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- Divals, on 08/20/2008, -8/+482Buried as inaccurate.
Now it's time for the universe to implode. 3... 2... 1... - fistedinforest, on 08/20/2008, -4/+198"The girl who I want to be my girlfriend"
Read: I stalk her, and possibly have locks of her hair in a jar at home
"Long complicated story you don't really need or want to hear"
Read: Restraining order and jail three times
"We are just exceptionally infatuated with each other"
Read: I followed her home tonight. She called the police again. She cares. I'm writing this from jail. - TheDarkstarter, on 08/20/2008, -6/+179This is why I love "this is why I love Digg" submissions!
- JasonHaley, on 08/20/2008, -2/+174"Girl I want to be my girlfriend" == steady girlfriend for a digger.
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..................................., - Divals, on 08/20/2008, -1/+135I like memes too, but I have a nasty feeling this one may lead to my death and/or dismemberment.
- ElBeh, on 08/20/2008, -0/+118Digg will soon be providing its own content entirely.
- Divals, on 08/20/2008, -1/+112No, she's not...
So this is not applicable...
Um... a bit? I seem to be turning into a meme. - ivancuriel, on 08/20/2008, -8/+100Front page, here I come!
- coreychauk, on 08/20/2008, -1/+84"Girl I want to be my girlfriend" != girlfriend.
- lolobabyy, on 08/20/2008, -2/+79@ Divals
embrace it! we diggers love new memes. - xdeliriumx, on 08/20/2008, -1/+70Finish the damn story Divals. Inquiring minds want to know.
- MaskedSlacker, on 08/20/2008, -0/+67By that logic, I have hundreds of girlfriends! Oh god, I hope they don't find out about each other.
- goodbick, on 08/20/2008, -15/+77What exactly is so funny about this? Some nerd on digg brags because for the first time in 25 years of living a girl is willing to talk to him for more than 10 minutes? Welcome to the internet.
im going to show this submission to MY GIRLFRIEND (WE HAVE SEX ALL THE TIME)
MY GIRLFRIEND - anonymousbosch1, on 08/20/2008, -2/+62Divals is my new hero. I'm going to have to have a t-shirt made. stat!
- georgemason01, on 08/20/2008, -0/+50Honestly, who doesn't come here solely for the comments anymore?
- Danby123, on 08/20/2008, -6/+54Whoo Hoo I'm a trend setter!
- ducksoup31, on 08/20/2008, -8/+55While perusing the love story, I failed to see even the slightest murmering of "OM NOM NOM." So here you go, guys. It's out of our systems for this thread. I don't want to catch any more OM NOM NOMs. IT ENDS NOW.
In summary:
OM NOM NOM: check. - quomen, on 08/20/2008, -0/+41He finished it
http://digg.com/comedy/Religion_20?t=17952152#c179 ... - Aurabolt, on 08/20/2008, -3/+42***** COMIC SANS
- charm803, on 08/20/2008, -2/+38You little Dival, you!
- igothack, on 08/20/2008, -0/+35Actual link: http://digg.com/comedy/Religion_20?t=17952152#c179 ...
- Danby123, on 08/20/2008, -2/+34Wait; Quick question. Is your "Girlfriend" (as we'll call her) a Digger,
And also;
Would she mind free publicity as your lady?
And if so;
Would it make you want to hurt us? - inactive, on 08/20/2008, -0/+32I actually would love to hear about your girlfriend. I imagine it could be a learning experience for all of us.
- studdenfadden, on 08/20/2008, -1/+33Your right hand has already seen this post.
- qwertycopter, on 08/20/2008, -1/+32This is why I love the comments on "this is why I love Digg" submissions!
- poploserdigg, on 08/20/2008, -4/+34SHE TOUCHED HIS PENIS OMG!!!
- ElBeh, on 08/20/2008, -0/+31That's what they want you to think.
- HMMcKamikaze, on 08/20/2008, -3/+33It would be great if someone showed their love of digg by making of a compilation of this story.
- pe5t1lence, on 08/20/2008, -0/+29Yes yes, submit her pics and we will digg her!
- Ceaser57, on 08/20/2008, -6/+34That's it I'm going back to reddit
- ivancuriel, on 08/20/2008, -5/+32If this makes it to the front page, she'll want to move closer and marry you for sure.
- Petes256, on 08/20/2008, -2/+29She touch your penis?
- Durrok, on 08/20/2008, -2/+28I gave it a Digg. Go get her Dival! I'm sure you saw this xkcd, but in case you missed it: http://xkcd.com/458/
The time is now! - devinmurphy, on 08/20/2008, -1/+27cesclaveria just told everyone that he never gets laid.
- otayyo, on 08/20/2008, -1/+27Do tell do tell! *sits down and eyes light up*
- andypop481, on 08/20/2008, -0/+25So what would the meme actually be? What do we go around saying on other stories?
"Yeah, but is Divals official?"
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Comment about story [says girl who i want to be my girlfriend from knoxville] continue comment about story [add no need to worry, go on with your lives]
or what else? - InnerBlueAbyss, on 08/20/2008, -0/+23Have we made profit yet?
- SeaweedWater, on 08/20/2008, -0/+23We only like memes for a couple of days, then we will wish death upon you.
You're gonna be just as unfunny as Chuck Norris jokes this time Saturday. - bitweever, on 08/20/2008, -2/+23This thread is a rerun, change the channel.
- 0tis, on 08/20/2008, -1/+22Oh *****, that's the worst mistake he can make, keeping them all in one place.
- MaskedSlacker, on 08/20/2008, -1/+21This is why I'm not
- ragingpwner35, on 08/20/2008, -2/+22Should I screen cap this and submit it for a never ending divals love story??
- antipoet, on 08/20/2008, -1/+20Let us not forget that he said she's someone who he wants to be his girlfriend. Thusly, we may continue to assume that no digger has a girlfriend.
- BradOFarrell, on 08/20/2008, -2/+21"don't have the means to get to each other at this time." + "she is from Knoxville" = INTERNET GIRLFRIEND
- 0tis, on 08/20/2008, -2/+21Throwing a crappy Mastercard-ad joke into the mix: Priceless
- TheDarkstarter, on 08/20/2008, -2/+20oooh, I'm so jealous, this little schtik has already gotten more diggs than any story I've ever submitted!
Apparently, I'm not doing it right. - MavRevMatt, on 08/20/2008, -2/+20You came here -from- reddit?
- fmlive, on 08/20/2008, -1/+18Or she will think your a psycho and move farther away.
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