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Facebook messages from freshman roommate. He's a d*ck.

collegehumor.com — My cousin Jordan is starting his freshman year this coming August. He just got his roommate assignment and sent this over to me the other day.

Who dugg this? Made popular Aug 7, 2009

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  • pe5t1lence, on 08/07/2009, -25/+3121Wait... which one is the dick?
  • danknerd, on 08/07/2009, -19/+1366WAIT!! He has an iPhone but can't afford a microwave which you can get for like $99
  • pantarei999, on 08/07/2009, -10/+1166-Dear...
    -Yo...!
    -Dear...
    -Yo...!!!
  • WombleSlayer, on 08/07/2009, -27/+1108Obviously fake.
  • lisanham, on 08/07/2009, -7/+982they both are in their own dick-y douch-ey way. should be an interesting year for the two of them.
  • s0l0s0ul, on 08/07/2009, -8/+730Nolan is a dick.
    Jordan is an idiot.
  • lolwatermelon, on 08/07/2009, -23/+652"I can't afford a $69 microwave, wanna play 360? I've got an iPhone."

    The footballer is the douchenozzle.
  • twomeyw23334, on 08/07/2009, -2/+574Isn't there a used microwave on craiglist's "free" section like every day?
  • ifruit, on 08/07/2009, -19/+586Who cares, it's fake anyway.
  • CrazyEddie041, on 08/07/2009, -8/+551iPhone, X-Box 360, and a 27-inch TV... but yeah, he's like totally dirt poor and can't afford a microwave.
  • DaviDTC, on 08/08/2009, -1/+462They don't always have a popcorn button.
  • bsamuels453, on 08/07/2009, -33/+444A good example how Football can get you into college.
  • hipery, on 08/07/2009, -32/+443I say it was the Nolan guy since he was the one who insisted on making the microwave thing an issue
  • insanemike, on 08/07/2009, -90/+485Football profile pic says it all.
  • fasda, on 08/07/2009, -12/+398Both are dicks in their own ways

    Nolan is incredibly pompous and pretty anal, Jordan is pretty ***** stupid and they both have pretty douche ways to write messages
  • po43292, on 08/08/2009, -3/+387cause that would be chill.
  • ChiffX, on 08/07/2009, -7/+349Last pre-med student I met did shrooms, coke, ecstasy, weed, smoke, drank, snorted adderall, and played a MEAN tetris. Then owned his finals.
  • c0mputar, on 08/07/2009, -34/+374Nolan is the douche. Chances are the football guy is on a scholarship, he may legitimately be broke. In fact, he is providing a 360 and TV, and so I don't see how a mini-fridge is even close to a bargaining chip.
  • Eshestun, on 08/07/2009, -14/+350They were both dicks.

    Me and my roommates just pitched in and bought everything we needed.
    Ya, it's expensive, but you make a lot of the money back when it's time to move out and you sell everything!
  • rocknog, on 08/07/2009, -5/+329Pre-med students don't play video games? WTF!?
  • piemcgee, on 08/07/2009, -17/+333Seriously, it seemed like he was purposely making it an issue. What a girl.
  • billjimbob, on 08/07/2009, -37/+344Xbox 360 + TV > Mini-Fridge, microwave, and "rug"
  • captainDyl, on 08/07/2009, -11/+295This is all just building up to the first night together, where they will make out and spoon on a single bed.
  • Jeffler, on 08/07/2009, -22/+283Dear Everyone,

    Way to completely miss the punchline.
  • Andrewbot, on 08/08/2009, -0/+257I kept waiting for a tower of lawn chairs to show up.
  • directedition, on 08/08/2009, -15/+270He can't afford a microwave.... but he has a 360 and an iphone... I'm not saying that those things make him non-poor, but the ability to prepare food should take precedence over entertainment and socialization.

    The price of a couple months subscription for his iphone would cover it. Sure, he's just coming out of high school and isn't used to providing for himself, but he should learn to sacrifice his luxuries to get the things he needs.

    I use a tracfone :( but damn it, I get to eat warm food.
  • twiztidsinz, on 08/07/2009, -13/+245Well.. I suppose you COULD use the 360 to cook your meals...
  • Vindexus, on 08/07/2009, -23/+255This sucked.
  • Bartboy919, on 08/07/2009, -6/+235Image compression guide for internets Noobs:

    PNG for a picture of something digital, I.E. something rendered on a computer screen

    JPG for a picture of something analog, I.E. a photo of your fat mother.
  • Jrr6415sun, on 08/08/2009, -26/+244This is obviously fake, no one talks like this.

    I don't want to start off on the wrong foot, but can you people please stop arguing over a made up facebook conversation?

    My best,
  • parestrep, on 08/07/2009, -44/+197Please; do not use a .jpg for a screenshot for the love of god.
  • oriondr, on 08/08/2009, -9/+158Maybe once you're in college you'll realize why Fridge > 360.
  • schwnj, on 08/07/2009, -3/+150Just about all of them, from what I remember.
  • oblivionatm, on 08/07/2009, -8/+151Both
  • twiztidsinz, on 08/07/2009, -7/+139Anyone who presumes a person who uses a specific word is limited to a singular group is a douche.
  • roxgod666, on 08/08/2009, -6/+133@012345678901234
    How many broke people do you see using a smart phone?
  • falstaff, on 08/08/2009, -2/+119I wonder which one is bringing the tower of lawn chairs?
  • Cheesepuffly, on 08/08/2009, -7/+121Should have gotten a PS3 instead, doubles as a George Foreman.
  • diggapleeeze, on 08/07/2009, -7/+117Judd Apatow will figure out how to make a movie based on this exchange.
  • BulkVanderhuge, on 08/07/2009, -6/+116An area rug? Is his last name Lebowski?

    /I call shenanigans on this
  • dustinbolton, on 08/07/2009, -1/+109A microwave is $25 at Walmart during "back-2-school' sales....
  • NamesTwister, on 08/08/2009, -4/+111Cool story, bro.
  • ZombieSociety, on 08/08/2009, -4/+109He's awesome.
  • WhoPharted, on 08/07/2009, -8/+109So, he has enough money for an Xbox and gears of war, but not for a microwave? But I second the opinion that they are both douchebags
  • Ghostalker, on 08/07/2009, -13/+102Gonna be a great semester for those two. I'm sure the headline will end up here on the frontpage in a few weeks. "College roommate killed over Microwave, iPhone main evidence"
  • dustinbolton, on 08/07/2009, -2/+91A microwave is $25 at Walmart during "back-2-school" sales....
  • hypercrypt, on 08/08/2009, -6/+93But he is also providing the rug! They are both c*cks...
  • SweetChinMusic, on 08/08/2009, -5/+91YO DAWG
  • fredrockbluff, on 08/08/2009, -2/+88Dear!
  • therealkid, on 09/10/2009, -20/+106Why does it matter? Will it ruin your life if it's a .jpg?
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