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- Etchii, on 07/01/2008, -12/+616HOLY CAPS LOCK BATMAN!
- strungoutyeh, on 07/01/2008, -32/+529dude just wants to crush some pussy
- inactive, on 07/01/2008, -18/+331Leave the guy alone...seriously he looks like a decent guy and isnt looking for trouble.
- daimposter, on 07/01/2008, -8/+303little does he know that that 47 yr old paula is now a crazy drunk judge on american idol.
well, his gain. - BaseballGuyCAA, on 07/01/2008, -8/+245Who wants a mustache ride???
- inactive, on 07/02/2008, -5/+226The hardest part about rollerblading is telling your parents you're gay
- Sucka27, on 07/01/2008, -11/+208He'll be crushed when Paula rollerblades up and tells him she's gay.
- coondog35, on 07/02/2008, -6/+187"Paula! Get off of the computer now!"
"-I was just going to check my e-mai-"
"You don't understand, you have to erase all traces of your existence from the internet, they're looking for you!"
"What- Who?"
"The Digg stalkers! They're trying to hook you up with that creepy dude who used to trail you on his undersized scooter when you roller bladed. You know, when you still lived in Chicago."
"What the hell should I do?!"
"-Paula! a digg user has already posted your email address online.... It's worse than I thought! They have your home address! We have to leave- now!"
"I'm sure it will be-"
*doorbell rings*
"Oh God."
*vomits*
"What does he want from me?"
"Your eggs... 2 of them... definitely 2 of them. He wants to make babies."
*door crashes to floor*
Oh wait.. It's match.com not myspace...
sorry dude.
Go get 'er Cooken679!
Make her a cake or something. - gfxluvr, on 07/02/2008, -4/+164Digg, don't be dicks.
He seems like a good guy trying to find a date. - HeatherH88, on 07/01/2008, -9/+167"But I slim up quick as long as I'm doing it with a special friend."
Ok, thanks, Captain Creepy. I'll keep that in mind. - sump22, on 07/01/2008, -7/+154I know some Paula's in Chicago, but sadly none of them rollerblade.
- JustAn0th3rFace, on 07/01/2008, -1/+130At first I thought this was lame.. but then i saw this:
"For Fun: WERE HAVING THE MOST FUN IS IN THE OUTDOORS EVERYTHING FROM PAINTBALL TO SKIINGS. BUT ITS NOT FUN WITHOUT FRIEND TO PLAY WITH"
..and now i just feel bad. Dugg. - S3Captain, on 07/01/2008, -8/+134Hell yeah he's 5'2", but he's looking for somone to grow with. Cut him some slack.
- ileftfark, on 07/01/2008, -3/+124In other news, OP browses match.com.
- Disease, on 07/02/2008, -15/+124The hardest part about being gay is my penis.
- mywhitenoise, on 07/01/2008, -17/+121What's so great about this? Not even remotely funny.
- evilelf2407, on 07/02/2008, -0/+99what's suxmonkey doing looking up 47 year old guys on match.com?
- luet, on 07/02/2008, -7/+102The hardest part about being gay is telling your parents you rollerblade.
- SurrealDream, on 07/01/2008, -25/+117Gay AND Emo? Boy, you don't stand a chance here :S
*hug* - rocketboot, on 07/02/2008, -0/+89Because caps is yelling, and old people can't hear as well.
- cjflashman, on 07/01/2008, -17/+105Since when did most Digg users become homophobic?
Last time I checked, it wasnt a homophobic place.
This isn't XBox Live. - highlymodified, on 07/01/2008, -3/+88Dugg for highlighting separate lines of text. FF3 whoot!
- ceramufary, on 07/01/2008, -2/+87If I squint my eyes and ignore the caps lock, he seems like a pretty decent guy. ... You know, for someone else to date. Not me.
- chicken101, on 07/02/2008, -7/+92I knew a Paula in Chicago...too bad she died in a rollerblading accident. ):
- padrebuf, on 07/01/2008, -4/+79PAULA!!!!!!!
- inactive, on 07/02/2008, -4/+78WHY DO A LOT OF OLD PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPS
- smrekar, on 07/02/2008, -4/+77DAD?!?
- sockpuppets, on 07/01/2008, -1/+73I'm typing this from behind your couch.
- inactive, on 07/02/2008, -12/+82The hardest part about parenting is telling your rollerblade your gay.
- kewidogg, on 07/02/2008, -2/+69"Kiss her?.........
....I'm gonna DESTROY HER..." - WESTEE, on 07/01/2008, -8/+67"Paula if you don't get on that plane your going to regret it for the rest of your life"....Irony
- sockpuppets, on 07/01/2008, -0/+57At least you can get him into theme parks for half price.
- ShinyDemon, on 07/02/2008, -2/+57CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!
- NaziHatinChimp, on 07/01/2008, -13/+65Stalker?
- xkorbin, on 07/02/2008, -3/+53No, he is not a guy looking for a one night stand according to his article, and you must always trust what is written on the internet. He is looking for someone to grow with (he is 5'2" (can you blame him?)).
- inactive, on 07/02/2008, -0/+49***** it works!
- shutaro, on 07/01/2008, -3/+50Captain? What's a guy gotta do to get promoted to Admiral Creepy?
- rsHoratio, on 07/02/2008, -7/+53What the ***** is Digg now??! Craigslist?!
- hoodmonkey, on 07/01/2008, -7/+50I think (PAULA) entered the witness relocation program.
- Idgit, on 07/01/2008, -3/+46The question is what were you doing on Match.com in the first place?
- skyfox2k, on 07/02/2008, -1/+43I watched you watching him whilst masturbating furiously.
- xkorbin, on 07/02/2008, -2/+42I watched you type that from the adjacent room behind you.
- elefaint, on 07/01/2008, -0/+39Well, he is looking for "someone to grow with".
- einrobstein, on 07/02/2008, -2/+40What about Rear Admiral Creepy?
- Scopitone, on 07/02/2008, -3/+40Man, 5'2"? That's a rough ticket.
- DearSergio, on 07/02/2008, -6/+43Wtf? Diggers are a weird species.
- mistergraves, on 07/02/2008, -4/+38if you don't know... now you know...
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f58e763460 - michaelenger, on 12/20/2008, -0/+33WHÃT DÍD YÖU SÃY ÃBÖUT MY TÍLDES?
- kingsal, on 07/02/2008, -11/+43wow, Digg has hit a new low
- wildfire, on 07/01/2008, -3/+33I do, I do!
Then can we ride the teaba... cup ride? -
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