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- pezoamo, on 04/02/2009, -0/+43Why is it that all the cool stories are April Fools and all the disgusting ones are real?
humanity - thejohnfloyd, on 04/02/2009, -1/+39April Fools!!!
No?... Oh *****. - FunkUncut, on 04/02/2009, -0/+33offifers i think my water broke
no ma'm you just pissed yourself - inactive, on 04/02/2009, -0/+30What's the big deal? That woman's mother probably drank and drove when she was pregnant, and look how well she turned out.
- lisaawesome, on 04/01/2009, -1/+29That kid is going to be *****.
- bixby1, on 03/31/2009, -2/+28I'm originally from Ft. Wayne, drunk driving while pregnant is practically a birthright, no pun intended.
- Daxx22, on 04/02/2009, -0/+24Goddamn, I'm pregnant again?! Sheite!
- Idiocracy - JackPence7788, on 04/02/2009, -1/+23Lookit Debbie Downer here.
- agentsrecord, on 04/01/2009, -2/+23Pic of the dumb bitch:
http://www.fwdailynews.com/story_img_thumbs/pregna ... - Schwa142, on 04/02/2009, -0/+16If this kid is actually born, I feel sorry for it... Seriously, this is her second time in 3 months?
- IUAndar, on 04/02/2009, -0/+16I dunno, I expected her to look a little bit more pale and..."methy"
- llamagod, on 04/02/2009, -0/+14Her second such offense this year? That means this is the 2nd time she's been pulled over for drunk driving while pregnant.....***** sad.
- adremali, on 04/02/2009, -2/+15bitches need to be tested before they're allowed to have kids.
- enantiodromia, on 04/02/2009, -2/+13He isn't doing a very good job so far. Maybe He is too busy?
- Bobbylabontefan, on 04/02/2009, -0/+11Classy.
- lanzemurdok, on 04/02/2009, -0/+11i would have meant the pun
- Biscuitz, on 04/02/2009, -0/+9KILL IT WITH FIRE!
- inactive, on 04/02/2009, -0/+9She gonna be a mom of the year soon enough.
- creamboat, on 04/02/2009, -3/+12Drinking alcohol while pregnant can easily cause fetal alcohol syndrome which isn't funny at all. You shouldn't drink PERIOD while pregnant.
- darwininmotion, on 04/02/2009, -0/+9And only the second time she's actually been caught..
- dixieleopard, on 04/02/2009, -0/+8What a worthless person.
- mingusmingus, on 04/02/2009, -0/+8Allright Sarcastic Steve, enough with the peanut gallery comments.
- rheaume, on 04/02/2009, -0/+8Last thing she heard before she got pregnant: "Wooohooo Im gonna ***** all y'all!"
- inactive, on 04/02/2009, -1/+9I thought you wuz on them pills or some sh**!
- p341250n, on 04/02/2009, -0/+8I'm not sure why, but that is exactly what I expected her to look like
- 33PercentGod, on 04/02/2009, -0/+8"If the kid calls his grand-momma,mommy and his momma, Pam,he's going to jail!"
-Chris Rock - inactive, on 04/02/2009, -0/+7these people breed.....
- MtheoryX, on 04/02/2009, -0/+7No need to be a Pessimistic Peter about it.
- EasyTigerDon, on 04/02/2009, -0/+7'My momma drank when she was pregnant and look at me...'
- smartsalman, on 04/02/2009, -0/+7thats just ***** stupid.
- JackPence7788, on 04/02/2009, -3/+10*****.
I'm like half an hour away from Fort Fun, as we call it here.
I wish I could say I wouldn't expect this behavior in my own town....but pretty much most of Indiana is a ***** hole. - eled, on 04/02/2009, -0/+6Holy *****, this is real?
I thought it was a review for tonight's episode of My name is Earl - inactive, on 04/02/2009, -0/+6dugg for idiocracy.....
Pregnant?! i thought you were on the pill...(no wait that was suzie)
whos suzie?! - timothy53, on 04/02/2009, -0/+6They should have a therapist deliver the baby. just cut the middle man out.
- Kamakazi15, on 04/02/2009, -0/+6Do I hear a possible nomination for mother of the year?
- MtheoryX, on 04/02/2009, -0/+6Clean it up! Orbitz.
- inactive, on 04/02/2009, -0/+6Whoops, you mentioned the G word, that's frowned upon here.
- Konrad9, on 04/02/2009, -0/+6A drunk pregnant woman got pulled over ONCE and she didn't get her license taken away and put on parole? And it wasn't even her first offense?
God I hate this ***** legal system that puts 17 year old kids away for 30 years when they got caught with a joint, but people can drive around drunk, getting caught, for years and barely get fined. - Sixteh, on 04/02/2009, -3/+8Here's your justification for intellegently selected abortions. This woman is only poisoning the gene pool.
- JKount, on 04/02/2009, -0/+5I hope they find that child a better guardian. I wouldn't be surprised if this women tried to beat her baby in a drunken stupor one day.
- inactive, on 04/02/2009, -0/+5Yeah, go Red Wings!
Oh wait, *those* red wings... - Ladymongoose, on 04/02/2009, -0/+5Are you kidding?
- MtheoryX, on 04/02/2009, -0/+5Sounds more effective than a falcon punch.
- JKount, on 04/02/2009, -1/+6I'd hit it with a bat, after it delivered it's child of course.
- WakeRider, on 04/02/2009, -0/+5Even stupider than the original story of this thread: A pregnant 14 year old girl caught drink driving TWICE in the same week and then escaping from CYFS (Child Youth and Family Services - NZ child protection services). Sadly this is not an April Fools joke.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id ...
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/social-welfare/news/arti ... - rheaume, on 04/02/2009, -0/+4Thats the American way!
USA! USA! USA! - Ladymongoose, on 04/02/2009, -0/+4"After she was medically cleared to be incarcerated by St. Joseph Hospital in Fort Wayne -- “We don’t just throw women who are eight-months pregnant in jail,” Galaviz said -- Gram was taken to the Allen County Jail in Fort Wayne and booked on a felony charge of operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated and several misdemeanor OWI charges."
Gee, too bad, because there's no booze or cars in jail. Sounds like she needs to stay there for at least another 4-6 weeks. What a ***** bitch. - catvllvs, on 04/02/2009, -1/+5To get your "red wings"
:] - gryphon50, on 04/02/2009, -0/+4oh here we go.
- momedefome, on 04/02/2009, -0/+4Some people should not have kids period!!
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