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  • MarkusGarvey, on 05/23/2008, -32/+110in Soviet Russia, manhole cover is you!...
    • mavrick45, on 05/23/2008, -22/+4how farking original. god, I wish i were as witty as you.....
      • Ducksa, on 05/23/2008, -1/+1Someone is messing up the digging on these two comments.
      • knetworx, on 05/23/2008, -0/+5Apparently the digg community wishes you were that witty, too.
    • MmMmBakedBeans, on 05/23/2008, -7/+2thats mad ***** funny, the dude got his arm smahed after he fell into the manhole, what would have been funnier is if he would have fell totally into the manhole and disapeared lol
      • jjremy, on 05/23/2008, -0/+4Only if a speech bubble popped up saying "Who turned out the lights?"
    • fas2, on 05/23/2008, -4/+9It would be funnier if you did it right...
    • prezzy, on 05/23/2008, -4/+9In Soviet Russia, old ass videos dont make it to front page.
    • asylumua, on 05/23/2008, -3/+5Shut the ***** up with the Soviet Russia jokes! Seriously, every time I see a video or a story about eastern Europe I see a stupid ass Soviet Russia joke.
      • terracottapai, on 05/23/2008, -0/+4In Soviet Russia, overused meme angered by you!
  • cmccool, on 05/23/2008, -2/+176not only does the crazy slip and fall into the manhole---the manhole also falls on his arm--gah!
    • cyrix, on 05/23/2008, -11/+3I couldn't tell for sure, but it looked like the man hole cover fell on his arm too when he fell. ***** that's gotta hurt.
    • coachmcguirk, on 05/23/2008, -2/+20...oh yea?
      then what happened?....
      • Kijael, on 05/23/2008, -1/+13Well, the other guy that was tussling with the other guy knocked him over. Then the guy that fell down the hole wobbled over to the prone man and kicked him! You should have seen it... oh wait you can. I think there is a recording around here somewhere ;)
    • yepme02, on 05/23/2008, -11/+3umm.... I don't think he actually lifted the hole.
      • Andrwmorph, on 05/23/2008, -0/+3Sorry for the misunderstanding captain literal.
    • sykotik, on 05/23/2008, -2/+24Yeah, his arm is either broke or fractured.
      • shadeOfGrey, on 05/23/2008, -3/+4or both.
      • mjfitzge, on 05/23/2008, -4/+12or that means the same thing.
      • sykotik, on 05/23/2008, -1/+11Well, by broke, I meant a severe break, in two separate pieces. By fractured, I meant just a small lil crack or chip, but still whole. I honestly thought there was a difference.
      • mnemy, on 05/23/2008, -0/+1He does check is arm at the end. Probably one of the bones is broken.
      • cjflashman, on 05/23/2008, -0/+2***** that, I bet it shattered.
      • olegk, on 05/24/2008, -1/+1"broken" is the adjective
        "broke" means something else as an adjective
    • rabidbob, on 05/23/2008, -1/+5I was thinking he was damn lucky both legs went in. One in, one out and he'd not be getting up for a while.
      • Surferess, on 05/23/2008, -0/+4Yep, that is definitely going to leave a mark.
    • brokentone, on 05/23/2008, -3/+11That hardly affects him though! Three options:

      1. Russian manhole covers are lighter than American.

      2. Russians are tougher than Americans.

      3. He has the MK Invulnerability mode on.
      • shadeOfGrey, on 05/23/2008, -2/+13Are you sure about #2? Cause they were fighting like some little bitches.
      • Lutfesk, on 05/23/2008, -0/+64. he's just incredibly drunk.
        • Xsecrets, on 05/23/2008, -0/+1yeah, but if you've ever picked up a man hole cover in America, at least the south where I live it wouldn't matter how drunk you are, because that kind of a fall would break both bones in your arm clean through and you'd be very lucky if it didn't just plain sever it clean off. At any rate there's no way you could use the arm to push yourself out of the hole like he did.
    • toonworld, on 05/23/2008, -1/+3buwhahahahahah!! EPIC FAIL!!
    • MrNeom, on 05/23/2008, -2/+0No it doesn't.
    • kineticarl, on 05/23/2008, -0/+2But even more than that, the thing bounces. That adds to the ouch.
    • mrASSMAN, on 05/24/2008, -0/+1It has got to be completely *****. Those things weigh like 100lbs and it landed HARD from a height.. might need to be amputated if he didn't go directly to a hospital..
  • jggube, on 05/23/2008, -7/+58What a bad ass and the background music is a winner!
    • drastik21, on 05/23/2008, -10/+1You just hearing that song for the first time is Fail!
    • MSstar, on 05/23/2008, -1/+4FINISH HIM!
    • recruz, on 05/23/2008, -3/+3Fight scenes = semi- win
      Background music = winner!
      Attempt to use manhole cover = win!
      Falling into manhole after picking up manhole cover = EPIC WIN/FAIL!
      Poor use of weapons during fight = semi-win
      Hot chicks/titties in video = fail!
  • mydigga, on 05/23/2008, -5/+32Never before scenes from Mortal Combat: Annihilation
  • LadyKofNYC, on 05/23/2008, -9/+122LOL!!!

    Reminds me of when I was a cocktail waitress back in college. I worked at a bar in Tribeca (NYC). Every Friday night, the Wall Street crowd would swam all the bars in the neighborhood and get TOTALLY ***** up. One Friday night, a HUGE group of Wall Street dudes (former frat boys) got into an all out bare-knuckle brawl in the middle of West Broadway and Northmore Street. This one guy, who had blood dripping down the front of his white Brooks Brothers shirt, picked up a metal garbage can and slams it down on the head of this other guy wearing what looked like an Armani suit. THEN garbage can man has the nerve to run out into the middle of the street and yell "CALL THE POLICE!".

    I stood across the street watching .... mouth AGAPE. GOD, I wish I had video of that night.

    Anyway, the only thing funnier then watching drunken idiots brawl is watching drunken idiots in expensive suits brawl!!!
    .
    • ElAssoWipo, on 05/23/2008, -2/+59I disagree, the funniest is a tiny little angry man beating up a very large fat man who thinks his size will allow him to do anything he wants and never pay for it.

      It's the funniest thing I ever saw. I cried. In a bar, both were drunk and the big guy was pushing everybody aside to make his way somewhere but he pushed the wrong little fella.

      Little guy jumped on fat guy's back, was holding on with only his legs and ***** pummeled the big guy on the top of his head while the fat man was swinging his arms trying to reach the little guy.

      The entire bar was bent in half laughing.
      • LadyKofNYC, on 05/23/2008, -6/+11LMAO!!!! Comic GOLD!!!

        You win hands down!!

        Now for the rest of the day I'm gonna have the image of a great big fat guy flailing his arms around trying to get at the angry little man on his back.
      • therealfoz, on 05/23/2008, -1/+30"I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women"
        • dave122, on 05/23/2008, -0/+8I'm a big guy 6'4 240. out of all the people I know the 2 I would least want to fight are under 6 foot and around 150 lbs.

          Kind of sucked in 7th grade when people starting lifting and being fat no longer meant being tough, guess some people never got the memo :D
        • masterkenobi, on 05/23/2008, -1/+8Dugg for Princess Bride reference :D
    • yepme02, on 05/23/2008, -9/+0umm I don't think he actually lifted the hole.
    • sonic11, on 05/23/2008, -2/+11i disagree. the funniest thing is when a cat is playing piano!
    • reisrocks, on 05/23/2008, -3/+30I didn't read further than "when I was a cocktail waitress back in college".
      That was enough to get my digg.
    • rreadysetno, on 05/23/2008, -9/+2tl;dr
      • 4rp4n3t, on 05/23/2008, -0/+4Really, it's fine that you have the attention span of a retarded, ***** three year old.
    • masterkenobi, on 05/23/2008, -6/+1OMG which place did you used to be a cocktail waitress for? I actually live in the area!
    • antiorblkflag9, on 05/23/2008, -2/+38GIRL ON DIGG!!!
      • LoveAndSeagulls, on 05/25/2008, -0/+1bahahaha i was totally expecting this comment
    • EricAnderton, on 05/23/2008, -2/+7"Anyway, the only thing funnier then watching drunken idiots brawl is watching drunken idiots in expensive suits brawl!!!"

      I think you just broke rules #1 and #2.
    • Andrwmorph, on 05/23/2008, -0/+3Drunken brawls are fun if everybody just sticks to fists
  • DeskFlyer, on 05/23/2008, -3/+38Highlight at 1:13.

    I can still tell the YouTube comments are retarded even though they're written in Cyrillic and I don't speak a lick of Russian.
    • iticu, on 05/23/2008, -0/+4Was the comment that consisted of a elongated "xD" the giveaway?
    • kanvas, on 05/23/2008, -0/+3The title is "Mega Beating of Alcoholics"
    • weareglass, on 05/23/2008, -0/+4They all say "Finish him" in Russian
    • lamiaconfitor, on 05/23/2008, -1/+2It should have been "MORTAL KOMBAT"
  • xdvx, on 05/23/2008, -8/+2Cut http://www.sharenator.com/vid/181/
  • JerryAscione, on 05/23/2008, -1/+83Niko would never use a manhole.
    • boombye, on 05/23/2008, -3/+7I bet Brucie would, that guy is in denial.
    • AngeloM3, on 05/24/2008, -0/+2HAHA!!!
      Check out the stiff-arm at 0:42.. he should be a running back!
  • ssn697, on 05/23/2008, -10/+4This is so old, but still funny. Fat drunk Russians without a lick of skills. Gotta love it. I laugh every time that guy falls in the manhole. You KNOW his arm is broken, but he is too drunk to realize it until later...
  • SeaweedWater, on 05/23/2008, -2/+90I love how the Mortal Kombat music is internationally ridiculous.
    • diggSJaustin, on 05/23/2008, -5/+1Hmm, I muted it after about one-third of a second.
    • ahawks, on 05/23/2008, -0/+4s/ridiculous/awesome/
  • levelred, on 05/23/2008, -12/+3Is this vintage internet day?
    • iticu, on 05/23/2008, -1/+2Every day is vintage internet day - if only so people can look at old stuff and feel smug knowing they've seen it before someone else.
    • levelred, on 05/23/2008, -3/+1It's not about seeing before someone else. It's actually about old stuff becoming new again which is annoying. No one goes out today in 2008 and asks for a Brand New 1992 Geo Metro, and everyone pretend likes it's brand new.
      • Nollykin, on 05/24/2008, -0/+2...You're really so much cooler than everyone here.
  • JosefH, on 05/23/2008, -8/+1There are many things you can use as weapons. Even if you don't think so. Mwuhahahahahaha
  • kateyall, on 05/23/2008, -6/+1Wow. What a disaster!
  • l800LEMMINGS, on 05/23/2008, -1/+18looks like russian bumfights
  • wickensworth, on 05/23/2008, -5/+2Drunk? That's brilliant
  • SniperZ, on 05/23/2008, -4/+36Where'd this hole come from!?
  • briguymaine, on 05/23/2008, -5/+11I think alcohol might have been involved.
    • drastik21, on 05/23/2008, -2/+4Nice observation, no wonder it says "Drunk Man" in the headline.
    • univerio, on 05/24/2008, -0/+1Hmm, you sure?
  • elliotys, on 05/23/2008, -5/+7"FINISH HIM!!!"
  • Bunnybutt, on 05/23/2008, -2/+9Mortal Kombat music is perfect.
  • drastik21, on 05/23/2008, -3/+12Duh, he's an undercover Ninja Turtle. He had to much radiation and it made him retarded.
  • alanr19, on 05/23/2008, -3/+12Haha russians and their hilarious fatalism.

    Where is your missile gap now comrade? LOL
  • schoepsMS, on 05/23/2008, -3/+1They should watch less figure skating and more hockey if they want to learn how to fight.
    • Sabin, on 05/24/2008, -0/+1Actually Russia is a damn good hockey country. Hell, they managed to get passed Canada and take the gold this year. Now excuse while I go cry in my Molson brewed beer.
  • SoIcanDigg, on 05/23/2008, -1/+4Hahaha. He's going to feel that on his arm for awhile.
  • weizilla, on 05/23/2008, -1/+5Is that one guy holding a red purse or something?
    • identitymatrix, on 05/23/2008, -0/+4It's not a purse, it's European.
  • Shakermaker, on 05/23/2008, -1/+25People are always tougher in groups. 2 or 3 guys picking on one guy. Real tough.
  • tapehands, on 05/23/2008, -8/+2meh. not digging because the editing was *****, but it's still worth a watch.
    • diggSJaustin, on 05/23/2008, -0/+1Agreed—ok guys, you don't need to overdub techno and replay every pertinent event in slomo for EVERY video you upload.
      • BobMysterioso, on 05/23/2008, -0/+1I kinda liked the replay - helped me see the arm crusher. No audio as I'm at work.
  • Kikkoman, on 05/23/2008, -0/+6Jackie Chan would definitely use a manhole cover. Its a weapon that excels in both offense and defense.
  • dib2, on 05/23/2008, -2/+1Good Fight.
  • lazerus9, on 05/23/2008, -1/+2I'll have a double shot of whatever he's drinking!
  • netzdamon, on 05/23/2008, -9/+1Why do people feel they have to put music into these videos, it's always something terrible and i have to smash my speakers into pieces each time to get the annoying sound out of my head.
    • 4rp4n3t, on 05/23/2008, -0/+4Alternatively, turn down the volume.
    • tobikow, on 05/23/2008, -0/+3Because of the awesome mortal combat music, i did this opposite.
  • Cheddar79, on 05/23/2008, -0/+9I guess I imagined him picking it up with his 'drunk' power and actually slinging it at the other guy...however this senario makes much more sense...

    Ouch the arm.
  • maximm, on 05/23/2008, -0/+4great presentation. the manhole dude just made me howl at work
  • roseman5285, on 05/23/2008, -0/+48manhole....such a dirty word.....
  • mittermayr, on 05/23/2008, -6/+1no one can use the manhole cover as a shield, well, chuck norris could, if he needed to, which he doesn't.
  • protogenxl, on 05/23/2008, -11/+8I take the standard Rick Roll and increase it's power by a factor of 7

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw
  • Just, on 05/23/2008, -0/+16I think the man broke his arm
    • bsinning, on 05/23/2008, -0/+9I can't imagine it not breaking.
      • BobMysterioso, on 05/23/2008, -0/+6He used it for support lifting out of the hole though. I was pretty amazed by that.
  • ThatEvilGuy, on 05/23/2008, -0/+8Those Russian manholes are heavy as *****, it usually takes 2 men to lift that ***** and with crowbars. That guy lifted it alone, and with his fingers, and then he fell in to the hole and it fell on his arm, I'd be very surprised if he didn't come out with some heavy injuries.
  • Spinney, on 05/23/2008, -0/+2did anyone else hear the gong in the beginning and expected Ask a Ninja?
    • creep303, on 05/23/2008, -0/+4If I ever watched it. Then probably.
  • beloitpiper, on 05/23/2008, -4/+3Not as cool as I thought it would be.
  • groonk, on 05/23/2008, -0/+5so in russia, manhole covers aren't pig iron?

    cause if they are, daaaaaayyuuummmn!
  • arrrapirate, on 05/23/2008, -0/+9i love how the mom is coming along with her kid and when they turn the corner, she turns right around again and starts herding her kid away

    "oops, drunken men fighting with purses and manhole covers, time to leave"
    • quesi, on 05/23/2008, -0/+1"its a european leather mens carry all"
  • over900000, on 05/23/2008, -0/+5That was the sorriest excuse of a street fight I have ever seen.
  • Torx, on 05/23/2008, -6/+2FAIL KOMBAT
  • Foenetik, on 05/23/2008, -3/+4really annoying editing...
  • UGM2099, on 05/23/2008, -0/+2Thats a broken radius for the fat tan coat dude.
  • jokerpkt, on 05/23/2008, -3/+21weed doesn't do this to you.
    • ats314, on 05/23/2008, -0/+2that would give a whole new meaning to pot hole!

      sorry...
  • DellDrEvil, on 05/23/2008, -0/+7A man hole cover wieghs in between 50-80lbs ... that is one stone cold drunken strong man super dude...

    get the heck out of the way.
  • MISking, on 05/23/2008, -0/+6Russian Bum Fights! Dugg.
  • yeediddy, on 05/23/2008, -13/+1buried for multiple counts of lameness -
    - Bad Mortal Kombat music
    - Bad fighting
    - Lame manhole cover pick up
  • sonoran, on 05/23/2008, -0/+1The most important statistic in a fight like this is the "Beer (or Wudka) gut to arm length ratio". If it's too big you can't hit anything.
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