosaurus, on 12/25/2007, -1/+11Ole Dirty Bastard?
  • RetroMUFC, on 12/25/2007, -1/+11On top of a man?
  • rawdog79, on 12/25/2007, -0/+10Damn... I thought only America had retarded lawsuits.
  • demonsnake69, on 12/25/2007, -3/+13No one would personally give a ***** if you were killed either. This game is lots of fun!
  • RetroMUFC, on 12/25/2007, -1/+11I think any red blooded male would bang Demi like a drum. This guy however I could see exactly why a 19 year old female would turn him down. Old men are wrinkly and they smell like bengay
  • egonSchiele, on 12/25/2007, -2/+11yeah, ***** freedom!
  • russ3, on 12/25/2007, -3/+12the hells a HIPPIE-FACIST? dont make no god damned sense
  • proficient, on 12/25/2007, -2/+11Excellent.
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