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Everybody’s Got A Neighbor Like This

topcultured.com — Ok, so, I think everyone’s had a neighbor like this at some point and if you haven’t, you’re lucky, cause it blows.

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  • JediMustafa, on 10/21/2009, -4/+745The white paper is supposed to be read in an Italian accent.
  • rezivor, on 10/21/2009, -7/+623Maybe he should just fix his goddamn alarm.
  • PWoT, on 10/21/2009, -5/+471Just to be clear, it's the guy with the alarm who's the lousy neighbor, right? Because the notes are about the most polite way to deal with that situation.
  • confuciussay, on 10/21/2009, -1/+432Note is better than a smashed window I guess... so they must be very nice neighbours
  • chieflbm, on 10/21/2009, -3/+263I have 2 or 3 neighbors who have these alarms on their 1980 something faded Corollas. I totally understand how someone could go ballistic on these people. I'm one car alarm from climbing a water tower myself ....
  • Pinkertinkle, on 10/21/2009, -4/+253I was eating dinner on the upper east side when some car alarm kept going off. Several minutes later a man took the liberty of bashing in the window of said car. NYC.
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  • TheMarenum, on 10/21/2009, -0/+197Shut upa you car alarm!
  • FeloniusMonkey, on 10/21/2009, -1/+186Seriously, if two different neighbors are annoyed to the point of putting angry notes on the windshield of the car, the owner should consider himself lucky they didn't just key it.
  • Sefus, on 10/21/2009, -1/+151I've never heard a car alarm and thought "Oh *****! Someone is totally stealing a car!" they are worth less than a headache but nonetheless that's what you get.
  • TomT127, on 10/21/2009, -3/+137Nothing worse than a cheap car alarm on a beater.
  • Nelagster, on 10/21/2009, -0/+125dugg for "i guarantee you nobody wants to steal this"
  • Schmich, on 10/21/2009, -1/+99However I'm sure you read "And now you'll read it in my voice" in his voice.
  • ylikone, on 10/21/2009, -8/+102Confused... which one is the annoying neighbor? The ones leaving the notes or the one with the busted car alarm. I vote the jerk with the car alarm.
  • twiztidsinz, on 10/21/2009, -5/+98I read it in an Asian accent...
  • XTomTomX, on 10/21/2009, -5/+91Cool story brah.
  • ryansmith18, on 10/21/2009, -1/+85Yeah... we all saw it too.
  • MatlasK, on 10/21/2009, -1/+83TUN'A YOU FOCKING ALARM OFF!
  • elanthedon, on 10/21/2009, -1/+77Honestly, that note was nicer than I thought it would be
  • inactive, on 10/21/2009, -1/+66That's why I love New York. Everyone's a douche, and they're all pretty much okay with that.
  • oninbonin, on 10/21/2009, -0/+57DAAAA DEEEE DAAAAAA DEEEEE DAAAAAA DEEEEEEE DAAAAAA DEEEEE WEEE WEEE WEEE WEEE WEEE WEEE WEEE WEEE MRRRT MRRRT MRRRT MRRRT MRRRT BEWWWWWWWWP BEWWWWWWWP BEWWWWWWWP BEWWWWWWWP
  • inactive, on 10/21/2009, -0/+55That guy obviously writes comments on the Internet.
  • Lavarock, on 10/21/2009, -2/+57That doesn't work. He wouldn't use broken english.
  • StrangeFamous, on 10/21/2009, -0/+54If your car says "FIRE!" instead of "HELP!"
  • OverDriven, on 10/21/2009, -0/+50Yep. I have one right next door. No kidding...a car drives by and it goes off. Or my personal favorite...lightning storms. Even distant thunder sets it off EVERY FRIGGIN TIME.
  • screensnot, on 10/21/2009, -0/+49This happened in NY. Those notes were extremely polite, by their standards.
  • falconear, on 10/21/2009, -2/+51Shut upa about the shut upa!
  • Silentnite85, on 10/21/2009, -0/+48Good News Everyone!
  • asgardshill, on 10/21/2009, -3/+50It looks like there's douchiness to be had on both sides. But a note (without the often-accompanying paint job keying and tire slashing) is an order of magnitude less douchey than setting your car alarm to go off if a fly craps on the bumper.

    I wish I could "stick" a note on the windshield of the ***** who cruise the neighborhood around here with their gigawatt subwoofers thumping out the latest rap and hip-hop hit. Preferably attached to a paving brick.
  • orb_nsc, on 10/21/2009, -1/+45Reminds me of college dorm life. In the parking lot at least one douchebag's hair-trigger car alarm was always going off. Day and night. I have no sympathy for this guy.
  • GamerXR72, on 10/21/2009, -2/+45The neighbors that write notes like that have a legitimate reason to do so. It's a dick move to have a car alarm like that and not fix it.

    If I had a neighbor whos car would do that a lot, that same neighbor would have a brick through his car window.
  • TheInterTubeZ, on 10/21/2009, -0/+43How do you know if your car is ACTUALLY getting broken into.
  • jamdogg, on 10/21/2009, -7/+49I'm not sure which neighbours I'm not supposed to want to have...the ones who wrote the note or the one whose car alarm keeps going off....?
  • diggit83, on 10/21/2009, -8/+50wtf are you talking about?
  • kaidovak, on 10/21/2009, -5/+46My neighbor had this going on with her mid 90s audi... a nice car in its day, but not worth worryin' about these days. Well after a week of us and all of our neighbors putting up with it, the guy a few doors down knocked out her driver's side window and put a single dent in each body panel. I wish i could've seen it happen.
  • Moterreal, on 10/21/2009, -1/+40FOOKING PRAWNS.
  • zanvann, on 10/21/2009, -1/+39You'd probably still be able to hear it at the top of the water tower though.
  • Lactar, on 10/21/2009, -0/+36Wait who's the douche? I love notes from people, much better than a visit from a cop, or a broken window.
  • 3rdDay, on 10/21/2009, -4/+40Some people just haven't learned the trick of living along side others.
  • nyr14, on 10/21/2009, -6/+41Thanks for clarifying were the upper east side is.
  • redux2redux, on 10/21/2009, -0/+34We had a car like that at my apartment building.

    In the morning there was a flower pot through the windshield.

    I think they got the hint.
  • liquisoft, on 10/21/2009, -8/+41I know how grammar leaves people when they're infuriated by a noisy car alarm, so I'll excuse the white paper.

    But seriously, I thought this was going to be an article/whatever about a nosey neighbor. I've got one of those. He's a real douche, of the bag variety.
  • ProfessorLX, on 10/21/2009, -0/+29bippity boppity, bippity boppity boop, boppity bippity
  • theamazingkort, on 10/21/2009, -0/+28Nickleback should never be at the top of any list, regardless.
  • JackSrenton, on 10/21/2009, -5/+33Yeah lets break people stuff because something bothers us. :-/
  • sipsyrup, on 10/21/2009, -1/+29I'm sorry, but there is no way the note writers can be dicks at all in this situation. This happened to me before, the ***** is lucky his car didn't get a brick through his window.
  • starscream45, on 10/21/2009, -2/+28you mean "car a-rarm"

    ROR
  • Mister8, on 10/21/2009, -0/+24Oh god, now I'm reading all the comments in his voice.
  • marciot, on 10/22/2009, -0/+24Curiously the only thing that went through the mind of the flower pot, as it fell, was, 'Oh no, not again.'
  • inactive, on 10/21/2009, -1/+24I believe the phrase is "...bag, of the Kanye variety."

    -FIXED
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